versus

"Bad Medicine" EniGma and "Paddy Punch" The Hobo w/MWF General Manager Dom Stoate

MWF Tag Team Championship Match

Referee: Chris Forrest

Writer: Stefan Mallais

Sully: We're back and this is going to be a fantastic match! We will see some straight up talent pick apart two good for nothing bums!

JP: Sully! Thatís no way to talk about Scotty Heart and Jay T!

Sully: Well they earned every- hey! You know damn well that I was referring to Jay T and Scotty Heart, our distinguished Tag Team Champions, and what they'll do to "Bad Medicine"

JP: That's not how I see! Jay T and Scotty Heart, alongside Sean Harley, did something a few weeks ago to Troy Knight that has forever tarnished them in my books!

Sully: Oh god no! I'm sure they going to be unable to sleep for weeks to come, all because the great JP no longer respects them!

JP: Save the cheek ok Sullivan, just save it!

Sully: For when, later on in the show?

JP: Things about to get underway here folks, so buckle up!

[As if on cue, "One Of A Can" hits and The Hobo's personalised theme song blares throughout the capacity filled arena. Moments later The Hobo and Enigma walk out onto the stage and receive mostly jeers from the crowd. The duo are unaffected by the noise and descend the ramp conversing over what one would assume is strategy. Bad Medicine looks very confident, entering the ring as they are being introduced.]

Peter Santos: Ladies and gentlement, the following contest is schedualed for one fall, and it is for the Maximum Wrestling Federationí' Tag Team Championships! Introducing first, at a combined weight of 445 lbs, Enigma and The Hobo, they are, Bad Medicine!

[The two men get a kick out of hearing their names mentioned and give each other a high five as a result. They are quickly cut off though, as the sounds of Master of Pupet's by Metallica blare over the sound systeme. The crowd this time explode in jeers. They top that only by the secondary explosion of contempt upon seeing the figures of Jay T and Scotty Heart. The lights in the arena are dimmed down and hued a dark green, and the two members of Overkill make their way to the ring. Their titles shinning spontaneously from the numerous pictures being taken. The two walk down the ramp, not saying a word to each other. ]

Peter Santos: Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 465 lbs, they are the MWF World Tag Team Champions, they are representing Overkill, being accompanies to the ring by Mr. Jones, they are Jay T and Scotty Heart!

JP: The tag team champions donít seem to have a whole lot to say to each other, is there trouble in paradise?

Sully: You speak as if they were married! JP, what do they need to tell each other at this point? If they havenít already set out a game plan, then itís a little late. The challengers showed their inferiority from the get go by strategising on their way to the ring. Itís that lack of preparation that will lead to the inevitable downfall!

JP: A rather bold prediction to make, donít you think? Especially considering the Champions have yet to even make it to the ring yet. I would say someone is a little over zealous!

[Scotty Heart and Jay T finally make it to the ring, and the two men simultaneously enter the ring, their eyes fixated on The Hobo and Enigma. The tag team champions stare down the challengers for a brief moment before they take adjacent turnbuckles and raise their titles into the air. Seeing their opponents backs turned, Bad Medicine chose to take an early advantage. They turn to each other and nod, and then sprint towards their respective targets. Enigma heads for Scotty Heart and The Hobo take Jay T. Enigma drives an axe handle smash into the spine of Scotty Heart who throws his chest forward, drops his title, and winced in pain. The Hobo takes a little more brutal approach and simply puts his entire body weight behind throwing Jay T clean off the turnbuckle and sailing to the concrete floor below! ]

JP: And Bad Medicine have start things of here at March Madness in convincing fashion. They mean business and itís evident in the presence.

Sully: That was a cheap shot, the damn match hasnít even started yet!

JP: It has now!

[The Hobo follows Jay T to the outside, via the ropes however, and Enigma stays in the ring with Scotty Heart. Seeing the two men in the ring, the ref signals for the bell. Itís sounded and the match is underway. Enigma wastes no time and pulls the head and neck of Scotty Heart back, as he limbers on the second rope. Enigma then turns around, keeping hold of Scottyís neck and lunges forward delivering a huge reverse neck breaker, and hitting the first move of the match. Scottyís body crashes down hard on the mat, and the crowd react in scream of joy. Enigma is quick to spin himself around and leap onto the fallen Scotty Heart Ö 1 Ö Scotty pushes Enigma off of him convincingly and immediately sits up holding his neck in pain. ]

JP: Enigma hit a very big move, very early in the match and was looking to end things in a flash here.

