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[The camera cuts backstage and we are in the MWF President's
office, the camera pans around the room where "Twisted Vision" are
sitting on luxury leather sofa's. Insane Wayne and Iniquity in full
wrestling attire, looking prepared and ready for their match. Seth
Caliko and Doomsday are nursing a few bumps and bruises, the managers
of Caliko and Iniquity, Sky Blue and Michiru Kaiou dressed in rather
revealing dresses. The MWF President slowly opens the door to his
office and "Twisted Vision" jump into action.]
Walker: What the?
[Party streamers are thrown by Sky and Michiru over the MWF
President, Seth Caliko places a party hat on Ed's head and Iniquity
starts off a loud chorus of 'For He's...']
Iniquity: For he's a jolly good
fellow...
Insane Wayne: For he's a jolly good
fellow...
Twisted Vision: And so say all of us!
[Walker smiles and laughs as he shakes hands with everyone, Sky
Blue and Michiru placing little kisses on both of Ed's cheeks as he
takes a seat on the sofa.]
Walker: I don't know what to say, I guess
thank you would be a good place to start.
Caliko: We couldn't let a special occasion
like this pass without occasion.
Insane Wayne: Yeah, you've driven the MWF to
fifty Monday Night Dynamite's and it's about time we showed you just
how much we appreciated you.
Doomsday: You're an inspiration...
Iniquity:...A true leader.
Walker: Come on now...you make me sound like
Bill Clinton.
[The room collapses into laughter at the sarcasm in Walker's
voice, Walker smiles and frowns as there is a knock at the door.]
Insane Wayne: Must be the special
surprise...
Walker:...Surprise?
Iniquity: You'll see.
[Insane Wayne gets up and strides to the door, he opens the door
and three men are standing outside with a large round box.]
Man 1: Your cake sir...freshly baked
today.
Man 2: Iced to perfection.
Man 3: Real quality.
Insane Wayne: It takes three men to deliver
a cake?
Man 1: Very heavy cake.
[Wayne attempts to take the box from the three men, but the weight
of the box is too much for Wayne and he staggers back.]
Insane Wayne: That's heaver than Iniquity
after a night at an all you can eat buffet.
Iniquity: I heard that!
Insane Wayne: Well bring the cake in.
[Walker looks with a smile on his face as the three men walk in,
struggling with the weight of the cake.]
Walker: Why are they wearing chef's hats
that cover their faces...
Insane Wayne: ...I didn't notice
that.
Man 2: Industry standard.
Man 3: Here you are sir, one extra large,
extra iced, extra jammed cake...
[Walker slowly opens the top of the box and looks at the
icing,it's a picture of the MWF President being hit over the head
with a steel chair.]
Insane Wayne: I didn't order that
design!
[The three men suddenly rip off their chef's hats and Sky Blue
screams as the three men reveal themselves as Kid Insanity, Fear and
Jay T. Jay T pulls a steel chair from the back of his shirt and
smashes it over the head of the MWF President, Walker slumps back
into his chair. Wayne attempts to grab Fear but the "Man of Darkness"
punches Wayne sending him back over the sofa. Iniquity reaches for
Kid Insanity's legs but Kid Insanity jumps up onto the table and
grabs the lampshade above him, he swings off connecting with
Iniquity's head. Doomsday reaches up to grab Kid Insanity but can't
quite reach...Kid drops down and lands right on Doomsday's head with
a clothesline. Jay T with the steel chair swings round and opens up
Seth Caliko's forehead with a steel chair slicing across "The
Innovater of Impossible's" forehead.]
Kid Insanity: Like taking candy from a
baby...
Jay T:...Happy fiftieth Dynamite show to
you...Happy fitieth...
Fear: Jay quit the singing.
Jay T: Sorry, I was just enjoying
myself.
[Sky Blue and Michiru cower in the corner as Kid Insanity grabs
the MWF President, Walker moans and looks up at Kid.]
Walker: Oh god...
Kid Insanity:...He won't save you now.
Congratulations Ed!
[Kid Insanity slams Walker's head into the cake, cream, jam and
cake explode into the face of the MWF President as Kid Insanity
laughs and licks some cream from his finger.]
Kid Insanity: Shame, it was a nice cake
to.
Jay T: For he was a jolly good fellow, he
was a jolly good...
Fear: Jay would you please shut up! Let's
get moving.
[The three men walk from the President's office, the entire
members of "Twisted Vision" laid out as they close the door, Jay T
humming 'For He's A Jolly Good Fellow'. The camera cuts back to a
jeering arena.]
Sully: Haha! Did you see that JP...Walker
just got his face covered in cake.
JP: I can't believe they just did that, to
undermine the MWF President's authority in such a way was just
disgraceful.
Sully: They made their point, Kid Insanity,
Fear and now Jay T are a force to be reckoned with.
JP: They can't win their matches but they
know how to counter attack.
Sully: Walker will no doubt try and get his
revenge but it isn't going to work because you can't catch those
rascals.
JP: I hope Insane Wayne and Iniquity are
alright because they've got a difficult match up next...against
Sozzey and Mak for the MWF Tag Team Championships.
Sully: It will be a very difficult match,
"Kronik" are the best team in the MWF right now and are on of the
best we've ever had.
JP: They work hard and their teamwork can be
pretty special sometimes...
Sully:...Stoate's in their corner and he's a
man you always have to watch out for.
JP: Because he's a cheating son of a
bitch!
Sully: I wouldn't put it that way, but the
guy knows how to use his tactics well.
JP: He'll get what's coming to him one day,
the MWF will cry for joy when Dom Stoate gets a beating.
Sully: You think Insane Wayne and Iniquity
have a hope tonight?
JP: Yeah I really do, they are a great tag
team and it's about time they got those belts back/.
Sully: I don't know, they just seem to be
lacking a spark that once made them great...ever since they got
popular they haven't been the men they used to be.
JP: They've got the MWF President on their
side, what more could you want?
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