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MWF Xtreme Champion: "Shivinator" Shiv and Adam The Righteous

Tag Team Match

Referee: Grant August

Writer: Steven Avigne

JP: The next match is a much anticipated one, seeing Apache and Thunder Bull take on Shiv and Adam The Righteous. Apache and Thunder Bull, in my opinion, are some of the best we have in this federation and are a tough team to beat.

Sully: Don't count out Adam and Shiv, remember Shiv is the Xtreme champion and is quite talented himself.

JP: I think the weak link here is Adam the Righteous, he seems to have talent but can never capitalize on it.

Sully: If he doesn't pull his act together, he may be be a jobber for the rest of his life.

JP: I wouldn't say he's a jobber.

Sully: Well in all of his wins, they were against someone who put up a poor performance in the ring. He's yet to beat a worthy opponent, but he has the chance to change that now.

Peter Santos: The following contest is a tag team match, entering first, weighing in at two hundred ninety nine pounds, "The Dark Conscience" Apache!

[Apache makes his way to the ring along to the tunes of Andrew WK, with fans tearing their signs up in likeness to Apache's entrance music theme, "Tear it Up". Apache makes his way to the ring and slides under the second rope, ascends to the turnbuckle and views his settings before going back to the ring mat.]

Peter Santos: And his partner, weighing in at two hundred seventy five pounds, "The Procrastinator of Pain" Thunder Bull!

[Thunder Bull bursts out of the curtains to massive cheers and slowly jogs down the ramp, hitting a few high fives here and there splashing face paint on them accidentally. Flying over the top rope into the ring, he decides not to go to a turnbuckle but instead await his foes.]

Peter Santos: And their opponents, entering first, from Miami, Florida, weighing in at two hundred fifty pounds, Shiv!

[The Xtreme champion courses out of the backstage area and into the main arena floor, coming down the ramp gingerly but waiting for his partner at the end of the ramp.]

Peter Santos: And his partner, from Orlando, Florida, weighing in at two hundred thirty five pounds, Adam The Righteous!

[Adam the Righteous comes through the curtain, holding his hands high looking out to the crowd as he slowly makes his way to the bottom of the ramp where he and Shiv lock eyes, nodd, then run into the ring to the awaiting Apache and Thunder Bull.]

Sully: Those guys just ran in there! Are they insane!?

[Adam the Righteous goes after Thunder Bull as Shiv goes after Apache, with both Adam and Shiv being kicked and pummeled to the ground. The referee forces the two teams to go to their respective sides, so Apache heads to the ringside as does Shiv. Thunder Bull and Adam the Righteous circle for a bit before going in for a tie up, but Thunder Bull grabbed Adam's arm as he was going for the tie up and turned it into a hammerlock. Thunder Bull slaps the back of Adam's head, but Adam turns back and tackles Thunder Bull to the ground before the referee breaks it up and both men circle again.]

JP: He's just toying with him here.

Sully: He should, he's better!

JP: I wouldn't necessarily say that, it's just that Thunder Bull has ascended in the ranks and Adam hasn't had time to!

Sully: That's because he left for the crap federation known as XWA, what a dud that was!

[The men tie up properly after circling, then Adam gives Thunder Bull a headlock before Bull throws Adam into the ropes, then hits him with a shoulder block. Then with Adam on the ground, Bull does a standing senton bomb on top of Adam and goes for a pin. 1.2..kickout by Adam the Righteous! Bull picks Adam up by his jet black hair then brings him over to Apache, who kicks Adam in the gut making him fall to the ground. Apache connects with a few kicks to Adam before using the ropes for leverage and choking him. The referee forces Apache to break it up, which Apache does but then picks Adam up and hits some punches before throwing him into the ropes, then delivering a dropkick and a pinfall. 1.2..kickout by Adam! Apache picked Adam up and kneed him in the face, sending Adam to the ground. Apache signaled Thunder Bull and started arguing with the referee, while Thunder Bull went to the top rope attempting to hit The Impulse on Adam. Shiv realized how hopeless this situation was, and was at a loss to prevent this, but then looked at the ropes and got an idea. Shiv stood on the bottom rope then jumped in the air, landing on the top rope and causing Thunder Bull to fall off the turnbuckle to the may all the way across the ring.]

