versus

Rick "Acid" Jones w/Amanda

MWF TV Title and One Half of the MWF Tag Team Titles Cage Match

Referee: Charles Galliant

JP: We've seen a few horrific matches in the MWF's history, Sully, but this may just top it off, we will have to see. This is Wildfire's third match that has had some sort of 'death-defying' special stipulation involved!

Sully: And Wildfire has beaten King twice in those situations, JP. But I don't favour Wildfire. He's changed recently, but Rick Jones is, and has always been, on top of his game!

['The Beautiful People', by Marilyn Manson quietly hits the PA system and the majority of the crowd begin to cheer immediately. Strong, coloured lights beam down from the top of the small Titantron screen, highlighting the entrance platform. As the chorus cuts in, fireworks explode and Wildfire walks out confidently, with his TV title around his waist.]

JP: Wow, what an entrance from this guy! And, boy, is he on a winning streak at the moment!

Sully: Winning streak? Ha! [Sarcastically] Because the TV title is sooo prestigious!

JP: Wildfire is a hell of a champion, though. And he has the chance to win it big tonight. He has the chance to take away Acid's Tag Team title!

[Wildfire enters the ring and spins around on the spot, pointing round at the crowd as he does so. Wildfire looks at the entrance stage, then looks up, as the cage begins to lower itself down on top of Wildfire. "Wherever I May Roam" by AC/DC hits the PA system with a big bang, and Jones strolls out with Amanda conformably by his side. A few wolf whistles can be heard from the crowd but the majority is booing the Canadian.]

Sully: This is wrong, all wrong! Acid has Amanda by his side, the TV title around his waist, and is a member of the greatest tag team to wrestle in the MWF, yet they boo him?

JP: You've got a lot to learn, Sully. Starting with respect.

['Acid' quickly kisses Amanda on the cheek, before entering the ring, just before the cage touches the bottom. He points menacingly at Wildfire. The referee holds up both belts to the crowd, and the match begins. The two competitors lock-up in the centre of the ring. Jones pushes Wildfire into the corner, and fires a punch to the heart. Wildfire manages to duck the punch, and he grabs hold of Jones' neck and throws him into the steel cage, causing the crowd to cheer even louder. Wildfire smiles sadistically. ]

Sully: Illegal move there, from the so-called 'veteran'.

JP: Hey, Sully - it's all legal! This is a cage match.

[Rick Jones slowly gets to his feet, holding his shoulder. Wildfire kicks 'Acid' in the gut and throws him against the ropes, Wildfire flips him over and lands a belly-to-belly. Wildfire jumps off the ropes, landing a springboard leg-drop. A chant for Wildfire commences around the arena, which increases Wildfire's confidence.]

Sully: Look at this guy! No respect for his opponent, what so ever!

JP: He's walking over 'Acid' in the early stages of this match� this one's gonna be over quickly if he doesn't fight back soon!

[Acid cheekily hits Wildfire with a low blow, forcing him to fall to the ground. 'Acid' stomps away on Wildfire, before grabbing hold of his head and smashes it into the steel wall. Jones picks up Wildfire and grabs his head again; he walks round in a circle, before repeating the same manoeuvre again. Wildfire falls to the mat, clutching his head, which is now starting to bleed. Rick Jones smiles as he executes a sidewalk slam to Wildfire.]

JP: Well, I eat my words! Jones has managed to turn this thing around.

Sully: Haha! This could get ugly, JP!

[Rick Jones picks up Wildfire again and lands a punch to the cranium. Wildfire stumbles, but stays on his feet. Jones holds Wildfire by the hair and shouts something at the crowd. He looks back at Wildfire, and is surprised to receive a kick in the face, courtesy of the TV champion! Both men are now down. Wildfire gets to his feet slowly, and walks over to the cage wall. He looks up at the two titles, descending from the top of the cage. He climbs the turnbuckle and looks down at Jones, who is on one knee. He looks back at the gold, suspended from the roof. Jones is onto two knees.]

JP: What is Wildfire going to do? Go for the titles or knock Jones down. The sensible thing would be to reach for the titles, I guess.

Sully: Are you crazy?! Jones is deadly when at a vertical base; he has a full arsenal of moves, ready to unload onto Wildfire!

[Amanda, on the outside, is willing on her husband, as he slowly gets to his feet. Wildfire decides to take down 'Acid', and, as he balances himself on the turnbuckle, Jones is up to his vertical base and is looking intently at Wildfire. The TV champion, instead of jumping off the turnbuckle, jumps on the spot, and grabs onto a hanging beam on the top of the cage, to Jones' surprise! Before 'Acid' can adjust himself, Wildfire swings off the beam, and drop-kicks Jones in the face!]

Sully: Holy shit! Round in the mouth! That was the darndest, most ILLEGAL dropkick I've ever seen, JP!

JP: There's gonna be plenty more of that, I can assure you!

[Wildfire gets to his feet slowly, but 'Acid' shows no sign of movement. Wildfire heads over to the cage door and gives it one big kick, sending it swinging off its hinges. Wildfire climbs out of the cage and searches under the ring.]

Sully: What the hell is this idiot doing?! He's gotta get the titles! JP, tell that idiot!

JP: I think he's looking for some weapon of destruction, Sully. Wildfire isn't dumb.

