versus

Rodney Ferno w/Kelly Day

Singles Match

Referee: Chad Pattison

[The crowd immediately start up their boos for NomaD as he storms down the ramp with "Seamless" by American Head Charge pumping out the PA system. As the 'Crown Prince of Hardcore' enters the ring it has become apparent he has some sort of weapon in his hand. As NomaD steps into the ring, he stands in the centre and holds up the instrument to the booing crowd.]

JP: What the�?!

Sully: Ha! NomaD is the man!

JP: What is it, Sully?

Sully: They're brace knuckles! And it's not even a Hardcore match - what a genius!

[NomaD, with a serious expression on his face tucks the knuckles into his pocket and tests out the ropes, as he waits for his opponent.]

Peter Santos: In the ring, from Brooklyn, New York at a weight of 230 pounds� NomaD!

JP: I cannot believe Pattison didn't check NomaD when he came to the ring!

Sully: NomaD is the king of hardcore, JP. He waited till Chad wasn't watching before he flaunted his greatness� haha!

[NomaD's music dies down and the crowd is chanting for the strangely popular newbie. NomaD jumps up and down in the ring, watching the entrance intensely.]

JP: Do you remember last week, Sully? Ferno came through the crowd. NomaD wasn't expecting that!

[Peter Santos seems a little baffled, and is not the only one, but does what he is told to do and brings the microphone up to his mouth and announces NomaD's competitor.]

Peter Santos: �From New York City� weighing in at 225 pounds� Rodney Ferno!

[The crowd is starting to get impatient, but the majority is still cheering for Ferno to come out. Then suddenly, as he did last week, Rodney Ferno jumps over the barricade and slides stealthily into the ring. Catching NomaD off guard, he takes down the opponent with an array of right hands, knocking NomaD clean off his feet.]

Sully: Oh no! Not again! NomaD was robbed.

JP: It's a little eccentric, yes, Sully. But that's Rodney Ferno for you.

[Rodney Ferno jumps off NomaD who climbs to his feet also. Kelly Day has joined Ferno at ringside, and is now cheering him on. NomaD grits his teeth and runs at Ferno, but Ferno hits a perfect body slam on NomaD as he runs over. The crowd cheer as he goes for a cover. Pattison counts: 1� kickout from Nomad.]

Sully: Nomad kicking out after one!

JP: Good positive start from Ferno, though. An upper hand over NomaD is important, as we learnt last week.

Sully: When did we learn that, JP? But you're telling the truth� NomaD can be pretty aggressive at times.

[Rodney Ferno starts to pump up the crowd, taking his 'eye off the game' for a second. NomaD spots his opportunity and hits a cheeky low blow to Ferno. A big 'ooooh' goes up in the crowd and NomaD takes advantage straight away and locks Ferno up and hits an impressive T-bone suplex! NomaD points a finger at Ferno who is laid out flat on the ground. NomaD then hits an aggressive Guillotine Leg Drop!]

JP: Damnit! Trust NomaD to cheat to get back into the game.

Sully: You don't know what you're talking about, JP!

[Referee Chad Pattison forces NomaD into the corner and starts waving his finger at the 'Crown Prince of Hardcore', who is taking it all in his stride. NomaD tries to get out but Pattison stops him dead in his tracks and slaps him round the face, giving NomaD a serious wake-up call!]

JP: Oh man! Pattison putting NomaD right back into his place!

Sully: Uh oh! Chad is gonna regret that.

[NomaD is seemingly unaffected by the blow from Chad and starts to walk away from the suspicious referee. The crowd starts booing loudly as NomaD reaches into his pocket innocently. Then brings out the brass knuckles and clocks a surprised Chat Pattison right across the face! NomaD slips the knuckles back into his pocket and picks up Ferno by the hair. He brings him over to the apron and climbs to the outside.]

JP: Can you believe that, Sully?! Nomad is nothing but a cheat! Chad Pattison is out of it!

Sully: Oh yeah, JP! This is where it gets a little bit� HARDCORE!

[Rodney Ferno gets away from the apron and takes a step backward. NomaD stands on the outside smiling at Ferno and as if to say, 'bring it on', whilst Ferno seems to be taking a run-up inside the ring. Kelly Day is warning Ferno not to jump on the outside, but Ferno's anger seems to have got the better of him. He gets to the other side of the ring, then flies forward, over the top rope! NomaD, realising too late that he is actually going to jump, tries to flee, but it was too late. Rodney Ferno comes crashing down on top of NomaD in a less impressive dive over the top rope.]

JP: Crap! NomaD definitely was not expecting that, Sully! Shades of last week after the match when GP Richter hit that dastardly move of his, the Epicenter, over the top rope through that table!

Sully: Could you imagine if there had been a table there as well, JP?!

JP: Well I think this could get ugly. Chad Pattison has been clocked thanks to NomaD! But both men are down as we speak ladies and gentleman.

