JP: You ready Sully?

Sully: Ready for what my friend?

JP: Justin Sane and Jae Dee Ar, in a No Disqualification match, it's going to be great. These two men have been going hell for leather and it's going to really take a step up now.

Sully: Well Jae Dee Ar is going to take a step up, while Justin Sane gets left behind, who let an idiot like Sane into the MWF?

JP: He's not an idiot, he's becoming a very accomplished young wrestler.

Sully: Accomplished at what, his record is chequered to say the least....

JP: But so is your hero, Anarkist's.

Sully: His record is not chequered!

JP: Three defeats to Ross Allen, he just wasn't good enough, and now he's gone off complaining of a bad leg, what's all that about?

Peter Santos: This match is scheduled for one fall and is No Disqualification, and making his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 307 lbs., Justin Sane!

[The crowd roar as "As Soon As I Get Home" by Tupac Shakur hits the PA system and The Insane One appears in the entrance way. He steps from the entrance way and walks down the ramp, he high fives the crowd.]

Sully: He has got a good figure, I'll give him that.

JP: He has more than that, he has great moves. I wouldn't like to get on the wrong end of the Meltdown!

Sully: Me neither!

Peter Santos: And his opponent, from Kawasaki, Tokyo, Japan, and weighing in at 222 lbs., Jae Dee Ar!

["Lose Yourself" by Eminem comes screaming from the PA system and the crowd already on their feet turn their cheers to jeers as Jae Dee Ar comes from behind the curtain.]

Sully: How can these people hate this man?

JP: Because of the tactics he used last week, and the general poor manner in which he conducts himself. He thinks he is a God!

Sully: With good reason to...he's the best technical wrestler in the MWF today.

JP: Not that's Sam King!

Sully: If it's Sam King, why does he hold the Xtreme Title, you don't need technical skills for that, you need to be Xtreme....

JP: Jae Dee Ar is a martial artist not a technical wrestler.

Sully: Martial arts and technical wrestling go hand-in-hand.

[Jae Dee Ar is now in the ring, he ignores the crowd and shakes the hand of referee Grant August.]

JP: Look at him shaking hands with the referee, I hope Grant knows that Jae Dee Ar will probably knock him out at some point!

Sully: It's No disqualification so what does it matter?

JP: That is an important point everyone, neither man can be disqualified in this match!

Sully: All makes for better viewing....

[The bell sounds and the two men lock up, straight away Justin Sane goes on the offensive, he has Jae Dee Ar by the head and he takes him to the ropes and throws him clean over the top rope....Jae Dee Ar drops like a stone to the outside. Justin Sane climbs straight out after him.]

JP: They're sure making use of this No DQ rule!

Sully: Good job to!

[Justin Sane comes out of the ring, Grant August follows them out as Justin Sane picks up Jae Dee Ar and slams him hard into the ringpost, a resounding crack follows and Jae Dee Ar collapses to the floor again. Justin Sane picks up the ring steps and throws them down with a huge nosie onto the back of Jae Dee Ar! The crowd roar as Justin Sane walks over to the guardrail and begins to dismantle the guardrail, he takes it from the other pieces of guardrail until he has an actual piece of guardrail ready. Jae Dee Ar is slowly getting to his feet...as he does then Justin Sane lifts the guardrail up and brings it down onto the head of Jae Dee Ar sending the crowd wild.]

JP: My goodness! Jae Dee Ar's just been destroyed!

Sully: Justin Sane can't do that....we paid good money for all those guardrails...

JP: Oh shut up JP, who cares about the money.

Sully: Ed does no doubt.

[Justin Sane puts the guardrail down, he then takes the body of Jae Dee Ar...the crowd explode as he puts his arm around Jae Dee Ar's neck and lifts him up....and chokeslams him onto the guardrail!]

JP: Jae Dee Ar must be dead!

[Justin Sane raises his arm to the crowd and nods as they roar his name with vigour. Justin Sane turns and looks under the ring for something, Jae Dee Ar is still motionless on the guardrail, the crowd explode as Justin Sane hauls a table out from beneath the ring.]

Sully: Tables...oh no not the tables!

JP: Yes! Jae Dee Ar is going to be well and truly beaten here tonight.

[Justin Sane slowly sets the table up, keeping his eye on Jae Dee Ar all the time, he snaps the legs into position and then positions the table ready. He looks over and smiles as Jae Dee Are is just about moving, Sane grabs Jae Dee Ar by the head and hauls him to his feet. Justin Sane has Jae Dee Ar in position and the crowd go wild as he lifts him up and walks forward with him and sends Jae Dee Ar's lifeless body through the table with The Meltdown!]

JP: Meltdown! Dynamite has just seen Jae Dee Ar put through a table!

Sully: A god damn table!

JP: Jae Dee Ar is never going to surivive that move....how can he comeback from that?

Sully: I'm sure he will, Justin Sane isn't that good.

JP: Yes he is, he's been on a tremendous run lately.

Sully: Run, he wins two matches and you call it a run?

JP: Yeah, I do!

[Justin Sane looks down at the carnage of Jae Dee Ar laying in the crumpled mess of wood. Justin Sane takes Jae Dee Ar and tosses him like a matchstick into the ring. Justin Sane follows Jae Dee Ar into the ring, Grant August slaps the canvas as Justin Sane as he covers...1...2...3!]

Peter Santos: And your winner of this No Disqualification match, Justin Sane!

[The crowd get to their feet and roar even louder as "Comeback" by Foo Fighters hits the PA system and MWF President Edward Walker strides out from the entrance curtain.]

Sully: What does he want out here?

JP: He is the President of this company, he can go where he pleases!

Sully: He's going to ruin this show, everytime he shows his face the ratings go down.

JP: If it wasn't for this man, there would be no MWF.

