versus

MWF Tag Team Champion: "The Headliner" Hart Evans and MWF TV and Tag Team Champion: Wildfire w/Rick Jones and Amanda

Non-Title Tag Team Match

Referee: Grant August

Peter Santos: The following contest is a Non Title Tag Team Match!

Sully: Hopefully, tonight will see the destruction of the Weapons of Mass Destruction.

JP: I'm not sure if Hart Evans and Wildfire are the team to do it though, Sully. They're pretty dysfunctional.

Sully: But Rick Jones and Amanda will be at ringside.

JP: Never underestimate the power of General Manager Fozzy, who will also be here.

["Papercut" by Linkin Park signals the entrance of the WMD, and brings the crowd to their feet. General Manager Fozzy strides out onto the entrance ramp and turns to make way for his team. The Jeopardizer is first through the curtain. His Xtreme Title hangs from his shoulder but is soon raised into the air as the fans cheer. Soon after, World Champion Anarkist appears, donning the World Title around his broad waist. The three men make their way down the ramp.]

Peter Santos: Introducing first, escorted to the ring by General Manager Fozzy, at a combined weight of 528 pounds� the MWF's Xtreme and World Champions� The Jeopardizer and Anarkist� The Weapons of Mass Destruction!!

[The cheers explode as Santos climaxes his call, whilst Anarkist and Jay-Z enter the ring. Fozzy circles the outside of the ring, as "Taking Me Down" by Hardline hits the PA system. All at once, Hart Evans, Rick Jones and Amanda step onto the entrance ramp, followed shortly by a disgruntled Wildfire. Evans holds his Tag Title proudly as Wildfire's belt hangs from his fist and drags across the floor. The jeers outweigh all over emotion as the team make their way to the ring.]

Peter Santos: Brought to the ring by Rick "Acid" Jones and Amanda� at a combined weight of 445 pounds� the MWF Tag Team Champions� "Headliner" Hart Evans and Wildfire!!

[Hart Evans slides graciously into the ring as Wildfire climbs the ring steps and stands in his corner. From beyond the ring Rick Jones and Amanda eyeball Fozzy, who encourages Jay-Z, standing on the apron. In the ring, Anarkist drops his title into his corner whilst Hart Evans does the same with his.]

JP: I'm gunning for Anarkist to take Hart Evans all the way to the pits of hell.

Sully: What are you? Some kind of demon!? I just want to see an end put to the short-lived era of the WMD.

JP: If Anarkist, Jay-Z or Fozzy have anything to do with it, that ain't gonna happen for a long time.

[The bell rings and Referee Grant August calls for the two men to grapple. Hart Evans whips his jet black hair backwards and charges at Anarkist, only to be dropped to the mat with a big boot to the chest. Evans is quick back to his feet and lays fists into Anarkist's bare jaw.]

Sully: A while ago that would have done no damage, because Anarkist wore a mask. What an idiot!

JP: An idiot because he decided to show the world his face?

Sully: It was his shield! How come Anarkist screws up as soon as I start hating him?

JP: You call the man with the MWF World Heavyweight title a screw-up? I think our definition of the word is a little different.

[Anarkist blocks a fist and hits a staggering punch of his own. Evans fall back against the ropes and returns with a picturesque dropkick to Anarkist's left knee. The Champion goes down on his front as Evans leaps onto his back and locks on a camel clutch. Anarkist shrugs off the cameral clutch and rolls Hart through with a snapmare, followed by a stiff kick to his spine. The Headliner rolls across the ring and climbs to his feet. Anarkist follows in how pursuit. He runs with his arm stretched out for the clothesline, but Evans evades and hits a side Russian Legsweep. Evans stands and makes his way to his corner. He tags Wildfire, who begrudgingly enters the squared circle as Evans exits. ]

JP: Wildfire looks lifeless tonight. He's really not happy with Evans.

Sully: Don't worry, JP! He'll come to life soon! He's about to fight the man he'll face at Vacation in a Barbed Wire Baseball Bat Cage Match!

[Wildfire approaches Anarkist who is climbing to one knee. Out of the blue, Anarkist spears Wildfire to the ground and hits a flurry of punches to his forehead. Wildfire struggles free and stands as Anarkist does. The World Champ barely avoids a spinning heel kick but is taken down by a second. Wildfire follows the kick up with a senton splash and a spiral leg drop. He goes for cover. 1�2� kick out! Anarkist fights to his feet and throws Wildfire across the ring with a monkey toss. Jay-Z calls for the tag as the crowd cheer like crazy. Anarkist tags and Jay-Z jumps over the top rope into the ring.]

