[The cameras are focused on the crowd, it zooms around and spots various fans who hold up their banners for all to see. There is a good atmosphere tonight, fans are happy and talking amongst themselves.]

JP: It's so great to have the MWF back with us now, I was getting bored without any work.

Sully: I got myself a nice little job writing for a wrestling website.

JP: You did?

Sully: Yeah, got paid for it and all!

JP: I shall have to consider that if one day I find myself out of work again.

Peter Santos: This match is a standard tag team match, with the MWF Tag Team Titles on the line. The first team in this contest, weighing in at a combined weight of 460 lbs., Nova and Kid Insanity!

[The crowd leapt to their feet to give a good reaction to Nova as "Sad But True" by Metallica blasts through the arena and Nova runs out from the entrance way which glows blue. The PA system switches and "Insane, Insane, Insane" by Kid Insanity comes through the PA system and the crowd vent their anger at the MWF's rising star as he walks from behind the entrance curtain.]

Sully: That man is a god, look at him, how can he possibly be beaten?

JP: He can in tag team action, in singles competition he is a real force.

Sully: And Nova is the weak link in that team.

JP: Nova a weak link, who do you think you are? Anne Robinson?

Peter Santos: And their opponents, from Victoria, Texas and Toronto, Canada, weighing in at a combined weight of 255 lbs., Sam King and The Jeopardizer!

["Enter The Jeopardy" hits and the crowd go wild as Sam King and The Jeopardizer appear in the entrance way together, the MWF Xtreme Title hanging on the shoulder of Sam King who raises his arms to the crowd who respond with a huge "King! King! King!" chant.]

Sully: How can they love such a fickle man?

JP: He's easy to love, he has that desire to win that some just don't have.

Sully: And what about Jay-Z, waste of bloody space if you ask me.

JP: Jay-Z has a quality gimmick, and the crowd just love seeing him up top.

Sully: I can see him being out-shone by Kid Insanity tonight.

JP: I can't, Kid may have more talent but Jay-Z has that thing called youth and adventure, he'll do things that perhaps Kid Insanity might think twice about!

[Jay-Z and Sam King have entered the ring, they seem to expect Nova and Kid Insanity to vacate the ring to make way for them, but Kid Insanity and Nova stand their ground.]

Sully: Don't budge an inch!

[Nova walks towards Jay-Z and shouts something, while Kid Insanity stands near the turnbuckle preparing himself and focusing on Sam King. The eyes of Sam King and Kid Insanity meet and the crowd goes up as Sam King gives Kid the finger and Kid comes charging at Sam and the match begins before referee, General Manager Fozzy knows anything about it!]

JP: We're off already!

[King goes down to a running cross body from Kid Insanity....the crowd jeer as Nova takes down Jay-Z with a clothesline.]

JP: Why are they jeering Nova?

Sully: Because he's an over-rated dickhead!

[Nova grabs Jay-Z by the arm and hauls him to his feet, Jay-Z kicks out at Nova doubling The Real Star up and Jay-Z exectues a kick to the face of Nova sending him down to the mat. Sam King meanwhile has got to his feet and has beaten back Kid Insanity in the corner, Kid is pushed up against the turnbuckle as King takes control and executes a few hard slaps to the chest of Kid. The crowd roar as King lifts Kid Insanity up to the top rope, Jay-Z and Nova are ordered out of the ring by General Manager Fozzy.]

Sully: Fozzy doing his bit for mankind there.

JP: How could they let such a criminal be the referee? He wouldn't know the right from wrong if it hit him in the damn face.

[General Manager Fozzy turns back to see Kid Insanity perched on the turnbuckle, Sam King climbs up and positions himself, the crowd go wild as Sam King leaps off and executes a Tornado DDT! Kid Insanity's head slams and rolls off the canvas and he ends up over the other side of the ring, near Nova. Sam King is also down, but he manages to get to his feet and tags in Jay-Z. The crowd give a big response to The Jeopardizer as he climbs into the ring and runs towards Sam King, he looks as if he is going to leg drop the grounded Kid....but at the last second he changes his mind and runs into Nova, sending The Real Star flying towards the announce table!]

Sully: Incoming!

JP: Jay-Z's trying to kill us with human missiles!

[Jay-Z turns back to focus on Kid Insanity, he lifts Kid up and holds him up before bringing him down with a huge backbreaker which has the whole arena shaking with the impact. Jay-Z covers and GM Fozzy counts far too slowly......1! Kid Insanity rolls the shoulder and Jay-Z turns to GM Fozzy.]

Sully: Haha!

JP: I've never seen such a slow count before!

Sully: I told you that Kid and Nova would win!

