Anarkist and "Jay-Z" The Jeopardizer

versus

"The King" Sam King and Joe Foale

Tag Team Match

Referee: Charles Galliant


Peter Santos: This match is scheduled for one fall and is a tag team contest, making their way to the ring first, at a combined weight of 528 lbs., from Toronto, Canada, the MWF World Champion, Anarkist and his partner, the MWF Xtreme Champion, The Jeopardizer!

[The crowd explode as "Papercut" by Linkin Park hits the PA system and the MWF's World and Xtreme Champions walk out onto the entrance way, lights flash everywhere, red and white as the two men walk down to the ring with the two thousand strong crowd giving it their best. Anarkist has the MWF World Title around his waist while The Jeopardizer carries his on his shoulder, high fiving fans as he walks down the ramp.]

JP: They really do look unbeatable...

Sully: But they're not, we know they're not, Sam King showed earlier that Anarkist and The Jeopardizer can be taken out easily, and I for one amd looking forward to Sam repeating that feat.

JP: He won't get the chance, Anarkist and The Jeopardizer were simply unprepared for Sam's viscous attack.

Sully: It was viscous and neccessary, and I can\t wait to see Sam with the help of Foale taking them down.

JP: Foale's not going to be much use, he couldn't wrestle his way out of a paper bag with the form he's in.

Sully: He must be doing something right to end up in a main event on Dynamite!

[Anarkist and The Jeopardizer are now in the ring, The Jeopardizer runs to the turnbuckle and leaps up it, holding his MWF Xtreme Title in the air for all to see...Anarkist just stands calmly in the ring, looking around and he then turns to face the entrance way as Peter Santos raises the mike to his lips.]

Peter Santos: And the opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 443 lb., the former MWF Xtreme and Tag Team Champion, "The King" Sam King and his partner, from Miami, Florida, Joe Foale!

[The crowd boo loudly as "Not Enough" by Our Lady Peace plays from the PA system and Sam King strides out amongst gold lights, he has a t-shirt on with "I'm Your King" written on the front and he points to the word "King" and then laughs at the crowd, Joe Foale follows behind with his lightning bolt trousers, Foale glances nervously around the arena, the crowd hurling abuse at the young star.]

JP: Joe Foale's like a fish out of water here Sully, he's going to be eaten alive by Anarkist and The Jeopardizer.

Sully: Are you forgetting that Joe Foale holds a win over Anarkist?

JP: That was simply a technicality, Anarkist overcame that and still marched on to become the MWF World Champion...a belt he truly deserves.

Sully: Surely, if Joe Foale can beat Anarkist before, he can beat him again.

JP: We'll have to wait and see if Foale's got it inside of him...but he doesn't look like a man ready to take on a World Champion.

Sully: Sam King however looks ready and focused...

[Sam King has reached the ring first, showing no fear he slides in by himself and taunts to the fans, referee Charles Galliant talks to The Jeopardizer and Anarkist...King catches the gaze of The Jeopardizer and the two men stare at each other..sending the crowd into wild noises. Joe Foale reaches the ring, Foale shakes the hand of Charles Galliant and then has a little word in the ear of Sam King.]

JP: Wonder what dirty tricks these two men have planned for tonight.

Sully: They're probably just discussing a strategy...and it'll no doubt be a good one.

JP: I wouldn't mind being able to hear what they're discussing.

Sully: How would you go about beating Anarkist and The Jeopardizer, JP?

JP: That's a tough question Sully, because Anarkist and "Jay-Z" appear to have just about everything. Anarkist brings the power and experience to the team, but having said that The Jeopardizer has fought more matches than anyone else in the MWF.

Sully: If I were fighting Anarkist and "Jay-Z" I'd make sure I took out Anarkist's legs, he is a big man and once you remove that base he'll be really stuck.

JP: Have you been reading that "Wrestling for Dummies" book again?

[The bell sounds and the four men for a second look like they're all going to go at it, but Charles Galliant is in control and he orders for two men to start, The Jeopardizer steps forward and so does Joe Foale...Anarkist and Sam King go to their respective corners. The Jeopardizer bounces on his toes as Joe Foale stretches the ropes and flexes his muscles, Charles Galliant calls for a fair fight and the match gets underway, Joe Foale circles around The Jeopardizer.]

Sully: These men are both light-weights, so we could see some great high-flying action here tonight.