JP: Smart move by Shiv, he knew that the referee wouldn't stop it because Apache was arguing with him, so Shiv found another method to save his partner.

[Thunder Bull rolled to the outside as Apache ran and knocked Shiv off of the ring apron out of frustration because of the missed move. Adam goes to his feet, but is met with an Apache superkick. Apache goes for the pin again. 1.2..Shiv comes in and breaks the count! Apache stands to his feet and yells at Shiv as the referee forces Shiv back to the ring apron. Apache stands Adam up and brings him to Thunder Bull who just recently got back up to the ring apron, and tagged him in. Apache held out Adam's right arm as Thunder Bull told the referee to watch Shiv, went to the top rope, and hit a leg drop on Adam's right arm. Adam bounced to the ring ropes in pain as Thunder Bull got up and went after him with punches. Apache went to the ring apron and cheered on Thunder Bull, as Adam flew against the ropes due to Thunder Bull whipping him across and then getting picked up over Thunder Bull's head in a gorilla press slam, being held there for what seemed an eternity, then being slammed down with a death valley driver. Bull went for the cover 1.2..again, Shiv breaks the count!]

Sully: They're wearing the weak link down! How genius! I should have thought of that!

JP: He's not the weak link! These are four great competitors!

Sully: There are three great competitors and a jobber, can you name him?

JP: Thunder Bull?

Sully: What!?

JP: He did his best against Troy Knight, but still lost. That proved two things, that Troy is the best the MWF has to offer and that Thunder Bull may not be able to win the big one.

[Shiv goes back to his corner, and Thunder Bull connects with punches to Adam again. The crowd doesn't know who to cheer for, but Thunder Bull continues to punch Adam before throwing him into the corner. Thunder Bull runs back and charges at Adam with a vicious shoulder, then again runs back and connects with a massive shoulder to the sternum. Adam falls to the mat and Thunder Bull proceeds to jump on Adam's head and secure a headlock in, making Adam fade away slowly. Adam's face goes from red, to purple to blue and almost dead white before Shiv comes in and does what he has to by breaking up the headlock. Adam has almost passed out and is completley discombobluated as Shiv goes back to his corner and Thunder Bull argues with the referee. Bull goes again after Adam with kicks, then picks him up and delivers the Lightning Strike, three different kicks that can hurt your opponent severly. Adam hits the mat seemingly with nothing left, realizing he may have gotten in over his head. Bull doesn't pin him because he knows Shiv will break it up, but instead whispers something to Apache.]

JP: What did he say!?

Sully: Why are you asking this question? If we knew, we would have already told you! Idiot!

[Apache nodds then steps down and walks over to Shiv, where he pulls him off the ring apron and starts sharing comments. Apache shoves Shiv, and Shiv shoves back, then both men break out in punches. In the ring, however, Thunder Bull goes to the top rope and connects with The Impulse on Adam the Righteous, going for the pin afterwards. 1.2..3!]

Peter Santos: Here are your winners, Thunder Bull and Apache!

[Shiv knocks Apache down and stares in astonishment. He wasn't paying attention to the match, so they lost. Pissed off about it, Shiv attempts to run in the ring but is tripped up by Apache. Thunder Bull raises his hand then goes to the back stage as EMT's come out and take Adam back on a stretcher. Apache throws punches to Shiv, knocking him dizzy, then rolls him into the ring. Before going into the ring himself, Apache grabs what seems to be a tombstone.]

JP: This match is over! What is that?!?

Sully: Duh, it's one HUGE headstone, what's he going to do with it is the real question.

[Apache acts like the stone is weightless and throws it into the ring, making the ring buckle a bit. Apache slides in, picks up Shiv high in the air by his hooked arms and spikes Shiv's head on the tombstone, breaking the massive stone in two pieces. Shiv starts to bleed massively, with blood going everywhere. Shiv seems barely alive as Apache stands to his feet in accomplishment. He picks up the two pieces of stone, connects the two together and shows that they say "Shiv, Loved by none, Victimized by the Project, Born 1/10/1980, Died 8/16/04."]

JP: He's not dead yet though!

Sully: It's a sign, he's not dead but Apache's sending a message, DUH!

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