Anarkist and "Jay-Z" The Jeopardizer
versus
"The King" Sam King and Joe Foale
Tag Team Match
Referee: Charles Galliant
Peter Santos: This match is scheduled for one fall and is a tag
team contest, making their way to the ring first, at a combined
weight of 528 lbs., from Toronto, Canada, the MWF World Champion,
Anarkist and his partner, the MWF Xtreme Champion, The
Jeopardizer!
[The crowd explode as "Papercut" by Linkin Park hits the PA system
and the MWF's World and Xtreme Champions walk out onto the entrance
way, lights flash everywhere, red and white as the two men walk down
to the ring with the two thousand strong crowd giving it their best.
Anarkist has the MWF World Title around his waist while The
Jeopardizer carries his on his shoulder, high fiving fans as he walks
down the ramp.]
JP: They really do look unbeatable...
Sully: But they're not, we know they're not,
Sam King showed earlier that Anarkist and The Jeopardizer can be
taken out easily, and I for one amd looking forward to Sam repeating
that feat.
JP: He won't get the chance, Anarkist and
The Jeopardizer were simply unprepared for Sam's viscous
attack.
Sully: It was viscous and neccessary, and I
can\t wait to see Sam with the help of Foale taking them down.
JP: Foale's not going to be much use, he
couldn't wrestle his way out of a paper bag with the form he's
in.
Sully: He must be doing something right to
end up in a main event on Dynamite!
[Anarkist and The Jeopardizer are now in the ring, The Jeopardizer
runs to the turnbuckle and leaps up it, holding his MWF Xtreme Title
in the air for all to see...Anarkist just stands calmly in the ring,
looking around and he then turns to face the entrance way as Peter
Santos raises the mike to his lips.]
Peter Santos: And the opponents, weighing in at a combined
weight of 443 lb., the former MWF Xtreme and Tag Team Champion, "The
King" Sam King and his partner, from Miami, Florida, Joe Foale!
[The crowd boo loudly as "Not Enough" by Our Lady Peace plays from
the PA system and Sam King strides out amongst gold lights, he has a
t-shirt on with "I'm Your King" written on the front and he points to
the word "King" and then laughs at the crowd, Joe Foale follows
behind with his lightning bolt trousers, Foale glances nervously
around the arena, the crowd hurling abuse at the young star.]
JP: Joe Foale's like a fish out of water
here Sully, he's going to be eaten alive by Anarkist and The
Jeopardizer.
Sully: Are you forgetting that Joe Foale
holds a win over Anarkist?
JP: That was simply a technicality, Anarkist
overcame that and still marched on to become the MWF World
Champion...a belt he truly deserves.
Sully: Surely, if Joe Foale can beat
Anarkist before, he can beat him again.
JP: We'll have to wait and see if Foale's
got it inside of him...but he doesn't look like a man ready to take
on a World Champion.
Sully: Sam King however looks ready and
focused...
[Sam King has reached the ring first, showing no fear he slides in
by himself and taunts to the fans, referee Charles Galliant talks to
The Jeopardizer and Anarkist...King catches the gaze of The
Jeopardizer and the two men stare at each other..sending the crowd
into wild noises. Joe Foale reaches the ring, Foale shakes the hand
of Charles Galliant and then has a little word in the ear of Sam
King.]
JP: Wonder what dirty tricks these two men
have planned for tonight.
Sully: They're probably just discussing a
strategy...and it'll no doubt be a good one.
JP: I wouldn't mind being able to hear what
they're discussing.
Sully: How would you go about beating
Anarkist and The Jeopardizer, JP?
JP: That's a tough question Sully, because
Anarkist and "Jay-Z" appear to have just about everything. Anarkist
brings the power and experience to the team, but having said that The
Jeopardizer has fought more matches than anyone else in the
MWF.
Sully: If I were fighting Anarkist and
"Jay-Z" I'd make sure I took out Anarkist's legs, he is a big man and
once you remove that base he'll be really stuck.
JP: Have you been reading that "Wrestling
for Dummies" book again?
[The bell sounds and the four men for a second look like they're
all going to go at it, but Charles Galliant is in control and he
orders for two men to start, The Jeopardizer steps forward and so
does Joe Foale...Anarkist and Sam King go to their respective
corners. The Jeopardizer bounces on his toes as Joe Foale stretches
the ropes and flexes his muscles, Charles Galliant calls for a fair
fight and the match gets underway, Joe Foale circles around The
Jeopardizer.]