[Jay-Z is absolutly furious with GM Fozzy, he gets to his feet, livid with rage. GM Fozzy points at his shirt and slaps Jay-Z hard across the face, while GM Fozzy isn't looking then Nova is back p at ringside and he steps in and grabs Jay-Z from behind and the crowd boo as he hits a backdrop sending Jay-Z crashing onto the canvas, Nova hooks the leg and GM Fozzy counts...1...2..! Sam King breaks up the count, realising their luck isn't happening. GM Fozzy grabs Sam King and hauls him back towards his corner, Jay-Z starts to get to his feet as Nova runs to the ropes and comes running back as Jay-Z turns round and Nova hits a hurricanrana! Jay-Z goes flipping down to the mat as Nova runs and leaps up to the top rope. The crowd jeer as he sets himself up for the Shooting Star.]

JP: Oh no, he's going to finish it right here!

Sully: I kind of like this guy now, the more they hate him the more I love 'em...wait a minute.

[Sam King has grabbed the ropes on his side of the ring where Nova is poised on the turnbuckle. King shakes the ropes and the turnbuckle wobbles...Nova trys to keep his balance but he slips and falls into the ring, crashing to the mat. Sam King starts the crowd clapping in unison to try and rouse Jay-Z, Kid Insanity is roaring for Nova to make the tag as The Real Star holds his head in pain. Jay-Z is coming around and he hears the chants and starts to make his way towards the corner of Sam King, Nova is staggering towards Kid Insanity.]

JP: Who is going to get the tag first?

Sully: Come on Nova!

[GM Fozzy stands in the middle of the ring looking on as Jay-Z leaps and makes the tag to King's out stretched hand, King quickly leaps into the ring and Kid Insanity gets the tag from Nova. The two men charge towards the ring and Kid Insanity goes down to a King clothesline, Kid rolls and leaps back up and walks straight into a powerslam from The King. The King roars to the crowd who roar back even louder than before, Kid Insanity is down as King grabs him and hauls him up. King taunts to the crowd and executes a kick to the mid-section, then a kick to the thigh of Kid Insanity....before smashing a kick to the head of Kid Insanity for the King Kicks!]

JP: Haven't seen those in ages!

Sully: Pathetic move, I can kick better than that fool

[King hooks the leg of Kid Insanity and screams "count you bitch" at Fozzy....but the General Manager of the MWF refuses to make the count.]

JP: What? He can't do that!

Sully: I believe he can, he makes these matches happen just as much as the next man.

JP: But he is costing Sam King and Jay-Z the chance of taking away the MWF Tag Team Titles, this isn't right.

Sully: What you going to do about it JP?

[The crowd don't know what to do apart from scream as Sam King gets to his feet and glares at General Manager Fozzy. Nova is back to health at ringside and he shouts something at King who turns to the Real Star. Kid Insanity is still down as the crowd look to the entrance way as "Comeback" by Foo Fighters plays and the MWF President, Edward Walker, makes his way down to the ring.]

JP: Ed's here to save the day!

Sully: Save for his pension more like!

[Ed walks down to the ring in a suit, he gets nearer the ring, ignoring the fans. His eyes are focused on General Manager Fozzy who has turned to snarl at the President.]

JP: These two men's hatred run deep, but they hold the power in the MWF and their conflicting interests make for some of the most watchable TV ever!

Sully: It makes me throw up most of the time, Prez Ed speaks more bullshit than a horses' ass.

JP: I wish for once you'd say something nice about the man, he's faced death to be here today!

[Prez Ed steps into the ring and GM Fozzy walks straight up to him and pushes him into the ropes, Ed pushes Fozzy straight back and the two men are about to start brawling when Ed rips off his jacket.]

Sully: What the hell is he doing, the full monty?

[Ed rips off his shirt and tie, to reveal an MWF referee's shirt below!]

JP: Aha! Brilliant!

[The crowd are going wild as Sam King grabs Nova and pulls him into the ring, The Real Star can hardly fight back as King begins to punch madly at Nova. Jay-Z comes flying into the ring and flings himself upon the grounded Kid Insanity, with the crowd roaring him on he begins to rain down the punches on the skull of Kid Insanity.]

Sully: He's going to break the poor guy's face with punches like that.

[Fozzy has grabbed Ed and has him in a headlock...Ed trys to find a way out but the General Manager's grip is too strong. Sam King slides outside the ring, Nova is down holding his face which is now bleeding. King walks towards where the ring bell is and picks up a steel chair.]

JP: King's going to take it Xtreme!

Sully: Oh please....

[Sam King slides back into the ring...and raises the chair to the crowd who roar in response. General Manager Fozzy throws Ed to the floor and runs over to try and grab the chair from King, King holds the chair up high and trash talks in Fozzy's face, Ed is back up and he runs over, King signals something and smashes the chair over the General Manager's head! Fozzy goes down like he's just been shot and the crowd roar as Ed looks the other way and calls for the match to continue.]

JP: General Manager Fozzy has just been hit over the head with a chair from Sam King!

Sully: He'll pay for that eventually....

