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"The Innovator of Impossible" Seth Caliko w/Michiru Kaiou

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"Hardcore Living Legend" Insane Wayne

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"Paddy Punch" The Hobo w/EniGma

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Anarkist

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"Heaven's Gift" Scotty Heart w/Mr. Jones

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"Phoenix" Sean Harley w/Josh Milton

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Wildfire

Eight- Man Madness Rumble, Winner goes to MAYhem as Number One MWF World Championship Contender

Referee: Charles Galliant

Writer: Ed Walker

[The MWF crowd are buzzing excitedly, rumours are being passed around the crowd...the tension is reaching its highest point as the fans await the start of the Madness Rumble. On the MaxiTron flash the faces of the eight men who will compete in the rumble, fans cheer and jeer depending the wrestler who is displayed. A huge cheer goes up as Insane Wayne's face is shown, Wayne's face winks at the crowd before the cheers turn to jeers as Anarkist's face graces the MaxiTron.]

JP: That is one man who the fans do not want to win tonight, he's a very dangerous man and Anarkist winning is a frightening prospect.

Sully: I can't believe that NomaD got a shot instead of Anarkist, I mean sure Anarkist has only just come back but he's such a great wrestler.

JP: I can't deny he's a good wrestler but he's got to show us again that he is capable of a bit more than a beatdown.

Sully: He's a big man, he can't help it if people fall at his feet!

JP: He's been talking about coming in at number one and fighting his way forward until there is no one left standing...just him and he'll be the number one contender a position he's found himself in many a time.

Sully: I'm scared to see what he'll do tonight, we've got some good wrestlers in that ring but none of them can even begin to offer up equal claims of greatness.

JP: Insane Wayne is easily Anarkist's biggest threat, he's got the credentials of a future MWF World Champion and there are calls from many for him to become what he dreams of being.

Sully: He's simply not good enough, I recognise he's done a lot in his career but winning the MWF World Championship is not something he's been exceptionally close to....Anarkist took Wayne out this time last year and since then he's never been the same.

JP: A lot of bad blood between these two men, Insane Wayne returning after a neck injury that could have ruined and finished his career.

Sully: Unfortunatly he got his career back on track....who do you reckon is going to be out here first JP?

JP: It's got to be a minor player, someone like The Hobo, Wildfire or Kid Insanity...a wrestler who no one gives a damn about.

Sully: These fans seem to have taken a shine to that loser Kid Insanity, what an overhyped piece of trash...

JP: ...Kid Insanity is one of the world's best wrestlers!

Sully: That's what his mother tells him every night when she tucks him into bed...there is no chance he can be one of the best in the world he's too inconsistent, on his day he's nothing short of average.

JP: I can't see The Hobo making much of an impact, he's a piece of white trash.

Sully: You're damn right he is and that's what makes him so special, he's a guy who doesn't give a shit about anything...he doesn't care where he ends up sleeping and he sure as hell doesn't care what happens to himself in a wrestling ring.

[Peter Santos has made his way into the centre of the ring, he clasps both hands around the microphone and slowly bellows into it. The fans fall quiet as Santos speaks.]

Peter Santos: Ladies and gentlemen, this is a very special match, eight men will come together tonight for a chance to leave here as the number one contender for the MWF World Championship. The rules of this contest are symbol, a wrestler is eliminated via either pinfall or submission. There will be no disqualification or count outs!

[A huge cheer goes up from the crowd at this announcement, a lot of fans can be heard shouting for joy at the no disqualification announcement. Peter Santos continues over the noise.]

Peter Santos: The wrestlers will enter the ring after five minutes, the first two wrestlers will start together and a new wrestler will be introduced every five minutes....they will fight until there is one wrestler left standing.

[The fans applaud and cheer for Peter Santos, he smiles and looks around before continuing.]

Peter Santos: The first man out tonight, weighing in at 235 lbs., from a place called Heaven, accompanied by Mr. Jones, he is one half of the MWF Tag Team Champions, "Heaven's Gift" Scotty Heart!

