JP: Well that was a pretty entertaining match.  I thought that Gunman Stinger had the match won, but he just wasn't on the ball tonight. 

Sully: He just needs to get back on track, he's got lots of time to develop.  I've heard that he's turning things around, so let's hope he can get stitched up and get back and do things for himself and the company.

["Turn it up We're going down" hits and out from the back walks ViperJ.  ViperJ is wearing a white wife beater, blue jeans and a pair of running shoes.  The fans explode with excitement as Viper walks down to the ring with a mic in his hand. He throws the mic into the ring, slides into the ring, gets up on the top rope and waves to the crowd.  He jumps down, grabs the mic and starts to talk.]

VJ: First of all, I just want to say that Grudge, you've done nothing but bash me, and prove to the world that I don't belong fighting you.  That's fine, I acknowledge it, but quite your bitching about it because you and are done.  You know what, you don't have balls.  You really thought I was this pushover, yet you still had problems winning me, and I don't care what you say, I did my best and I showed that I can at least compete with you.  I didn't have the interview time that you used, I have what we call a life, and I took advantage of my time in Japan by exploring the city, not having interviews with your new tag team partner.  That's besides the point, I just wanted to say I'm not scared of you!

[The fans explode]

JP: I like his honesty.

Sully: He's right though, Grudge kicked his ass a few times.

VJ: I just want to know why I don't have a match!  The ratings have been low, and I don't like it!  I think I should take it into my own doing because I don't have a match, so right now, I want a match.  ANYONE in the back, I want you to come get your ass out here and let's have a damn match! I don't care who it is, I'll fight anyone!  Gunman, Grudge, Thunder Bull...get your asses out here! I'll take on this whole federation if I have to!

[The fans are digging this up]

VJ: I have passion for this shit, and I think Glasgow wants to see ViperJ in this ring fighting someone!

[Immediately from the back walks in.....Doomsday.  Doomsday has a smile on his face, and simply nods in disagreement with Viper's actions.  Doomsday gets in the ring, Viper waits for him to talk]

Doomsday: Buddy, what's going on?

VJ: What do you mean?

Doomsday: Well, you just challenged the whole federation to a match with you.  How much weed did you smoke tonight?

[Viper laughs]

VJ: I don't think I've smoked enough.

Doomsday: I support you buddy, and you're one of my friends around here, but no offence, you can't even beat Grudge. I'm quite sure you can beat Gunman, but Grudge and Thunder Bull? We've got to work on a few things. 

[Viper nods.]

VJ: I know.

Doomsday: Listen buddy, we have a match next week against Gunman and Insane Wayne.  That's a match and a half, so I suggest maybe smoke more weed, or we can go to a pub and drink with the Glasgow fans, we can sleep with the ladies if you want, but starting tonight, we're going to get our heads in this game, and we're going to go and take on Gunman and Wayne and kick their asses all over THE UK!

VJ: Well, I have a fianc�e, so I can't sleep with the woman...

[The woman in the audience boo]

VJ: But...you're my tag team partner and we're going to kick the shit out of Gunman, and we're going to prove to the world that we are the BEST tag team in the MWF.

[VJ and Doomsday shake hands]

Doomsday: Let's get a drink!

[Doomsday's music hits and and both he and Viper leave the ring together. The fans are on their feet in applause. They wave to the crowd and exit the arena]

Sully: So I'm not too sure why Viper was here. But if he really wants to get drinks together, all he has to do is get drinks!  He just wasted time on this network!

Sully: Let's go to a commercial break!

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