JP: Jay-Z sure as hell is eager!

Sully: Wildfire will put an end to that!

[By now, Wildfire is back up. Jay-Z stalks the Tag Champ and meets him with a Samoan Drop as he turns round. Jay-Z leaps onto the top rope and leaps for a moansault. Wildfire rolls from harms way and stands. He stomps Wildfire into the mat and throws abuse whilst doing so. A concerned Fozzy on the outside reaches into the ring and grabs a handful of Wildfire's boot. Wildfire turns and kicks the ropes in frustration. Fozzy backs down as Wildfire turns to Jay-Z but is caught in a roll up! 1�2� kick out!]

JP: Damn it!

Sully: Wildfire's gonna be pissed now!

[Both The Jeopardizer and Wildfire jump to their feet. They lock each other into a collar-and-elbow tie up and Jay-Z throws Wildfire into the ropes. Wildfire hits the ropes and comes back with a leaping hurracanrana� but Jay-Z re-counters the move and catches Wildfire in a spinebuster� only for Wildfire to bring Jay-Z down with a spinning DDT!]

JP: Oh my God! What athleticism from both of these men!

Sully: They were in the air for at least five seconds!

JP: Or so it seemed!

[Wildfire hooks the leg. 1�2� shoulder up! Suddenly, Hart Evans enters the ring. Grant August ushers back into the corner but Evans pushes passed and hits a stumbling Jay-Z with The Headliner! Jay-Z goes face-first into the mat and lies motionless. Hart Evans backs up against the ropes and calls for Wildfire to "PIN THE OH SO NOT CANADIAN PRICK." As Wildfire goes for the pin, Anarkist enters the ring and charges at Hart Evans, clotheslining him straight over the top rope and out of the ring. Meanwhile, August makes the count� 1��2�� Anarkist breaks up the cover with a stomp to Wildfire's head. Anarkist leaves the ring as Wildfire goes for another cover. 1�2� kick out!]

JP: Jay-Z had just enough time to recover from The Headliner, but look at Hart Evans on the outside. He looks real angry!

[Evans, on the outside, is helped up by Amanda and Rick Jones. He glares at Anarkist on the other side of the ring and then glares at Wildfire.]

Sully: At Wildfire by the looks of things!

[Wildfire and Jay-Z both stand. Jay-Z whips Wildfire into Evan's corner. Hart quickly leaps back onto the apron and makes his own tag. He enters and throws a clothesline at Jay-Z. Jay-Z ducks and takes Evans down with an arm drag. Wildfire steps through the ropes and leans against the turnbuckle in his corner. Rick Jones on the outside looks up at Wildfire and screams a flurry of verbal abuse at the disliked Tag Champ. Wildfire ignores the mistreatment and regains his breath, until Rick Jones grabs his ankle and continues his verbal tirade. Wildfire grimaces and kicks Jones away. Jones falls back against the security rail as Amanda takes a hold of Wildfires foot. GM Fozzy surveys the argument from near the commentary table as Jay-Z lifts Hart Evans for the Double Jeopardy. He comes down with one powerbomb� comes back up for the next, and� hits a second!]

JP: PIN EVANS! PIN 'IM!

Sully: NO!

[Fozzy makes his way round the ring and pulls at Amanda, who in turn pulls at Wildfire. Wildfire falls from the apron and lands upon Amanda and GM Fozzy, Fozzy makes his way up the ramp and disappeares backstage with a smile of satisfaction. In the ring, Anarkist is tagged in by Jay-Z. The crowd burst into cheers that almost take the roof off the arena, as Anarkist lifts Hart Evans onto his shoulders�]

JP: The Broken Rule!?

[Anarkist clutches Evan's throat and spins him to the ground with The Broken Rule! He makes the cover as Jay-Z climbs the turnbuckle and counts with the crowd. 1�2�3!]

Peter Santos: Your winners� Jay-Z and Anarkist� The Weapons of Mass Destruction!!