[Prez Ed has something in his hand, he raises a belt to the crowd and they cheer as they realise it is the MWF TV Title, Ed slides into the ring and shakes the hand of Justin Sane.]

Sully: These two are a conspiracy!

[Prez Ed takes a mike.]

Ed: Justin Sane, for all your efforts in the past month we have taken it to heart, and decided to reward you.

JP: Finally...

Ed: After yet another great victory for Justin Sane, we think it is about time you took control of this....

[Ed raises the belt to the fans, cameras flash as he places the belt on the shoulder of a beaming Justin Sane.]

Ed: I give you, the first ever, MWF TV Champion.......Justin Sane!

[The crowd roar as Justin Sane shows off his new belt, he slowly climbs the turnbuckle and raises the belt to the fans.]

Sully: He doesn't deserve that belt one bit!

JP: Yes he does, he's worked ever so hard for it. He's been out there almost every week promoting the MWF, I can't think of a more worthy champion.

Sully: I sure as hell can!

JP: You're just short-sighted Sully.

Sully: Short-sighted, am I wearing glasses?

[Justin Sane now has the mike and he walks around the ring with his TV Title sitting proudly on his shoulder.]

Sane: [smiling] I am your TV Champion!

[The crowd roar in response.]

Sane: And I'm on TV, hello mum [prompts laughs] I have to tell you that winning this belt was the biggest suprise I think I have ever had, and it is a brilliant way to round off a lot of hard work. It's been a rollercoaster ride here in the MWF, and it really is the Maximum Wrestling Federation around, I am so glad to be a part of it.

[The crowd cheer.]

Sane: I couldn't have done all this without you....without the fans. You've been great, always cheering me on through everything. I remember my match with Jakk Hollow at Comeback, it was an amazing night and the response you people gave me was just everything and I shall never ever forget it!

[The crowd give a huge response to Justin Sane as "As Soon As I Get Home" by Tupac Shakur hits the PA system and read light flash on the ring for the MWF's new TV Champion.]

JP: That was a lovely speech, thanking the fans for everything.

Sully: Why does he have to thank them? If I was him I would take all the credit myself for the hard work he has supposidely put in. I am sure there are people who could use that belt more than he could.

JP: How can you dis-respect the fans? If there were no fans then there would be no MWF.

Sully: There would be, we just wouldn't be on TV.

JP: Well isn't the point of wrestling to be on TV?

Sully: If we weren't on TV we wouldn't have that bloody TV Title!

JP: Can we just drop your stupid arguement?

Sully: Maybe....

JP: Look, well....next up we have the Tag Team Titles on the line. MWF moves into the tag team divison for its first run giving two teams the chance to be a Tag Champs.

Sully: My money is on Nova and Kid Insanity for the suprise win, how can Jay-Z and Sam King compete with the talent?

JP: Because they have plenty of their own.

Sully: Being Xtreme Champion makes you talented?

JP: Yep....

Sully: I could be Xtreme Champion! All you have to do is smash someone with a 2x4 and hope for the best.

JP: It's not as simple as that!

Sully: What about Jay-Z, that pile of crap doesn't deserve to lick Kid Insanity's boots let alone step into the ring.

JP: Jay-Z has more talent in his little finger than your aching body Sully.

Sully: Aching? What exactly am I aching for?

JP: A life!

Sully: I have a life, look my hearts beating, ba-dum, ba-dum, I can feel it.

JP: Jay-Z and Sam King are a tightly knit unit who should show Nova and Kid Insanity the door tonight, the MWF Tag Titles will go to their rightful homes.

Sully: Yeah, to General Manager Fozzy's creation.

JP: It was a strange pairing to say the least, rather inspire really.

Sully: Poor old Kid Insanity, stuck with a useless wretch like Nova who is more concerned about his antics out of the ring than in the ring.

JP: Nova's a former UwF Inter-Continental...Europan...

Sully: So, what does that mean? UwF's about as useful as a zip.

JP: I wouldn't rule it out, mind you MWF is where its at.

Sully: Damn right, even though we do have the most obnoxious owner ever!

JP: Would you stop doing Prez Ed down.

Sully: On with the match!

[Before the match starts we are taken backstage, the fans roar as they see Justin Sane walking down the corridor after his hard fought battle with Jae Dee Ar. The MWF TV Title is draped over his shoulder, he walks around the corner and bumps into a man.]

Sane: Hey! Watch where the hell you're going!

Man: Who the fuck are you to boss me around?

Sane: I'm the MWF TV Champion.....Justin Sane....

Man: Yeah I know who you are, everyone knows who you are.

Sane: I don't know who you are....

Man: You can call me Wildfire, I'm the newest man on this MWF roster and I'm here to get right in your face and take that belt from you.

[Sane and Wilfire are now nose to nose.]

Sane: Oh yeah....you think you can just take this off me [clicks his fingers] just like that?

Wildfire: Yeah, just like that!

[Wildfire punches Sane in the face and shoves him into the wall, Sane goes down as Wildfire begins to wildly stomp on him. Backstage staff quickly run in and pull Wildfire off Sane, Sane holding his head staggers to his feet.]

Sane: What the hell was that for!

Wildfire: Me and you....next monday.

Sane: You're on!

[Wildfire is dragged off by the staff, leaving Sane to pick up his TV Title and regain his composure.]

JP: Wildfire is here in the MWF, he finally makes it to the screens.

Sully: Who the hell is Wildfire?

JP: You'll find out next Monday, he's a great new talent...but he'll have his work cut out against Justin Sane!

Sully: Against Justin Sane, he'll be a walkover, Justin Sane can't wrestle for peanuts.

JP: But he sure as hell can fight...just like the two tag teams on their way up next.

Sully: Nova and Kid Insanity are going to be the MWF Tag Team Champions!