Sully: These men are both light-weights, so
we could see some great high-flying action here tonight.
JP: The Jeopardizer is a more able technical
wrestler, and he'll take some scary risks to make sure he gets the
win.
Sully: Joe Foale though has a very
experienced brain and in-ring style for a guy so young to the
wrestling world.
JP: I don't think it'll help him much
tonight, The Jeopardizer has wrestled so many times.
[The two men lock up, Joe Foale twists the arm of The
Jeopardizer...but "Jay-Z" twists back round and flips over the arm of
Foale and then kicks away the hand of Foale, Foale clutches his hand
and The Jeopardizer whips Foale into the ropes....Foale comes running
back and The Jeopardizer leaps up and grabs Foale's neck and hits a
neckbreaker, the crowd respond with wild cheers to the first move of
the match. The Jeopardizer rolls Joe Foale up with a manhistrol
cradle...1....2! Charles Galliant signals the two count as Joe Foale
breaks free of the move.]
Sully: Foale needs to keep his wits about
him, he can't afford to let The Jeopardizer get too technical.
JP: "Jay-Z" while teaming with Sam King
certainly learnt a few moves from his 'Technical Texan'
partner.
Sully: It's a good job those two split up,
King's been much better off with him.
JP: How can you say that? The Jeopardizer
has been on a great run without Sam King...
Sully: Perhaps they're both better off
without each other.
JP: But Sam King hasn't won a match since
early April, you can't say he's been better off!
[The Jeopardizer keeps his momentum, sending Joe Foale into the
corner..."Jay-Z" runs after Foale and as Foale slumps into the
turnbuckle then the foot of The Jeopardizer comes flying through the
air and crashes across the chest of Joe Foale. Foale slumps hard into
the turnbuckle and "Jay-Z" takes Joe Foale uptop....the crowd getting
to their feet as The Jeopardizer stands Foale up on the top rope, he
signals to the crowd...but Sam King runs along the ring apron and
grabs the foot of The Jeopardizer. The crowd jeer as King pulls The
Jeopardizer from the turnbuckle..."Jay-Z" rather clumsily comes down
from the turnbuckle and turns to face King.]
Sully: Great invention from Sam King, he
knows every tag team trick in the book.
JP: He sure does, but so does The
Jeopardizer and he knows that one sure isn't in the rulebook.
Sully: It's in the "Canadian Connection's"
rule book!
JP: I think the "Connection's" rule book is
also known as "Everything Goes".
Sully: You can't doubt them though, they are
the MWF Tag Team Champions.
[The Jeopardizer and Sam King stand staring at each other, the
ropes inbetween them...Charles Galliant runs over and gets inbetween
the two men, The Jeopardizer says something to Sam King and King
returns a large blob of spit into the eyes of The Jeopardizer.
Anarkist meanwhile has got into the ring and Charles Galliant is so
busy with the pair of King and The Jeopardizer he doesn't notice the
MWF World Champion getting into the ring. Anarkist walks slowly
towards the turnbuckle where Joe Foale is still sat on the top
rope...the MWF World Champion gets nearer and reaches up, he grabs
Joe Foale and places him in a position where Joe Foale is set up for
a powerbomb...but not between Anarkist's legs. The crowd are going
crazy as Anarkist gets on the first rope, he then positions Joe Foale
and powerbombs Foale off the top rope...Foale goes flying forwards
and the back of his head connections with the mat.]
JP: Wow! What a move by the MWF World
Champion, another glimpse of the 'Chaotic Future'.
Sully: That was blatant cheating, how can
Charles Galliant let them get away with that?
JP: And Sam King wasn't cheating?
Sully: No...that was invention.
[Charles Galliant turns to see Joe Foale collapsed on the mat,
Anarkist has climbed from the ring and is working his way around the
outside until he gets back to his corner...King grabs the head of The
Jeopardizer and jumps back, guilotining "Jay-Z's" head onto the rope,
King laughs as The Jeopardizer falls backwards. Anarkist rouses the
crowd, and waits for the tag from The Jeopardizer, who is crawling
around on the floor, Joe Foale appears to be out cold. Sam King is
shouting at the fans to 'Shut Up!' as they chant for The Jeopardizer.
"Jay-Z" manages to crawl and tag Anarkist, sending the crowd up in
cheers.]
JP: Important tag from "Jay-Z", he's
unleashed Anarkist...the MWF World Champion is going to get the
chance to show us just what the 'Chaotic Future' is like.
Sully: Like a wet fish...