[Ferno crawls to his feet using the ring barricade. The lucky viewers sitting at the front of the crowd are tapping Ferno on the back and at the same time waving to the camera. Ferno gives NomaD a stiff kick to the ribs to wake him up a little. He succeeds, and drags the 'Crown Prince of Hardcore' up to his level. The beautiful and seductive Kelly Day wonders over as Rodney Ferno holds up NomaD's bloodied face for all to see.]

Sully: There she is, JP! As much as I hate Rodney Ferno, those long, long legs of Kelly Day just make me want to�

JP: Please, Sully! You're a married man, and people don't want to hear about your fantasies.

[Kelly Day flicks her blonde hair in front of NomaD and bends down provocatively, showing off to NomaD and Ferno - one of her many assets. The crowd at the front is loving every minute and soon enough a discrete chant of 'Show - us - your - tits' emulates from amongst the crowd. A little embarrassed, Kelly backs off, as Ferno knees NomaD in the groin, who rumbles to the ground.]

Sully: Oh, JP! JP! Hold me back!

JP: What carnage! We've got sex, blood and obscene language all in one wrestling match.

[Rodney Ferno picks up NomaD and sends him sprawling up the entrance ramp. NomaD climbs up to one knee, but Ferno sends him falling back down. Rodney Ferno picks up his assailant once again, and sets him up for 'The Flashover'. The crowd is still interested in Kelly Day, and Ferno seems to be getting slightly annoyed. NomaD seizes the opportunity and pushes Rodney away. He then kicks him in the groin and in a split second sets him up for the infamous 'Hellovator'!]

JP: No! Just like last week�. NomaD can't do it again!

[NomaD smiles sadistically as he executes the 'Hellovator' to Rodney Ferno. Ferno's body goes crashing into the steel ramp, and at the same time NomaD collapses with exhaustion too.]

Sully: What a match, JP! Both competitors are down and bloodied, and this isn't even a Hardcore match!

JP: You're right, which means NomaD has to get a pin fall inside the ring.

[NomaD crawls back to his feet and looks at Chad Pattison who is slowly regaining conscientious. NomaD looks down at Ferno who is well out of it, and picks him up by the arm. He slings him over his shoulder and slowly makes his way into the ring. He gets to the apron and drops Ferno down onto the mat outside the ring through sheer fatigue. He manages to pick up Ferno and slide him under the bottom rope, as Pattison manages to stand up.]

Sully: Forget about this one, JP! It's over!

JP: I'll give it to these guys, they've put on a hell of a show!

[NomaD drags himself into the ring and hooks the leg of Rodney Ferno: 1... ... 2...... KICKOUT! Rodney Ferno kicks out of the Hellovator from NomaD!]

JP: Yes! It's not over, Sully! I don't know how he managed it, but what a fighter!

[NomaD looks as shocked as all the crowd put together. NomaD stands straight up and advances on Pattison who goes quickly into the corner, trying to escape the angry looking NomaD. Rodney Ferno, with the help of Kelly Day, crawls across the canvas and catches NomaD with a schoolboy roll-up! The crowd count with a glad Chad Pattison: 1... 2... No! NomaD managed to kick out! The crowd is all shocked at the tempo of the match, which is still continuing.]

Sully: I can't believe this, Sully! These two men have put on a plentiful match.

[NomaD leaps to his feet, and to the joy of Kelly Day, so does Ferno. Both men are panting profusely and neither dares to make a move.]

JP: Which one is gonna make a move, Sully? It all comes down to this.

[Rodney Ferno's anger gets the better of him and he lashes out with a violent right hand! NomaD dodges the move and stuns Ferno with a superkick out of nowhere! Amazingly Ferno keeps standing, but is stumbling about, trying to keep his composure. NomaD spots the opportunity for the second time in the match and gives Ferno an almighty kick to the groin. Before he can topple over, NomaD hooks up Ferno and delivers the crushing 'Hellovator' for the second time in the match!]

Sully: Forget about it!

[NomaD collapses on Rodney Ferno, and Chad counts for the umpteenth time in this match: 1� 2� 3!! NomaD has done it, do the extreme disappointment of the crowd and the gorgeous Kelly Day! Ferno lies on the canvas, flat out as NomaD raises his arm in victory. Pattison holds his arm up, who has a look of collapse and anguish on his face.]

JP: Just look at NomaD! And look at Ferno! Both these guys have put on a fantastic show�

Sully: �but NomaD is the better man! He's 2 - 0 up on Ferno! What a tension-building match that was! Could you imagine these guys at Vacation?! Hell on earth, JP!

Peter Santos: And your winner, through pinfall, NomaD!

JP: We now have something to lighten the mood a little.

Sully: Oh this is funny.

JP: I was reading my emails the other day and a good friend of mine over in the UK who is a loyal supporter of the MWF is so thrilled to see that Sam King and The Jeopardizer are finally getting it on in the ring that he's made a special promotional video for the occasion.