[Anarkist and Jay-Z grab their titles and raise them into the air. Fozzy crawls from the pile of bodies on the outside and enters the ring. The WMD celebrate as we cut backstage to see Mike Savage applauding the win by a monitor. As we cut back to ringside, the WMD are celebrating in the ring. As they do so, Rick Jones and Amanda enter the ring and help Hart Evans up to his feet. They collect his Tag Title from the corner and exit the ring. The Canadian Connection walk up the ramp, leaving an exhausted Wildfire on the outside of the ring.]

Sully: They're leaving Wildfire!

JP: It looks like the Evans-Wildfire relationship just took a turn for the worse.

[Anarkist and The Jeopardizer are celebrating in the ring when "Debaser" by Pixies hits the PA system and red lights sweep through the arena from the entrance way and the MWF's General Manager strides out into the arena.]

JP: Here he comes! The very man who is beginning to show and prove that the MWF is his place...he's staking his claim to the bright lights of the future.

Sully: And he's a bastard to!

[The crowd are going crazy as the MWF's General Manager walks down the entrance way a huge grin on his face, he pumps his fist in time with the music and the crowd respond with a big "WMD" chant....Anarkist and The Jeopardizer hold the ropes down for Fozzy as he steps into the ring and spins round with his arms raised to the adoring crowd.]

JP: He draws such a reaction from this crowd, he's grown from an ugly duckling into a beautiful swan...

Sully: That's a new one, I've never heard you describe someone like that.

[Anarkist, The Jeopardizer and Fozzy have an almost group hug before Fozzy takes a microphone from Peter Santos....and roars into it.]

Fozzy: God damnit it is good to be out here tonight with you all....the Maximum Wrestling Federation is heading for a Vacation, but in the words of the Pixies "this ain't no holiday!"...the MWF World Championship is on the line and my man here, Anarkist, is going to be in a match that will test the limits of willpower.

[Anarkist nods his head and rubs his MWF World Championship, The Jeopardizer is on the top rope.]

Fozzy: And "Jay-Z"...well he is finally going to elminate the past and one of the biggest questions in MWF history, Sam King and The Jeopardizer, who better?

[A huge "Jay-Z" chant explodes from the crowd and The Jeopardizer has tears in his eyes as he looks around the arena.]

Fozzy: Hell yeah that's right! The Jeopardizer is going to walk right over them at Vacation and you will witness a final that will be a spectacle before your very eyes...an all "WMD" final!

[The crowd cheer at the expectation of the final being an all "WMD" affair.]

JP: Imagine it Sully, The Jeopardizer and Anarkist together in a final at Vacation, I'm salvating at the prospect!

Sully: I think I'd gradually fall asleep if those two made it to the final, we all know that The Jeopardizer would be on his back for Anarkist.

[Fozzy raises his hand for some quiet...the crowd respect this.]

Fozzy: You must be wondering....what is going to happen on Dynamite the night after? Well I'll tell you what's happening, just incase there are any hard feelings on the part of Sam King and Wildfire we're going to put them in action again....yeah you heard me right.

JP: What?

Fozzy: On Dynamite you're going to see six men in the ring at once, Dynamite on July 21st will see.....the "WMD" team of Anarksit, The Jeopardizer and Mike Savage against the combined forces of Wildfire, Sam King and Hart Evans!

[The crowd erupt with cheers at this...and Fozzy nods his head in approval, he looks to Anarkist and The Jeopardizer who seem happy.]

Fozzy: Now you may be wondering, why the hell is Mike Savage not out here with us, well Mike is backstage right now getting ready to kick Sam King's ass infront of all you people...so let's hear it for Mike.

[The crowd roar for Mike Savage, Fozzy applauds the crowd.]

Fozzy: We'll see you at Vacation.

[The MWF's General Manager offers a comical salute to the crowd before climbing out of the ring with Anarkist and The Jeopardizer behind him.]

Sully: The power is going to Fozzy's head, thinking he can just decide who faces who....

JP: He knows what he's doing, he has been in the game long enough to know when a good opportunity exists.

Sully: I still think he's a conniving bastard and someone should shut him up...I nominate Sam King and Wildfire for the job.

JP: They couldn't shut a crying baby up....

Sully: Funny, I reckon a baby would be harder to shut up than Fozzy!

JP: Sully...you....just watch the next match will you.

Sully: After the last match I'm prepared for this one, look I've got my Sam King banner, I hope he kicks some ass tonight.

JP: I am sure he'll try...try being the key word!