JP: The Jeopardizer is a more able technical wrestler, and he'll take some scary risks to make sure he gets the win.

Sully: Joe Foale though has a very experienced brain and in-ring style for a guy so young to the wrestling world.

JP: I don't think it'll help him much tonight, The Jeopardizer has wrestled so many times.

[The two men lock up, Joe Foale twists the arm of The Jeopardizer...but "Jay-Z" twists back round and flips over the arm of Foale and then kicks away the hand of Foale, Foale clutches his hand and The Jeopardizer whips Foale into the ropes....Foale comes running back and The Jeopardizer leaps up and grabs Foale's neck and hits a neckbreaker, the crowd respond with wild cheers to the first move of the match. The Jeopardizer rolls Joe Foale up with a manhistrol cradle...1....2! Charles Galliant signals the two count as Joe Foale breaks free of the move.]

Sully: Foale needs to keep his wits about him, he can't afford to let The Jeopardizer get too technical.

JP: "Jay-Z" while teaming with Sam King certainly learnt a few moves from his 'Technical Texan' partner.

Sully: It's a good job those two split up, King's been much better off with him.

JP: How can you say that? The Jeopardizer has been on a great run without Sam King...

Sully: Perhaps they're both better off without each other.

JP: But Sam King hasn't won a match since early April, you can't say he's been better off!

[The Jeopardizer keeps his momentum, sending Joe Foale into the corner..."Jay-Z" runs after Foale and as Foale slumps into the turnbuckle then the foot of The Jeopardizer comes flying through the air and crashes across the chest of Joe Foale. Foale slumps hard into the turnbuckle and "Jay-Z" takes Joe Foale uptop....the crowd getting to their feet as The Jeopardizer stands Foale up on the top rope, he signals to the crowd...but Sam King runs along the ring apron and grabs the foot of The Jeopardizer. The crowd jeer as King pulls The Jeopardizer from the turnbuckle..."Jay-Z" rather clumsily comes down from the turnbuckle and turns to face King.]

Sully: Great invention from Sam King, he knows every tag team trick in the book.

JP: He sure does, but so does The Jeopardizer and he knows that one sure isn't in the rulebook.

Sully: It's in the "Canadian Connection's" rule book!

JP: I think the "Connection's" rule book is also known as "Everything Goes".

Sully: You can't doubt them though, they are the MWF Tag Team Champions.

[The Jeopardizer and Sam King stand staring at each other, the ropes inbetween them...Charles Galliant runs over and gets inbetween the two men, The Jeopardizer says something to Sam King and King returns a large blob of spit into the eyes of The Jeopardizer. Anarkist meanwhile has got into the ring and Charles Galliant is so busy with the pair of King and The Jeopardizer he doesn't notice the MWF World Champion getting into the ring. Anarkist walks slowly towards the turnbuckle where Joe Foale is still sat on the top rope...the MWF World Champion gets nearer and reaches up, he grabs Joe Foale and places him in a position where Joe Foale is set up for a powerbomb...but not between Anarkist's legs. The crowd are going crazy as Anarkist gets on the first rope, he then positions Joe Foale and powerbombs Foale off the top rope...Foale goes flying forwards and the back of his head connections with the mat.]

JP: Wow! What a move by the MWF World Champion, another glimpse of the 'Chaotic Future'.

Sully: That was blatant cheating, how can Charles Galliant let them get away with that?

JP: And Sam King wasn't cheating?

Sully: No...that was invention.

[Charles Galliant turns to see Joe Foale collapsed on the mat, Anarkist has climbed from the ring and is working his way around the outside until he gets back to his corner...King grabs the head of The Jeopardizer and jumps back, guilotining "Jay-Z's" head onto the rope, King laughs as The Jeopardizer falls backwards. Anarkist rouses the crowd, and waits for the tag from The Jeopardizer, who is crawling around on the floor, Joe Foale appears to be out cold. Sam King is shouting at the fans to 'Shut Up!' as they chant for The Jeopardizer. "Jay-Z" manages to crawl and tag Anarkist, sending the crowd up in cheers.]

JP: Important tag from "Jay-Z", he's unleashed Anarkist...the MWF World Champion is going to get the chance to show us just what the 'Chaotic Future' is like.

Sully: Like a wet fish...