JP: Sully, something tells me that you're
not part of the 'Chaotic Future' and you'd do well to shut your
mouth.
Sully: Why? Or Anarkist will shut it for me?
I'm not impressed with Anarkist, he doesn't deserve that title at
all...Sam King is the rightful MWF World Champion.
JP: Then if he's the rightful MWF World
Champion, why didn't he win at MAYhem? And Anarkist will do more than
close your damn mouth, he'll knock your teeth out to!
Sully: Sam King lost at MAYhem because of
that man, The Jeopardizer, and a brutal chair shot.
[Anarkist is standing over Joe Foale...Anarkist signals to the
crowd and they roar as the realise what's coming, Anarkist pulls
Foale to his feet and the MWF World Champion lifts Foale like he
weighs nothing onto his shoulders. Anarkist roars to the crowd and
the crowd respond as Anarkist looks to hit The Broken Rule...but Sam
King has charged into the ring and he kicks Anarkist in the back of
the knee. The World Champion loses focus and Foale slides from the
shoulders of Anarkist while Sam King carries on running and nails The
Jeopardizer with an elbow, sending The Jeopardizer falling from the
ring apron to the outside...Charles Galliant grabs King and tells him
to 'get the hell out of the ring', King slides from the ring and goes
after "Jay-Z".]
JP: Anarkist had the match won there, if he
could have just connected we would have seen the 'Chaotic Future'
really beginning.
Sully: Sam King has a good brain JP, he
isn't stupid and he knows Joe Foale can't stand much more of a
beating.
JP: Foale is definitely the weak link in the
chain...he needs to make a tag to Sam King, then Anarkist can make
sure it isn't King who gets to extract revenge.
[Anarkist has recovered from King's cheap shot to the knee, Sam
King on the outside slingshots The Jeopardizer into the guardrail and
the crowd are going wild as the former tag team partner battle it
out...though "The King" appears to have the upper hand. In the ring
then Anarkist has staggered to his feet, Joe Foale is slowly getting
to his feet, his head groggy....and he goes straight back down as
Anarkist runs and hits a running lariate to send Joe Foale spinning
to the mat, Anarkist covers...1...2..! Joe Foale manages to roll his
shoulder, Anarkist calmly plucks Joe Foale from the canvas...but the
young star hits a low blow on Anarkist while Charles Galliant isn't
looking.]
Sully: Haha! Great ring awareness from Joe
Foale there..he saw the opportunity.
JP: Cheating that is, downright cheating,
the MWF World Champion was savagely low blowed by nothing but a
cheat.
Sully: A good 'cheater' you have to hand it
to the kid, he knows what he is doing.
JP: He's had his ass kicked for most of the
match!
[Foale staggers over to his corner, expecting to find Sam King
waiting for the tag...he finds nothing but thin air, he looks round
and sees Sam King and The Jeopardizer are brawling in the second row
of the crowd, King has picked up a chair and the crowd jeer as he
lifts it up...but The Jeopardizer counters and kicks King in the
mid-section, King drops the chair and the crowd roar around the two
men as "Jay-Z" DDT's King onto the chair!]
Sully: My God! What a move from Sam
King...he's the real Xtreme Champion.
JP: The MWF's Xtreme Champion has just been
DDT'd onto a chair! That just isn't right, "Jay-Z" should be the one
getting Xtreme.
Sully: Everyone knows that Sam King was the
first and greatest MWF Xtreme Champion.
JP: I think The Jeopardizer has surpassed
him...
[During all the confusion and Joe Foale wondering where the hell
his teammate is then Foale turns round and walks right into the huge
frame of Anarkist...the crowd roar as Anarkist grabs Joe Foale and
lifts him onto his shoulders, and executes The Broken Rule, the crowd
explode as Joe Foale is crushed onto the canvas and Anarkist hooks
the leg as Charles Galliant counts...1...2...3! The Jeopardizer grabs
Sam King by the hair and leads him back and throws him over the
guardrail and hops over after him.]
Peter Santos: And your winners, through pinfall, Anarkist and
The Jeopardizer!
Sully: They've done it again, Joe Foale was
distracted by The Jeopardizer and Anarkist took advantage!
JP: What the hell are you on about...Foale
wasn't even looking at The Jeopardizer and if Sam King hadn't of
abandoned his tag team partner to go and fight his own person battle
then they might of stood a chance of surviving.
Sully: Well King's personal battle has taken
a turn for the worse...