[Metallica's "Master Of Puppets" hits the PA system and the crowd jeer as Scotty Heart makes his way out onto the entrance way, behind him the shadow of Mr. Jones can be seen. "Heaven's Gift" looks very pleased with himself as he strolls down the entrance ramp, he flexes his muscles and talks trash to the fans. His body is covered in a pure white robe, it shines out for all to see and the crowd jeer as on the back is a cross with the words "MWF fans will go to HELL!" written below it. Mr. Jones fends off angry fans as Scotty Heart reaches the ring apron.]

JP: He's just asking for trouble, why does this arrogant prick insist on winding up the fans?

Sully: Because he's clever, he doesn't need the fans and yet although they won't admit it they do need Scotty Heart.

JP: It's a dangerous game that "Heaven's Gift" is playing, but he does have "Overkill" to back him up and with Sean Harley in the rumble after a win over Ernest Reeves he has a real chance tonight.

Sully: I've been watching Scottty Heart since his return to the MWF and I'm impressed with his progress, he's an MWF Tag Team Champion and he's looking fit and fast.

JP: Something holds him back, there is something that restricts him and I've no idea what it could be.

Sully: I think before it was being alone, now he has Sean Harley back with him and Jay T with him...and Jay T is one of the brightest young prospects in the MWF.

[Scotty Heart steps into the ring and his robe drops off his shoulders, his purple wrestling attire glints in the spotlights as he taunts to the fans which elicits a huge response. Peter Santos shakes the hand of "Heaven's Gift" and Charles Galliant does the same. Mr. Jones walks around ringside as Heart throws Jones the robe, the two stare at the entrance way. The crowd quieten in anticipation.]

JP: It has to be someone good, Scotty Heart can't have an easy ride...someone needs to come out here that will give him a run for his money.

Sully: Anarkist isn't in first, which is surprising...I thought Walker was going to stick him in first as a punishment.

Peter Santos: And the second man, weighing in at 230 lbs., from Long Island, New York, a member of "Twisted Vizion", the "Innovator of Impossible" Seth Caliko!

["Sleep Now In The Fire" by Rage Against The Machine hits the PA system and the crowd goes wild with excitement as Caliko's video rolls on the MaxiTron. Pyro explodes all over the entrance way and the crowd hold their breath for Caliko to appear....they watch and wait.]

JP: Seth Caliko is a man with a lot to prove, he needs to show that he is going to get right back on top of his form and reclaim the MWF Xtreme Championship or go onto bigger things.

Sully: Being a member of "Twisted Vizion" is not going to help that much...he's holding himself back by joining them.

JP: There were rumours a little while ago that Caliko was going to leave "Vizion" and team up with Kid Insanity to form what would be an insane tag team...

Sully: ...It'd be dull, two extreme wrestlers competing to see who could give and receieve the most chair shots, now Kid Insanity versus Seth Caliko would be far better.

[Seth Caliko still hasn't appeared, Peter Santos looks at Charles Galliant who shrugs and says something, Peter Santos signals for the music to be cut and proceeds to speak.]

Peter Santos: And the second man, weighing in at 230 lbs., from Long Island, New York, a member of "Twisted Vizion", "The Innovator of Impossible" Seth Caliko!

[Santos really bellows the last two words, and the crowd cheer expectantly but no figure appears on the entrance way as Rage Against The Machine blares away.]

JP: What is he playing at? Where is Seth Caliko?

Sully: I've no idea and to be honest I don't really care...it gives Scotty Heart a nice easy ride...

JP: Heart doesn't need an easy ride, this is for a chance at the MWF World Championship and we need to put these eight men through their paces.

Sully: Seth Caliko isn't going to be putting anyone through any paces, he doesn't seem to have even made it to Madness.

JP: It's not like Seth to duck out of a match, he's got a great chance tonight.

Sully: Santos has called him out twice, if he hasn't responded they'll just move onto the next guy...

[Peter Santos shakes his head and Scotty Heart calls for him to hurry up, Peter Santos looks to Charles Galliant who signals three fingers. Peter Santos takes a card from his pocket and checks it before calling for the music to be turned down.]

Peter Santos: And the third man in, weighing in at 225 lbs., from Las Vegas, Nevada, Kid Insanity!