JP: Sully, something tells me that you're not part of the 'Chaotic Future' and you'd do well to shut your mouth.

Sully: Why? Or Anarkist will shut it for me? I'm not impressed with Anarkist, he doesn't deserve that title at all...Sam King is the rightful MWF World Champion.

JP: Then if he's the rightful MWF World Champion, why didn't he win at MAYhem? And Anarkist will do more than close your damn mouth, he'll knock your teeth out to!

Sully: Sam King lost at MAYhem because of that man, The Jeopardizer, and a brutal chair shot.

[Anarkist is standing over Joe Foale...Anarkist signals to the crowd and they roar as the realise what's coming, Anarkist pulls Foale to his feet and the MWF World Champion lifts Foale like he weighs nothing onto his shoulders. Anarkist roars to the crowd and the crowd respond as Anarkist looks to hit The Broken Rule...but Sam King has charged into the ring and he kicks Anarkist in the back of the knee. The World Champion loses focus and Foale slides from the shoulders of Anarkist while Sam King carries on running and nails The Jeopardizer with an elbow, sending The Jeopardizer falling from the ring apron to the outside...Charles Galliant grabs King and tells him to 'get the hell out of the ring', King slides from the ring and goes after "Jay-Z".]

JP: Anarkist had the match won there, if he could have just connected we would have seen the 'Chaotic Future' really beginning.

Sully: Sam King has a good brain JP, he isn't stupid and he knows Joe Foale can't stand much more of a beating.

JP: Foale is definitely the weak link in the chain...he needs to make a tag to Sam King, then Anarkist can make sure it isn't King who gets to extract revenge.

[Anarkist has recovered from King's cheap shot to the knee, Sam King on the outside slingshots The Jeopardizer into the guardrail and the crowd are going wild as the former tag team partner battle it out...though "The King" appears to have the upper hand. In the ring then Anarkist has staggered to his feet, Joe Foale is slowly getting to his feet, his head groggy....and he goes straight back down as Anarkist runs and hits a running lariate to send Joe Foale spinning to the mat, Anarkist covers...1...2..! Joe Foale manages to roll his shoulder, Anarkist calmly plucks Joe Foale from the canvas...but the young star hits a low blow on Anarkist while Charles Galliant isn't looking.]

Sully: Haha! Great ring awareness from Joe Foale there..he saw the opportunity.

JP: Cheating that is, downright cheating, the MWF World Champion was savagely low blowed by nothing but a cheat.

Sully: A good 'cheater' you have to hand it to the kid, he knows what he is doing.

JP: He's had his ass kicked for most of the match!

[Foale staggers over to his corner, expecting to find Sam King waiting for the tag...he finds nothing but thin air, he looks round and sees Sam King and The Jeopardizer are brawling in the second row of the crowd, King has picked up a chair and the crowd jeer as he lifts it up...but The Jeopardizer counters and kicks King in the mid-section, King drops the chair and the crowd roar around the two men as "Jay-Z" DDT's King onto the chair!]

Sully: My God! What a move from Sam King...he's the real Xtreme Champion.

JP: The MWF's Xtreme Champion has just been DDT'd onto a chair! That just isn't right, "Jay-Z" should be the one getting Xtreme.

Sully: Everyone knows that Sam King was the first and greatest MWF Xtreme Champion.

JP: I think The Jeopardizer has surpassed him...

[During all the confusion and Joe Foale wondering where the hell his teammate is then Foale turns round and walks right into the huge frame of Anarkist...the crowd roar as Anarkist grabs Joe Foale and lifts him onto his shoulders, and executes The Broken Rule, the crowd explode as Joe Foale is crushed onto the canvas and Anarkist hooks the leg as Charles Galliant counts...1...2...3! The Jeopardizer grabs Sam King by the hair and leads him back and throws him over the guardrail and hops over after him.]

Peter Santos: And your winners, through pinfall, Anarkist and The Jeopardizer!

Sully: They've done it again, Joe Foale was distracted by The Jeopardizer and Anarkist took advantage!

JP: What the hell are you on about...Foale wasn't even looking at The Jeopardizer and if Sam King hadn't of abandoned his tag team partner to go and fight his own person battle then they might of stood a chance of surviving.

Sully: Well King's personal battle has taken a turn for the worse...