[Joe Foale is out cold in the ring and Anarkist stands with the
MWF World Title on his shoulder over the young man, The Jeopardizer
has rolled Sam King into the ring and he takes his MWF Xtreme Title
and places it around his waist. The Jeopardizer and Anarkist raise
their arms in unison and the crowd go wild with excitement.]
JP: This is the future Sully, it's the
'Chaotic Future' and I don't think Sam King stands a chance in
hell.
Sully: King's a fighter, not a quitter, look
he's getting to his feet now!
[Sam King has come around and is getting to his feet, he uses the
ropes to help himself up and he turns around and finds The
Jeopardizer and Anarkist standing right in his viewpoint, Anarkist
bends down slightly and puts his face right next to Sam King's,
King's eyes are wide as Anarkist grabs King by the throat and forces
him back to the turnbuckle..just then "The Beautiful People" by
Marilyn Manson hits the PA system and the crowd give a mixed reaction
as Wildfire comes out, his face patched up after the incredible cage
match with Rick Jones.]
JP: Here comes Wildfire, and he was in one
hell of a match earlier, we all saw it Sully, Rick Jones and Wildfire
went to another level.
Sully: If only we had matches as good as
that every week...
JP: I wonder why he's out here
though?
Sully: Not a clue...
[Wildfire has a mike in his hand, and he signals for the music to
be cut as he looks down into the ring...he has a rather angry look on
his face.]
Wildfire: Now I've seen some disgraceful
things in my time...I've seen some terrible matches, hell, I've
fought in the toughest damn matches. You, Anarkist are a disgrace...a
disgrace to the MWF World Title and everything it stands for!
[The crowd go up in jeers at the words of Wildfire, Anarkist
motions for a mike.]
Wildfire: Now I suggest that you let Sam
King go, now I've been through one hell of a lot with Sam. We've done
more together than anyone can imagine, the cage match, the Japanese
Death Match, well that won me his respect. He's man that you're all
loving to hate, and damnit I don't like to see good men ruined, men
like Anarkist, The Jeopardizer you don't deserve any respect at
all.
Anarkist: Well, 'big man', you don't think
we deserve any respect?
Wildfire: No, damnit, I don't.
Anarkist: Why then am I the most popular MWF
World Champion since Ross Allen? Why is The Jeopardizer the longest
running MWF Xtreme Champion, why do the fans almost break down with
happiness when they see us in the ring?
Wildfire: Because they're fools...the lot of
them fools, you Minesotans, you wouldn't know talent if it came up to
you and punched you in the face.
The Jeopardizer: Why don't you stop your
bitching and bring your ass down here?
Wildfire: You think I'm stupid, you'll play
some of your dirty tricks on me.
The Jeopardizer: Fine then, next week, me
and you Wildfire, one on one.
[The crowd roar at the suggestion and Wildfire smiles, a long evil
smile.]
Wildfire: You're on!
[Marilyn Manson hits again and the crowd jeer Wildfire as he makes
his way backstage, Sam King has managed to slide from the ring and he
staggers off up the ramp, leaving Anarkist and The Jeopardizer to
celebrate their victory.]
JP: Wow! What an announcement, The
Jeopardizer is going to have the chance next week to prove to
Wildfire that he deserves respect.
Sully: Or Wildfire is going to show The
Jeopardizer the meaning of the word Xtreme.
JP: The Jeopardizer already knows that word,
and every form of it! He's spelt it backwards, upside down and inside
out!
Sully: But Wildfire brings with him an
amazing MWF TV Title reign, and some experience in the most extreme
of matches, I mean look at what he did tonight.
JP: The man has no fear, I'll admit that, he
won through a Japanese Death Match even after being put through a
flaming table.
Sully: Wildfire is going to become one of
the great's of the MWF and he's already climbing the mountain to
become one.
JP: He has a long way to climb to try and
reach The Jeopardizer.
Sully: I think you'll find JP, that he is
already there.
JP: No he isn't, besides The Jeopardizer is
going to have the MWF World Champion, Anarkist in his
corner...
Sully: And I have a feeling that Sam King
will be keeping a watchful eye on proceedings and deciding when the
time is right to make his intervention.
JP: He'll cheat even more than he has done
tonight...well folks that's been all from us on Monday Night
Dynamite, I hope you've enjoyed the show.
Sully: Catch us next week, same time, and
for yet more explosive wrestling.
The MWF is the Maximum Wrestling Federation,
copyright to Edward Walker 2003. Dynamite was produced in conjuction
with Joe Forrest, Sam King and Jamie Rogerson. The MWF is a part of
the UWC.
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