Sully: Oh I love promotional videos, they're just so cool.

JP: Well here we go, it uses the track "Growing On Me" by The Darkness, they're huge over in the UK and I believe the debut album "Permission To Land" is out right now so folks check it out if you like your rock!

Sully: I'll be ordering a copy that's for sure....

Sam King Versus The Jeopardizer - Promo Video

"I can't get rid of you"...Sam King punches The Jeopardizer in the face..."I don't know what to do"...The Jeopardizer holding his head in his hands..."I don't even know who is growing on who"...Sam King watches from the mat as The Jeopardizer and Anarkist parade around the ring..."Cos everywhere I go you're there"...Sam King standing still with pictures of The Jeopardizer spinning around him..."Can't get you out of my hair"....King pulling at his hair after another defeat..."Can't pretend that I don't care - it's not fair"...King's face after being hit by The Jeopardizer with a chair at MAYhem...

"I'm being punished for all my offences"...Sam King turning on The Jeopardizer..."I wanna touch you but I'm afraid of the consequences"...The Jeopardizer being held back from Sam King..."I wanna banish you from whence you came"...Sam King being ordered to the back by Fozzy..."But you're a part of me now"....Sam King and The Jeopardizer smiling when they were MWF Tag Team Champions..."And I've only got myself to blame"...King with his head in his hands...

"You're really growing on me"...King looking for a suplex on The Jeopardizer..."Or am I growing on you"....The Jeopardizer leaping from the top rope..."Any fool can see"...Sully watching as The Jeopardizer and King go at it...

"Sleeping in an empty bed"....Sam King wakes up in an empty bed..."Can't get you off my head"...The Jeopardizer delivering the chairshot to the skull of Sam King..."I won't have a life until your dead"...Sam King shouting at The Jeopardizer...."Yes you heard what I said"....The Jeopardizer with a confused look on his face...

"I wanna shake you off but you just won't go"....King shaking "Jay-Z"..."And you're all over me but I don't want anyone to know"...The Jeopardizer standing over the fallen King..."That you're attached to me, that's how you've grown"....King congratulating The Jeopardizer on winning the MWF Xtreme Title..."Won't you leave, leave me, leave me alone"....The Jeopardizer running with Sam King chasing him...

"You're really growing on me"...King looking for a Spinning DDT on The Jeopardizer..."Or am I growing on you"....The Jeopardizer leaping from the top rope..."Any fool can see"...Sully watching as The Jeopardizer and King go at it...

JP: Well folks I hope you're laughing as much as we are, that was hilarious!

Sully: I am buying that album tomorrow, I've never seen such a brilliant piece of music put with the right sort of action.

JP: Wrestling and rock music, forever related...The Jeopardizer is up next, I wonder what he'll make of that. I love that bit where it says "any fool can see" and you're watching them...

Sully: I take it in good humour!

JP: Phew, my friend was worried you might be offended, everyone knows how you over-react to everything.

Sully: Over-react!? I never over-react!

JP: Yes you do, you just won't admit to it.

Sully: One day JP I'll have my own column for the MWF and then I'll be able to be as smug as you are.

JP: Heh, well a man who can be smug is MWF General Manager Fozzy he has put together a force in the "WMD" who look pretty unbeatable...when you put together men such as The Jeopardizer and Anarkist you combine power and speed in equal quantities.

Sully: Yeah, but I don't know if they'll be able to conquer Wildfire and Hart Evans.

JP: I think they might just be able to, we saw Anarkist beat Wildfire in singles action last week.

Sully: But Wildfire won that match, Fozzy just reversed the decision...I mean if he can do that then what is the point in wrestling the "WMD" anymore if Fozzy just switches the decision each time!

JP: Because Wildfire cheated to win that match, his feet were on the ropes for leverage.

Sully: Surely it was Charles Galliant's decision to make regarding whether he thought Wildfire was cheating...are we going to see Fozzy as referee for every "WMD" match from now on?

JP: No we're not going to see that but it was just obvious that Anarkist shouldn't have lost that match so he rightfully had the decision reversed.

Sully: I can't see that happening tonight though, the "Connection" will sure as hell put up a fight against the "WMD".

JP: After that brutal attack by The Vine then I am not sure what shape the "Connection" are going to be in...

Sully: The Vine will be punished for his actions, what was he thinking attacking one of the most talented tag teams in the business.

JP: The "Canadian Connection" are not unbeatable, far from it...

Sully: Hart Evans and The Vine drew when they fought each other, and something tells me The Vine will be in the ring with one of the "Connection" very soon..Rick Jones is not far from full fitness.

JP: He might be after that Vine Bomb! The "WMD" need the win to try and stake their claim for the MWF Tag Team Championships...and the truth is, if they win then the tag team champions may find themselves losing their titles very soon.

Sully: We'll just have to see JP, but the "WMD" are getting cocky and once they get cocky then it could be their undoing.