Sully: Thatís his only hope, the longer this match goes on the bigger the advantage falls into Scotty and Jayís corner.

JP: Thatís debateable, but one thing is for sure The Hobo would have loved to see it end there; he has to wrestle in the Madness Rumble a little later on.

[Enigma slams his hands down on the mat aggravatingly and then pushes himself up onto his feet. Enigma walks over to Scotty Heart and grabs him by the hair, only to be met with a hard elbow to the stomach as Scotty is pulled to his feet. Enigma lets go of Scottyís hair and gasps for breath. Scotty manoeuvres himself behind Enigma and quickly hoists him into the air and then back down with a beautiful back body drop. Enigma bounces on his back and then flips onto his stomach, screaming in pain. Scotty doesnít skip and beat, and he immediately pounces on the downed Enigma. Scotty grabs hold of Enigmaís leg and locks him into a tight single legged boston crab. Enigma is in the center of the ring, and the ropes are well out of his reach, but he still tries for them meaninglessly. ]

Sully: Haha! Reach you poor bastard, youíre nowhere near the ropes!

JP: You got that right Sully, they are smack dab in the middle of the ring there, Scotty is countering the quick start and attempt to end things early with one of his own!

Sully: Heads up Heartbreaker!

[Scotty is screaming along with Enigma as he continues to apply more and more pressure on the right quadricep of Enigma, and doesnít even notice The Hobo entering the ring. The Hobo has tossed Jay T into the ring steps, further debilitating him, and has come to the rescue of his partner. The Hobo slides under the bottom rope, and stands up, leaning against the ropes. The Hobo leans backwards and bounces off the ropes in order to get a little more momentum as he charges Scotty Heart. The Hobo the throws his feet intothe air and connects with a missile drop kick into the back of Scotty Heart, which forces him to release the hold. All three menís bodies collapse to the mat.]

Sully: He is so lucky! Did you see Enigmaís hand flintching there JP? He was seconds away from tapping out!

JP: I canít say that I did, but I sure as hell did see that strong drop kick. Iím also seeing a very unorthodox move here Sully. What the hell is the Hobo doing?

[ With Scotty Heart down and Enigma clinging his leg in pain, The Hobo is the first to his feet. Being the illegal man, the ref ushers The Hobo to exit the ring, but he refuses to cooperate. The Hobo turns to Enigma and then grabs hold of his arm. The Hobo then begins to drag Enigma into his corner. With Enigma propped up on the second rope, The Hobo exits the ring and stands on the apron. He then pauses for a second and smiles arrogantly to the referee as he throws his hand over the top rope and slaps the chest of Enigma lightly, tagging himself into the match. The tag was legal, and the ref has no choice but to accept it.]

JP: Oh my! Thatís the first time I have ever seen that!

Sully: Iíll give the devil his dues, Bad Medicine know how to cheat very well!

JP: It wasnít so much cheating as it was manipulation of the rule book. A clever move indeed by the Hobo.

[ The Hobo quickly moves over to Scotty Heart, who has begun to stir, and pulls him to his feet. The Hobo delivers a few punches to the head as he grabs hold of Heart and pulls him to his feet. The Hobo then throws Scotty into the ropes, and stands in the middle of the ring waiting for his rebound. Scotty comes running back and as he gets close, The Hobo extends his arm look for a clothesline. Scotty however ducks the attempt and continues on to the opposing ropes. The Hobo quickly turns around, as not to be caught off guard, and again sticks out his arm, narrowly missing his clothesline again. This time however, Scotty stops behind The Hobo, and spins him around. Once the two are face to face, Scotty drives his foot powerfully into the gut of The Hobo and then drives him downward with a strong DDT. ]

Sully: The speed of a cheetah and the agility of one too! This guys awesome!

JP: No questioning his in ring talent, but his mental stability on the other hand Ö

Sully: Whatís that supposed to mean?