[Joe Foale is out cold in the ring and Anarkist stands with the MWF World Title on his shoulder over the young man, The Jeopardizer has rolled Sam King into the ring and he takes his MWF Xtreme Title and places it around his waist. The Jeopardizer and Anarkist raise their arms in unison and the crowd go wild with excitement.]

JP: This is the future Sully, it's the 'Chaotic Future' and I don't think Sam King stands a chance in hell.

Sully: King's a fighter, not a quitter, look he's getting to his feet now!

[Sam King has come around and is getting to his feet, he uses the ropes to help himself up and he turns around and finds The Jeopardizer and Anarkist standing right in his viewpoint, Anarkist bends down slightly and puts his face right next to Sam King's, King's eyes are wide as Anarkist grabs King by the throat and forces him back to the turnbuckle..just then "The Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson hits the PA system and the crowd give a mixed reaction as Wildfire comes out, his face patched up after the incredible cage match with Rick Jones.]

JP: Here comes Wildfire, and he was in one hell of a match earlier, we all saw it Sully, Rick Jones and Wildfire went to another level.

Sully: If only we had matches as good as that every week...

JP: I wonder why he's out here though?

Sully: Not a clue...

[Wildfire has a mike in his hand, and he signals for the music to be cut as he looks down into the ring...he has a rather angry look on his face.]

Wildfire: Now I've seen some disgraceful things in my time...I've seen some terrible matches, hell, I've fought in the toughest damn matches. You, Anarkist are a disgrace...a disgrace to the MWF World Title and everything it stands for!

[The crowd go up in jeers at the words of Wildfire, Anarkist motions for a mike.]

Wildfire: Now I suggest that you let Sam King go, now I've been through one hell of a lot with Sam. We've done more together than anyone can imagine, the cage match, the Japanese Death Match, well that won me his respect. He's man that you're all loving to hate, and damnit I don't like to see good men ruined, men like Anarkist, The Jeopardizer you don't deserve any respect at all.

Anarkist: Well, 'big man', you don't think we deserve any respect?

Wildfire: No, damnit, I don't.

Anarkist: Why then am I the most popular MWF World Champion since Ross Allen? Why is The Jeopardizer the longest running MWF Xtreme Champion, why do the fans almost break down with happiness when they see us in the ring?

Wildfire: Because they're fools...the lot of them fools, you Minesotans, you wouldn't know talent if it came up to you and punched you in the face.

The Jeopardizer: Why don't you stop your bitching and bring your ass down here?

Wildfire: You think I'm stupid, you'll play some of your dirty tricks on me.

The Jeopardizer: Fine then, next week, me and you Wildfire, one on one.

[The crowd roar at the suggestion and Wildfire smiles, a long evil smile.]

Wildfire: You're on!

[Marilyn Manson hits again and the crowd jeer Wildfire as he makes his way backstage, Sam King has managed to slide from the ring and he staggers off up the ramp, leaving Anarkist and The Jeopardizer to celebrate their victory.]

JP: Wow! What an announcement, The Jeopardizer is going to have the chance next week to prove to Wildfire that he deserves respect.

Sully: Or Wildfire is going to show The Jeopardizer the meaning of the word Xtreme.

JP: The Jeopardizer already knows that word, and every form of it! He's spelt it backwards, upside down and inside out!

Sully: But Wildfire brings with him an amazing MWF TV Title reign, and some experience in the most extreme of matches, I mean look at what he did tonight.

JP: The man has no fear, I'll admit that, he won through a Japanese Death Match even after being put through a flaming table.

Sully: Wildfire is going to become one of the great's of the MWF and he's already climbing the mountain to become one.

JP: He has a long way to climb to try and reach The Jeopardizer.

Sully: I think you'll find JP, that he is already there.

JP: No he isn't, besides The Jeopardizer is going to have the MWF World Champion, Anarkist in his corner...

Sully: And I have a feeling that Sam King will be keeping a watchful eye on proceedings and deciding when the time is right to make his intervention.

JP: He'll cheat even more than he has done tonight...well folks that's been all from us on Monday Night Dynamite, I hope you've enjoyed the show.

Sully: Catch us next week, same time, and for yet more explosive wrestling.


The MWF is the Maximum Wrestling Federation, copyright to Edward Walker 2003. Dynamite was produced in conjuction with Joe Forrest, Sam King and Jamie Rogerson. The MWF is a part of the UWC.


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