[Wildfire emerges, holding a steel rod in his hand. He smiles into the camera, and climbs back through the broken door. He stalks Jones as the Canadian uses the ropes to climb back to his feet. He slowly turns round, only to receive a viscous shot the stomach by a steel rod! He falls to the ground, clutching his stomach, screaming in agony. Amanda, on the outside, is screaming at Wildfire for doing such damage to her husband. Wildfire smiles and climbs out of the ring again. Amanda, realising where Wildfire is heading, starts running round the ring, away from the impending doom.]

JP: Amanda must know she can't get far in high heels.

Sully: RUN AMANDA! For god's sake run woman! Run for your life.

[Wildfire soon catches up with her. The crowd is chanting 'slut' at the top of their voices, and Wildfire looks up at the crowd with a grin on his face. He looks at Amanda and smiles.]

Sully: What is this perverted man gonna do?!

[Wildfire raises his fist to Amanda who flinches. After realising, Wildfire hasn't hit her yet she turns back to look at Wildfire. She sticks her middle finger up at Wildfire who responds by pushing her onto the ground with a light push. Amanda is putting on a brave face, but is obviously a little distressed. Wildfire shakes his head as heads back into the ring.

Sully: Oh, c'mon! That was indecent, even for Wildfire! Pushing a woman!

JP: She was asking for it.

Sully: Asking to be pushed?! I don't think so.

['Acid' is waiting for Wildfire in the ring, and has the steel rod in his hand, that Wildfire used against him. He swings a shot at Wildfire, who cleverly ducks. Wildfire drop-toe-holds 'Acid' down onto the mat. 'Acid' holds his head as it bounces off the mat. Wildfire picks up Jones and roughly throws him into the broken cage door, forcing it to the fall right off it's already broken hinges. Rick Jones stands up on the outside and looks into the ring. Wildfire catches 'Acid' unawares with a jumping roundhouse kick from the inside of the ring, to the outside!]

JP: Wildfire is on fire. 'Acid's changes of getting back into this match are getting less and less!

Sully: Don't count him out yet, JP!

[Wildfire climbs to his feet and looks up at the steel cage. He puts one foot in one of the foot holes and slowly begins to ascend the cage, step-by-step. As Jones gets to his feet, he is surprised to find Wildfire almost at the top of the steel cage. Amanda, on the outside, comes to comfort her husband, but he tells her to back off. Jones reluctantly starts to climb up the steel wall, as Wildfire looks down with a sadistic look in his eyes. He waits at the top, looking down with a ready look on his face.]

Sully: This is where the fun starts, JP!

JP: I can't believe this! They're gonna die up there! There isn't even a roof on the cage, damnit! How are they gonna keep themselves from falling off.

[Jones hauls himself onto the outer edge of the cage, as Wildfire stands in the corner, motionless. Jones steadies himself as he looks across at Wildfire, who seems to be keeping his balance a lot better than Rick Jones. Jones takes a swing at Wildfire, but Wildfire keeps his balance perfectly, and swings at Jones with a shot of his own, using his foot.]

JP: Oh my god�!

[Rick Jones takes the blow and stumbles. He grabs onto the side, but looses his footing. He falls down, towards the ring, but manages to grab onto the side. The crowd is going crazy all around the ring as Wildfire looks at the fear in Acid's eyes.]

JP: Damnit, Rick is dangling from the ring! Do you remember when Sam King was in this same predicament!

Sully: The only thing is, Wildfire is gonna fall of the cage, this time, JP!

JP: I wouldn't be so sure about that.

[Wildfire kicks Jones in the head, forcing him to fall down hard onto the canvas. Jones clutches his back as he lies flat out on the canvas. Wildfire smiles a big smile as he looks around at the crowd. The camera focuses on a sign reading, 'Hit me with THE CRISIS!' Wildfire smiles as he looks down at Jones. Without any hesitation, Wildfire quickly swallows his anxiety and launches himself off the cage top, hitting the fantastic 720-splash, aptly 'The Crisis'.]

JP: THE CRISIS! What a move, THIS ONE IS OVER!

Sully: No! No! Damnit� how can he jump so high!? This is sheer MAYHEM!

[Wildfire clutches his stomach, but before long, manages to find his composure again. He rolls his body onto Rick Jones' and the surprised referee makes the cover: 1�. 2�. 3!! Wildfire rolls back onto his back as the referee hands him both the titles, and the crowd all around him erupts with cheers.]

Peter Santos: And your winner, and new MWF TV Champion and one half of the MWF Tag Team Champions, Wildfire!

JP: Rick Jones is never gonna be the same again, Sully! He was dropped off the cage, into the ring, then flattened by Wildfire� what a win!

['The Beautiful People' starts up again as Wildfire gets to his knees. He kisses the TV title and does the same with the newly won Tag team title. He holds them both up as the crowd cheer him on.]

Sully: The tag Team champions are no more, JP! I don't believe it. The new Tag Team champions, are Hart Evans� and Wildfire. Tell me this isn't happening, JP!

JP: Isn't it great?

[Wildfire stands united, over Rick 'Acid' Jones as he spots Amanda, distraught on the outside. Wildfire raises the titles again, to the crowd, as the scene fades out to a commercial break.]