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"The Pitbull" Eddie Benoit w/Misery

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Adam The Ritcheous w/Tony Prohibition

Triple Threat Elimination Match

Referee: Chris Forrest

Writer: Dom Stoate

[As the three men complete their entrances, it the half of the tag champions that makes the first move. Jay T, by far the veteran of the match lunges for Adam the Righteous and throws his head down before hammering a forearm onto the back of his neck, sending the new guy onto the canvas. Jay T turns around, straight into a flying clothesline that sends him onto his back hard. Eddie Benoit goes for the cover. 1�2- Kick out. A two count in the early stages of the match.]

JP: And after Jay T sends Adam "The Righteous" onto his back, he is downed by a crushing blow struck against the back of his head from the seemingly ever-present 'Pitbull'!

Sully: I don't know which one I want to win, JP! They're all great!

JP: Do you like the ones that aren't fan-favourites? It certainly seems that way.

Sully: There's you presuming again, JP. Can't you go one match without &endash;accusing- somebody of something? I don't think you can!

[Jay T stands quickly up as he kicks out of the pin and runs straight into a second clothesline from Eddie Benoit. Benoit gets the upper hand on them both as he nails Adam with an upper cut that lands on him on his shoulders, head tucked in. The fans sound shocked as Adam rolls beneath the bottom rope. As ATR hits the mat outside the ring, Eddie Benoit turns back to Jay T, who is climbing to his feet. He whips him into the corner, and runs at him, but Jay T jumps over the rope, causing Benoit to hit the turnbuckle face first and stumble backwards, while Jay T scales the 'buckle. He pauses, before leaping, and hitting 'The Pitbull' with a huge flying Clothesline! He then runs at the ropes, bouncing off and hitting Eddie Benoit with a running Leg Drop, before getting the pin, 1..2..Benoit rolls the shoulder, pushing Jay T off of himself. Jay T quickly rises to his feet, grabbing Benoit by the head and dragging him to the edge of the ring and placing his neck on the bottom rope. He then proceeds to stand on the back of Eddie's head, pressing him down and choking him on the rope. However, before the referee can administer the five-count, Jay T is grabbed from behind by Adam The Righteous, who rolls him up in a tight pin, but only achieves a two count. As Jay T kicks out, ATR gets back up and moves over to Eddie Benoit, picking him up by the hair. He quickly puts him in a tight headlock, and, after a little while, it looks as if he is going to sleep out. As the arm is raised for the third and final time, Jay T appears out of nowhere and grabs it, making sure to keep it in the air. This, being a technicality, is something about which referee Chris Forrest can do nothing. So, holding Eddie Benoit's hand up, Jay T moves his body around, grabbing Benoit's and lifting him in a huge Back Body Drop, taking ATR along too!]

JP: My God! What a move from Jay T, using his experience, back body-dropping both Eddie Benoit and Adam The Righteous!

Sully: That was great!

[Of course, ATR has let go of The Pitbull's head, and all three men are lying on the mat, fans cheering wildly. The referee begins to count. 1�2�3�Jay T is stirring, then on his knees, 4�5�6�Jay T is on his feet, while Adam The Righteous clambers to his feet, using the ropes for assistance�7�8�ATR and Jay T are now standing, and they go at it as the count is stopped. Pitbull, however, rolls out of the ring, to try and wake himself up. ATR and Jay T begin exchanging blows, Adam coming out on top and landing a great uppercut that sends Jay T reeling, and as Jay turns back around, Adam The Righteous lands the Righteous DDT! He covers, 1..2..Jay T rolls the shoulder at the last possible moment! Adam rolls off of Jay, pounding the canvas. He slowly stands up, and is about to begin stomping on Jay T, when he is grabbed from behind by Eddie Benoit in the Lock Jaw! Benoit brings him down to the ground in the Full Nelson Camel Clutch that is the Lock Jaw, and, after about ten seconds of this, ATR has no choice but to submit!]

Peter Santos: And eliminated, by submission, Adam The Righteous!

JP: Eddie Benoit came out of nowhere with that Lock Jaw, forcing Adam The Righteous to submit!

Sully: What a move!

[Benoit now moves over to the prone Jay T, who is trying to get to his feet. He is bleeding from the forehead, seemingly from the Righteous DDT. He rags himself over to the ropes, while Eddie watches with a grin on his face. Blood is dripping off Jay's face, and he is slipping in it as he tries to get to the ropes. Finally, Benoit grows wary of this and grabs T by the hair, picking him up and whipping him into the turnbuckle with such force that Eddie himself falls over. Jay T hits the 'buckle hard with his back, and screams in pain, both hands going to the small of his back. He stumbles forwards, right into a huge Scoop Slam from The Pitbull. Eddie then picks up Jay T again and whips him into the ropes. He goes for a Clothesline, but Jay T ducks, and turns, landing the Hard Knock Life!]