[Cheers go up from the crowd as "Insane Insane Insane" hits the PA system and out comes Kid Insanity, he doesn't need any smoke as he walks straight out onto the entrance way. He smiles and waves to the crowd before sprinting down the entrance ramp, the must speeds up as Kid Insanity runs and he hits the ring...sliding straight under the ropes. Kid Insanity walks straight up to Scotty Heart and "Heaven's Gift" lashes out with a right hand, the bell sounds as Scotty Heart sends Kid Insanity reeling backwards with some strong punches. The fists of Scotty Heart are hitting home with amazing accuracy, Kid Insanity's goggles are torn off and Heart spits in them before throwing them clean out of the ring. Insanity responds by grabbing "Heaven's Gift" in a headlocked...Heart lifts up and the move is turned into a backdrop. Kid Insanity hits the deck and calls out with pain as the small of his back is crushed.]

JP: We're off to a flying start here at Madness....Kid Insanity is having the hell beaten out of him by Scotty Heart who looks like a tightly wound spring.

Sully: Scotty Heart knows that tonight is his big chance, a chance to become something more than an MWF Tag Team Champion.

JP: Tonight's about destiny and Kid Insanity certainly has one to fulfill.

Sully: Kid's done a lot in his career and he's never been one to back down from a challenge.

[Scotty Heart is on his feet, he trash talks Kid Insanity before grabbing him and pulling him to his feet, the crowd jeer as knife-edge chops send echo's around the arena thanks to the sheer intensity of Scotty Heart's impact. Kid Insanity clutches his now red chest and Scotty Heart sends Kid Insanity running into the ropes, Kid comes back and the crowd roar as he hops, skips and jumps over the attempted backdrop from Scotty Heart. Kid Insanity comes hurtling back off the ropes and catches Heart with a spinning carthwheel kick...Kid Insanity pumps his fist as he rises and Scotty Heart staggers backwards holding his face. Kid Insanity runs towards Heart and hits a flying cross body, it takes down Scotty Heart and Charles Galliant counts a cover....1......2! Heart pushes Kid Insanity off him and is up straight away...he fires a cheap shot at Kid Insanity but Kid is seeing everything and he catches the fist of Scotty Heart.]

JP: Kid Insanity is on something right now! He's going insane in that ring...

Sully: ...hence the name, the action is really fast paced in this match...I can hardly get a chance to take a breath without some form of impact happening.

[Heart's right leg is swung round and he catches Kid Insanity in the back of the knee, reducing Kid down to his knees. Scotty Heart laughs as he rises to his feet and Mr. Jones cheers as Scotty Heart pulls Kid Insanity up and executes a perfect swinging neckbreaker...Kid's laid out on the canvas as Scotty Heart runs to the ropes. As Scotty Heart comes back he leaps up and comes down with a legdrop that cuts across the throat of Kid Insanity, this causes Kid to hold his neck and roll around violently.]

JP: Ouch! I don't think Kid will be speaking too well after we've finished tonight.

Sully: He doesn't speak well anyway, he's from Nevada for Christ's sake!

JP: No need to be like that Sully...our Southern and Western brothers are as equal as anyone.

Sully: That's not what you say when The Hobo walks onto the entrance way.

[Kid Insanity coughs violently before Scotty Heart places his hands on Insanity and helps him up....Kid Insanity for a second looks into the eyes of Scotty Heart before Heart with Insanity still locked in a headlock starts to run towards the opposite side of the ring....the cameras flash as Scotty Heart hits a huge running bulldog. Kid Insanity's face is smashed into the canvas and Scotty Heart covers.....1......2! Kid Insanity is able to roll the shoulder clear. Scotty Heart doesn't show any frustration as he gets Kid Insanity back to his feet once more, Peter Santos is fetching a mic as Scotty Heart lifts up Kid Insanity and looks for a suplex....Kid Insanity is hoisted up and Scotty Heart parades Kid Insanity around the ring in a suplex position. The crowd jeer and boo as Scotty Heart's muscles buldge, keeping the two-hundred and twenty-five pounds of Kid Insanity in the air.....the ring shakes as Kid Insanity comes crashing down and Scotty Heart covers....1......2! Kid Insanity again rolls the shoulder. The camera cuts to the entrance way as Peter Santos bellows once more.]

