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["Insane Insane" Insane plays as Kid Insanity walks down to the
ring, to a chorus of boos from the crowd. He just shrugs, and walks
into the ring. A moment later, Biggles the Jenks walks down, and
slides into the ring with a mic in her hand.]
Biggles the Jenks: Now, Kid Insanity here
has been in a bit of a rut lately. Well, I am here to fix that. So I
am going to sign him a match for next week in Bedford, Indiana. Now,
there is someone here that has bothered me since I have come back
into Kid's life. And someone I know has just been pissing Kid off.
This guy is a nobody. A nothing. A Screwloose! This guy is so bad,
the last match he bad, his mom booed him out of the ring! This guy
stinks! He is so bad...
[Kid Insanity has by this time walked over, and pulled the mic
down away from Biggles the Jenks mouth. He tells her to get to the
point. She smiles, and brings the mic back up.]
Biggles the Jenks: Sorry. Anyway, this guy
laid out an open challenge, and tonight, Kid Insanity will accept it.
Next week, in Bedford, Indiana, you will see Kid Insanity, take on
Danglin Johnson!
[The crowd boos, then cheers as MWF President Edward Walker's
music "Zero" by The Smashing Pumpkins starts to play. He appears at
the top of the ramp, and stands there with a mic in his hand.]
Walker: Kid, I don't know who this girl is,
but she needs to learn, and learn fast, that I make the matches down
here, not her!
Biggles the Jenks: Eddie! Eddie, it's me,
Biggles! Hey!
[Biggles the Jenks slides out of the ring, and begins running up
the ramp. Walker, meanwhile, has a comical shock look on his face.]
Walker: Biggles?! I didn't know you were
back! Holy crap. Kid, you got it, whatever you want, just keep this
girl away from me! Kid! Help! Help! Help!
[The MWF President disappears behind the curtain, as Biggles
chases him backstage. Kid Insanity shrugs, and walk out of the ring,
and up the ramp...]
Sully: Haha! I never thought we'd see the
MWF President scared of a girl but I think that right there really
said something.
JP: What that Biggles is one hell of an ugly
munter?
Sully: No! That the MWF President does have
a weakness and Kid Insanity is going to use it to his full
advantage.
JP: I don't like this new shrugging attitude
that Kid Insanity has...and what was all that in the locker room with
Jay T and Fear.
Sully: I didn't like that, those three are
supposed to be a unit but Kid's seemed vacant these past few days
since Biggles arrived.
JP: I thought she was going to reignite the
flames inside Kid Insanity but so far she's done nothing of the
sort...if anything she's had an adverse effect.
Sully: Kid will get it back, he always
does...he just needs a little time, there are a lot of emotions
swimming around in Kid Insanity right now.
JP: There will be a lot of emotion here
tonight in the next match, Ace Spade is making his first defense as
the MWF World Champion and Doomsday is the challenger.
Sully: A very unlikely challenger I may add,
he doesn't deserve to even step in the ring with "The Player", he's
not at the same level.
JP: I think even Doomsday will admit to
being slightly shocked at being picked to be Ace Spade's first
match.
Sully: Spade must be laughing his head off,
he's got one hell of an easy match.
JP: Are you forgetting the size of
Doomsday?
Sully: No...even with his size he doesn't
have a chance against a man as skilled as Ace Spade. I bet Insane
Wayne has to get involved at some point, you know what he's
like.
JP: Damn that Wayne, he will won't
be...
Sully: We're going to take a short break,
we'll see you the other side of this.
--- Commercial Break ---
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