JP: We are getting word, folks, that we have an interview taking place in the back.

Sully: Do we HAVE to show this?

JP: This is, in fact, the very first time that an interviewer has had a chance to put the questions to Gutter Rat at a live event...

Sully: Big deal, don't we have any footage of Troy Knight we can show?

[The camera changes to the back, where Gutter Rat is standing tall... Head and shoulders above interviewer Lois McNeal, as the camera hits them, she is ready to do her job...]

Lois McNeal: So Gutter Rat, you had requested this time to put a question to MWF owner Ed Walker, just what exactly is it that you want from him, and secondly, what happens if he says no?

[Gutter Rat cocks his head to the side, and looks down at Lois...]

WHANG!!!

[The behemoth is whacked with a chair from behind, as Adam The Righteous intervenes in the most anticipated interview of the year. Gutter Rat turns to face him, yet.]

PING...

WHACK...

SMACK...

POW...

[Adam doesn't let up, and pretty soon, Gutter Rat is lying motionless on the ground, the chair Adam was holding looks like it was folded by an origami artist, and Adam addresses the camera, as the fans watching boo his actions.]

ATR: On behalf of the esteemed President, Ed Walker, I inform you Gutter Rat, to kiss his ass. Furthermore...

[The body of the masked Rat begins to stir, and he sits up. Adams eyes grow to the size of saucers. He promptly exits the scene as Gutter Rat begins to rise and starts shouting.]

Gutter Rat: WALKER!!! WALKER YOU SONOFABITCH!!! I'LL GET YOU!! I'LL GUT LITTLE LAURA!!! I'LL....

[He turns back to McNeal, who has put the cameraman in between herself, and the man-monster.]

Gutter Rat: This interview is OVER!!!

[In a huff, he retreats, down a corridor knocking over a rack of pipes, and flipping over a table with coffee and muffins.... Headed for only he knows where...]

JP: That wasn't right, Ed Walker should just be a man, and quit sending thugs to do his dirty work.

Sully: Are you nuts? Gutter Rat has proven time and time again to be nothing short of twisted, Ed Walker should stay as far away from him as possible.