JP: What do you think? The man claims to be sent directly from God! If nothing else it's sacreligious!

[Scotty doesnít get up as quickly as he would like to, but evertually does, and he turns his attention to his corner. He sees Jay T finally making his way to the turnbuckle. Jay T manages to get to his feet and plops himself onto the top rope, extending his arm to Scotty. In the opposing corner, Enigma sees this and waists no time to drop from the apron and runs over to Jay T. Scotty is now crawling towards Jay, and is so close to making the tag, but just as Scotty leaps into the air and tried to reach Jayís hand, it is suddenly gone, and Scotty tags nothing. Enigma has pulled Jay Tís feet out from under him and pulled him to the outside. Jay T drops down hitting his jaw on the apron on the way down. As soon as he does, he bounces back into the air and flies backwards into the guardrail holding his jaw in pain.]

JP: Thatís going to run up the dental bill!

Sully: Yet again with the cheap shots, Bad Medicine is really annoying me here tonight.

JP: Theyíre doing what needs to be done to win, no lengths too far.

[The ref immediately runs over to Enigma and argues with him to get back to his corner, and gets a very obscene gesture from Enigma for his efforts. As the ref and Enigma duke it out verbally, Scotty has pulled himself to his feet, with the aid of the ropes, and has joined the ref in scolding Enigma. This however distracts him from The Hobo who gets to his feet and sneaks up behind Scotty and low blows him from behind. The ref doesnít see it, and Scotty jumps in place for a while before he jumps a complete 180 degrees, and is now facing the Hobo, who quickly grabs his head and hits him with a face buster. As Scotty crashes to the mat the refís attention is broken, and he turns to see what happened. The Hobo has now mounted Scotty and is driving close fisted blows to the face of The Heartbreaker. The ref quickly intervenes and grabs hold of The Hoboís arm, stopping the punches. The Hobo obliges as the ref orders him off of Scotty, and he moves over to his corner and waits for Enigma make his way over.]

JP: Some great tag team work here by Bad Medicine. They are working well together here tonight, and have done an amazing job of isolating Scotty from his partner Jay T!

Sully: Admit it John, these guys are cheating, and thatís the only reason that they are in the drivers seat right now.

JP: That may be, but itís funny how when the same tactics used by those men are used against them you get all bent out of shape!

[Enigma has now been tagged back into the match, and is back in the ring as well. The Hobo watches on smiling, as Enigma cockily pulls Scotty Heart to his feet, and then slaps him across the chest with a heart stopping chop. Scotty is taken aback by this and staggers back into the ropes. Scotty bounces back and right into another defining chop to the chest. The same result occure this time and Scotty bounces off the ropes, only this time he lunges forward and connects with a flying forarm smach directly to the face of Enigma. Scotty is quick to his feet and he greets The Hobo, who is entering the ring, with a stiff clothesline taking down The Hobo. Enigma has now gotten back to his feet and as he charges back towards Scotty, he is sent straight back down as Scotty jumps into the air and drop kicks Enigma. Again Scotty springs to his feet, meeting The Hobo who is also rising. The Hobo charges once again at Scotty, who this time grabs hold of the top ropes and drops all his weight down to the mat, pulling the top rope low enough to force The Hobo to tumble to the outside.]

Sully: Scotty Heart is now building some momentum and he is looking to regain control of this match.

JP: Very nice ring awareness by the veteran Scott Heart!

[The Hobo falls to the outside, where a prone Jay T is waiting for him. Jay T starts laying punches into The Hobo, retribution for his earlier actions, and Scotty cheers him on from inside the ring. Scotty is again caught with his back turned on the play, but this time is quickly school boyed by Enigma. Enigma rolls Scotty up and the ref drops to make the count 1....2! The ref stops counting and begins to scold Enigma, as he catches him with a handful of Scottyís tights! Enigma is forced to let go of the pin, and Scotty is quick to get to his feet, but at a distance from Enigma. The ref continues his barrage on Enigma, who is no longer listening, and is fixated on Scotty Heart. The two men stare at each other for only a few seconds, before they both charge forward and engage in a collar and elbow tie up. Scotty overpowers Enigma and quickly pushes him back into the corner. Both men simply start furiously throwing punches at the other attempting gain the advantage, the ref quickly tried to intervene, but gets nowhere. ]

JP: This is quickly turning from a technically sound match into a brawl.