[Kid Insanity has managed to throw off Jay-Z, and Nova has come to help and the two men are doing a number on The Jeopardizer in the corner. Jay-Z is in a tree of woe position, as Sam King looks over and comes up behind Nova. Nova has seen him coming, he ducks as King swings the chair but hits thin air. Nova comes back up and hits an uppcut and King staggers back....Nova grabs the chair from The King and swings it...but King just ducks out of the way and the chair smashes across the back of Kid Insanity's head. Nova drops the chair and runs to Kid's aid, as Kid Insanity falls face first to the mat.]

JP: Nova's just destroyed his own tag team partner with a chair shot!

Sully: Oh no, this could reall cost the best team in this match.

[Fozzy is crawling towards the ropes in an attempt to get up, as Jay-Z is released from the tree of woe by Sam King. The crowd roar as Jay-Z gets to his feet and sees Nova is standing up, he smiles and kicks Nova in the lower abdomen, Nova doubles up as Jay-Z bounces off the ropes and comes up behind Nova and hits the Deep Jeopardy! Nova's face smashes into the canvas....as Jay-Z covers, Ed counts....1.....2!]

JP: My god, Nova kicked out! Nova kicked out of the Deep Jeopardy!

Sully: Holy mother of God! How did he do that?

[Nova is rolling around on the canvas as the crowd are stunned, Sam King meanwhile has hauled up Kid Insanity and the crowd explode as King grabs Kid and executes a huge Spinning DDT! King hooks the leg as Ed counts again....1.....2.....3!]

Peter Santos: And your winners, and new MWF Tag Team Champions, Sam King and The Jeopardizer!

JP: They did it, Sam King and Jay-Z are the MWF's Tag Team Chamopions!

Sully: Bah! They don't deserve it!

JP: Yes they do....these two men work their ass' off every week for the MWF.

Sully: They're down the local bar every week last time I checked!

JP: But what about Nova hitting Kid with that chair?

Sully: It was an accident....

JP: You don't 'accidentaly' hit someone with a chair Sully!

Sully: You damn well can!

[Kid Insanity has struggled to his feet, General Manager Fozzy is helping him up, blood is flowing from the face of the General Manager. He is thrown a mike, Prez Ed has walked up the entrance ramp, Jay-Z and Sam King are parading their titles to the crowd around the ring. Fozzy speaks in a drawl, blood spitting from his mouth.]

JP: Here comes some mindless nonsense!

Sully: Nonsense...Fozzy only talks sense, admittedly is blood spitting sense.

[Fozzy spits a large jet of blood towards Nova, Kid Insanity is leaning on the turnbuckle. Nova motionless on the mat.]

Fozzy: You sicken me......you make my bowels turn.....I saw what you did to my star.

[Fozzy staggers towards Nova, and grabs him by the shirt and hauls him onto his front, Nova's eyes are half open but he is smiling.]

Fozzy: You just.....you just cost....the best man in the business his tag team title, and now you're.....you're going to pay for it!

[Kid Insanity has regained himself and he walks over, looking down at Nova.]

Fozzy: Get up your worthless piece of shit!

[The crowd have turned back to the ring now, and are screaming with anger at Fozzy's last words. Prez Ed has stopped on the entrance ramp, a mike is being rushed down to him. Fozzy turns his head to the entrance way.]

Fozzy: And you......you......

Ed: What about me?

Fozzy: You started all this, and now I'm going to finish it!

Ed: What did I start...tell me Fozzy what did I start?

Fozzy: You remember 'The End'?

[Ed's face goes slightly paler at the mention of the MWF's last ever Pay-Per-View in its first run.]

JP: Oh I sure remember 'The End'...

Sully: It was such an emotional night!

Fozzy: You do remember don't you Ed....I don't know why you've gone pale....oh yes because someone shot you....

[The crowd boo at the mention of that, Kid Insanity now has Nova standing.]

Fozzy: Now...we're going to shoot you again, but no not with a gun....but like this!

[Kid Insanity lifts Nova up, the crowd scream as Kid Insanity slams Nova down with the Insane Brainbuster... Nova's neck snapping against the canvas. Ed's face has a very concerned look on it as Nova is laid flat out in the ring.]

Ed: That...

Fozzy: Hush...Ed...this is just a taste of what we have instore for you. Your star, your precious little Nova has fallen...and there isn't a thing you can do to stop it!

["Debaser" by Pixies hits the PA system and the crowd jeer as General Manager Fozzy walks from the ring, with Kid Insanity behind him.]

JP: I can't believe it...Kid Insanity and General Manager Fozzy have just destroyed Nova!

Sully: Good, he was worthless anyway!

[The camera slowly fades out with Ed backing up the entrance way with Fozzy and Kid Insanity striding up it.]

Sully: I'd run while you still can Ed!

JP: We're running out of time, thanks for watching everyone.

Sully: Tune in next week to see what happens between Ed and Fozzy, it's going to be spectacular!

JP: Goodnight everyone!