Peter Santos: And the fourth man, weighing in at 210 lbs., a former MWF Television and Tag Team Champion, Wildfire!

["The Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson plays over the PA system and the crowd leap to their feet cheering as Wildfire walks out onto the entrance way. He raises his arms and as he does, orange and red fireworks explode around him and he nods his head in time with the music before walking slowly down the ramp.]

JP: This man has a lot to prove as well, he's a former MWF Tag and Television Champion and since those successes he's been hiding in the shadows.

Sully: Pathetic he is, absolutly pathetic compared to what he could of been...if he thinks he can just walk in here and take the chance to become MWF World Champion he has another thing coming.

JP: This could be very interesting, these three men are all desperate for a chance to improve their chances in the MWF and now they're fighting each other for that chance.

Sully: The smart money is on Scotty Heart, he's dominating Kid Insanity.

[Wildfire walks towards the ring as Scotty Heart and Kid Insanity exchange punches, each punch by Scotty Heart is accompanied by a cry of pain from Kid Insanity...Heart's punches break through the guard of Insanity and one punch lands square on the jaw of Kid Insanity knocking him right back. Scotty Heart charges forward and a roundhouse kick comes out of nowhere to knock Kid Insanity down to the mat. Wildfire reaches the ring, he climbs up and Scotty Heart stops looking at Kid Insanity and slowly turns...aware of Wildfire's presence.]

JP: The element of surprise is now well and truly over for Wildfire, "Heaven's Gift" had some divine intervention right there.

Sully: I wouldn't call it divine intervention, just common sense! He knew Wildfire was on his way down and after taking care of Kid Insanity he can now focus on taking care of Wildfire.

JP: Who would you say is the bigger threat?

Sully: It's got to be Wildfire without a doubt, Kid Insanity's like a wounded animal in the ring and Wildfire's fresh as a daisy.

[Scotty Heart and Wildfire square up to each other, a shove is sent Scotty Heart's way by Wildfire and the MWF Tag Team Champion backs off slightly. Punches suddenly fly as "Heaven's Gift" responds angrily and lashes out with a right hand, Wildfire takes the punch and he ducks the next one...he ducks round behind Scotty Heart and locks in a sleeper hold. "Heaven's Gift" gasps for air as Wildfire begins the sleeper hold, his arms are locked in firmly around the neck of Scotty Heart. The face of Scotty Heart begins to go red as he reaches for the ropes, Wildfire sinks down slowly and extends his knee....Heart's face screws up with pain as Wildfire's knee is now in the back of him. Wildfire calls for Scotty Heart to submit but Charles Galliant checks Scotty Heart and "Heaven's Gift" refuses. Mr. Jones cheers Scotty Heart from the outside but all ten thousand fans are shouting abuse at "Heaven's Gift" and calling for him to submit. Kid Insanity pulls himself back to his feet and his eyes blink as he notices the scene now in front of him.]

JP: What will Kid Insanity do now? He's got a tough choice to make....does he let these two men fight it out or does he eliminate both of them?

Sully: If he's got any sense, which he clearly hasn't, he'll let Wildfire eliminate Scotty Heart and then he'll take down Wildfire before the next man gets into the ring.

JP: That would leave him rather exposed though, you don't want to be the only guy in the ring if someone like Anarkist is going to come thundering in.

Sully: You don't want to be in the ring no matter what when Anarkist is around but someone is going to be...

[Kid Insanity stands, considering his options while Scotty Heart is now on the floor...with Wildfire hanging on tight...Kid Insanity slides from the ring and the crowd begin to cheer as he goes to look near the ring apron. Mr. Jones spots what Kid Insanity is up to and he makes his way around the ring to where Kid Insanity is pulling something from underneath the ring.]

JP: What is Kid Insanity up to?

Sully: Using some intelligence, he knows he needs something to help him win this match and he'll find something of use under all that junk.