Sully: Fight fire with fire, JP! Itís the only way these guys will learn. Scotty knows this and is teaching them damn well!

[On the outside, Jay T has delivered a final kick to the head of The Hobo, and he has left him lying on the outside. Jay T has now mounted the apron and is screaming at Scotty to try and make the tag. Jay T has yet to even get into the match, and is itching for some ìlegalî action. However, back in the corner the ref is trying to separate Scotty and Enigma, but to no avail. All of the sudden one of Scottyís punches goes astray and connects with the temple of the ref, dropping him like a sac of bricks. Both men immediately stop throwing punches and look down at the motionless ref. There is a pause in the action for a moment as they arenít sure what to do. Neither man was looking to do this, so it happening was somewhat of a surprise. Suddenly, Jay T runs across the apron and clotheslines Enigma to the mat from the outside.]

JP: Didnít take them long, did it?

Sully: Bad Medicine has been breaking the rules all night, itís Overkillís turn now!

[Jay T then steps into the ring and helps Scotty pull Enigma to his feet. Both men then grab a respective arm, and throw Enigma into the ropes. But before Enigma ever reaches the ropes, Scotty and Jay T are grabbed from the outside. They turn and see The Hobo standing on the outside, smiling arrogantly. Both men snarl and are about to head to the outside, when Enigma comes running back and hits a spinning heel kick to both Jay T and Scotty Heart. Jay T is sent flying through the ropes, and falls to the outside, momentarily dazed where The Hobo was moments ago, but canít be seen anymore. Back inside the ring, Scotty Heart is pulled to his feet and is being pulled to feet and propped up against the opposing ropes by Enigma. Enigma then starts to fight with Scottyís arms and the two top ropes, trying to tangle the two. Mr. Jones is on the outside yelling for him to stop, but he receives the same obscene gesture as the ref. ]

Sully: What the hell is he doing!?! Canít these guys go five seconds without cheating!

JP: It would appear not.

[Enigma is having a lot of trouble making sure Scotty is stuck in the ropes properly, and itís taking him a lot of time. Jay T has now realised what Enigma is doing, and has slid back into the ring. He quickly moves towards the two men, when suddenly The Hobo comes flying into the ring from the side. He runs full speed, blindsiding Jay T, and hitting him with the Hobo Cutter almost out of nowhere. As quickly as he appeared in the ring, he continues in the same direction, exiting. The ref is now using the ropes to get to one knee, but it still not in a full state of coherency.]

Sully: No! No, this canít happen, not like this! Not to them!

[Enigma turns around smiling evilly, knowing exactly what just happened behind him. Scotty is now stuck in the ropes, and unable to come to the aid of his fallen partner. Jay T is lying belly up, and Enigma quickly hooks both his legs, and again, a handful of tights. The ref is still in a daze, and he starts a slow count ....1 ...... on the outside, The Hobo jumps up onto the apron, behind the ref, and grabs hold of Enigma, in a hug like position, and then leans back, putting as much weight on the shoulders of Jay T they can. ......2! The crowd goes wild with anger as Jay T manages to break out!]

JP: How the hell!?

Sully: Jay T just broke free, "Overkill" are not finished just yet!

[Enigma and The Hobo are horrified, they look at each other in complete confusion, Scotty Heart is tearing at the ropes in a madness that totally consumes him, The Hobo and Enigma run to restrain him, as they get near Scotty wrenches his feet free and he comes tearing out of the ropes, pulling his arm free to smash it into the face of Enigma. The Hobo leaps and grabs onto Scotty's back....but "Heaven's Gift" flings him over his shoulder and brings him down with a crash to the mat. Scotty Heart roars and the crowd roar back with jeers as Heart picks up The Hobo and positions him.....Jay T is up and he cheers on Scotty Heart as the Act of God is brought down upon The Hobo! The huge neckbreaker shakes the whole ring, Scotty Heart covers as Charles Galliant counts.....1......2.......3!]

Peter Santos: And your winners, through pinfall, and still Maximum Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions, Jay T and Scotty Heart!