JP: Hard Knock Life! Hard Knock Life! It's over!

Sully: Oh my God! What a kick! He coulda taken Benoit's head off!

[Eddie Benoit is laid flat out by the Hard Knock Life and the crowd watch on as Jay T puts an arm over Eddie Benoit and waits for the count.....1......2....! The crowd explode as Eddie Benoit manages to roll a shoulder and Jay T looks on in stunned silence as Eddie Benoit groans and rubs his jaw.]

JP: He kicked out! Somehow Eddie Benoit has kicked out of the Hard Knock Life!

Sully: Not many have kicked out of that move and Jay T looks absolutly gobsmacked.

JP: I would be to if my opponent had just kicked out of the best move that you have in your aresnal.

Sully: It's a worrying sight...I thought Eddie Benoit was down and out then.

[Jay T gets to his feet and he pulls Eddie Benoit up with him, Jay T has Benoit in a headlock and he forces the lock tighter and Jay T begins to run towards the ropes...he hits the ropes, leaps up and comes round and down with a bulldog. The ring shakes as he makes impact and Eddie Benoit is laid out once again, Jay T looks down on Eddie Benoit and Chris Forrest is in position for the count, when Jay T turns away and begins to climb the turnbuckle. The crowd are on their feet, watching and waiting as Jay T makes his way up to the peak of the turnbuckle.]

JP: He's taking a huge risk here, Jay T has to connect with this move or it could cost him dearly.

Sully: It's make or break time for Jay T, if the Hard Knock Life doesn't take down the opponent you have to try something special.

["The Pitbull" is down and out on the mat, Jay T is on the top rope and the crowd are flashing their cameras as Jay T prepares to take off. Misery is on the outside, near to where Eddie Benoit is laying...she slips something into the ring, Benoit's hand grabs it. Jay T is oblivious as he leaps off the top rope and comes down looking for a leg drop, Eddie Benoit rolls out of the way and the "New Age Xtreme Legend" slams down onto the cold hard canvas. Benoit has in his hand, the whip of Misery....Jay T rolls away holding his leg and is caught by the arms of Eddie Benoit the crowd go mental with anger as the Lock Jaw is once again clamped in. Benoit is using the whip to inflict even more damage, he has the whip around the neck of Jay T but referee Chris Forrest can't see it and he is watching as Jay T is screaming with pain.]

JP: He can't do that! Jay T is being choked out by Eddie Benoit, he's got that damn whip.

Sully: Pretty smart stuff there from Benoit and Misery, they knew that it would take something extra to beat Jay T.

JP: I don't know if it'll beat him, how can Chris Forrest not see the whip?

Sully: Eddien's got Jay T wrapped up pretty tight and he's hidden the whip somewhere in amongst all that flesh.

[Jay T is reaching out of the ropes, his arms flailing as he attempts to make the ropes but he just can't reach it and Eddie Benoit rolls him over so that he's even further away from the ropes. Misery stands on the outside, watching calmly as Eddie Benoit increases the leverage and Jay T roars in defiance as Chris Forrest asks him whether he will submit. The crowd are cheering for Jay T as he attempts to fight the dirty tricks of Eddie Benoit. Jay T's face is turning a deep red as he is losing air, Eddie Benoit has his mouth next to the ear of Jay T and is speaking into, trash talking as Jay T reaches out for the ropes but can't make it. Chris Forrest signals for the bell as the hand of Jay T hits the canvas and frantically taps.]

JP: Oh no! Damn! Damn! Damn! Eddie Benoit's the new MWF Xtreme Championship Number. One contender!

Sully: What a win for Eddie Benoit, he's a rising star here in the MWF and he's got a decent shout of beating Insane Wayne.

JP: Are you mad? Wayne will rip Eddie Benoit in half....he won't stand a chance against the power of Insane Wayne.

Sully: He's beaten Jay T and he's a former MWF Xtreme Champion, I think that's reason enough to think he can do it.

Peter Santos: And your winner, through submission, Eddie Benoit!

[The crowd jeer loudly as Misery climbs into the ring and takes the whip back from "The Pitbull", he grins as she spanks the whip hard across his behind. He turns round and she embraces him, her lips biting hard into his, his hands running down her leather catsuit.]

JP: Digusting...how can they be allowed on television?

Sully: You wouldn't say no to a little bit of Misery, I bet she'd make you a very happy man JP.

JP: I'm sure she would, but I'm already happily married.

Sully: Misery was the difference tonight between a win and a defeat for Eddie Benoit.

JP: I'm surprised Jay T didn't have Babe E. Blue out here tonight...I guess he can't trust he enough yet after what she did to him.

Sully: Why did he take her back? She is no good for him, she turned her back on him.

JP: I suppose Jay T is still one half of the MWF Tag Team Champions, that must be some consolation.