[The fans go up in wild cheers as a steel bar is pulled out from underneath the ring, Kid Insanity smiles but the smile is erased by the hand of Mr. Jones. The manager of Scotty Heart grabs the bar and punches Kid Insanity in the face...the fans jeer as Jones tosses aside the steel bar and grabs Kid Insanity. Insanity is thrown backwards into the ringsteps and he spectacularly flips over them and lands flat on his back. In the ring Scotty Heart's right foot reaches the ropes and the crowd jeer as Charles Galliant is forced to tear Wildfire off the MWF Tag Team Champion. Wildfire is furious with Galliant, claiming that Heart's foot was not on the ropes...Wildfire stops shouting at Galliant as the sound of "Papercut" by Linkin Park screams through the PA system and he stares wide eyed at the entrance way which is filled with white pyro and smoke.]

JP: Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!

Sully: Haha! Anarkist is going to come out here right now and destroy every single man in this ring....this is the time of breaking the rules and Anarkist is going to break every single one of them if he has to!

JP: GOOD LORD!

Sully: Whoah!

[The pyro display is incredible and through it strides the former two time MWF World Champion, he is dressed in his usual wrestling attire...with white trunk that read Anarkist with lightning bolts running down their sides. He snarls at the jeering fans and begins his menacing walk to the ring, rubbing one fist into the palm of the other hand and smiling as he spots Wildfire standing petrified in the ring.]

Peter Santos: And the fifth man, weighing in at 313 lbs., from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, a former two time MWF World Champion, Anarkist!

[A massive jeer goes up from the ten thousand fans but it doesn't affect Anarkist at all as he continues his march to the ring...the snarl seems to be permanent on his face as he approaches the ring. Wildfire grabs Scotty Heart and pulls him to his feet, Anarkist steps up onto the ring apron and pushes the ropes down and steps clean over them. He begins to run forward and stops, this sudden stop makes Wildfire jump and he drops the body of Scotty Heart. Heart hits the deck and holds his head...Wildfire roars and the crowd roar with him as he runs at Anarkist. Anarkist laughs as he ducks a clothesline attempt from Wildfire...Wildfire hits the ropes and comes back to be caught by Anarkist and smashes down onto the mat with a massive sidewalk slam.]

JP: Oh my! The impact of that move just made the entire ring shake...I can't believe that Anarkist is actually out here tonight.

Sully: It's really not that hard to believe JP, I mean he has a contract with the MWF and therefore he was put into the match and now he's out here fulfilling that contract.

JP: What was Walker thinking when he allowed Anarkist back into the MWF?

Sully: I doubt it was Walker who did, it's the genuis plan of someone like General Manager Dom Stoate!

JP: I hate that guy...

Sully: ...no reason to hate him, The Hobo's not out here yet so you can't insult him...

[Kid Insanity gets to his feet on the outside and climbs back into the ring, he hasn't realised that Anarkist is in the ring...he climbs through the ropes and bumps straight into Anarkist. Kid Insanity looks up the chest of Anarkist and finds a huge fist coming down towards him. There is no escape for Kid Insanity and he drops down, only to be scooped up by Anarkist and hoisted up onto the former MWF World Champion's shoulders. The crowd are screaming at Anarkist to stop as Kid Insanity is spun round and then brought down for The Broken Rule. The camera flashes illuminate the pained face of Kid Insanity as he hits the mat.....a look of despair is fixed on the face of Kid Insanity as Anarkist drops over him and Charles Galliant counts.....1......2......3! The bell sounds to signal the elimination.]

Peter Santos: And eliminated, through pinfall, Kid Insanity!

JP: Poor Kid Insanity, this was his huge chance and yet he's just tossed aside by Anarkist...

Sully: ....don't think Kid's going to be the first, he needs to try and find some way to compete with Anarkist because with moves like that he just can't.

JP: The Broken Rule has shattered so many dreams and I'm not surprised, it's deadly and Anarkist can set it up in seconds.

Sully: Anarkist has that ability to flick a switch almost and change the entire course of a match.

JP: It's scary just how powerful he is, not office type power but the physical power of the man.

Sully: Stunning, and a born champion.....look out!