[The camera cuts backstage and we are in the MWF President's office, the camera pans around the room where "Twisted Vision" are sitting on luxury leather sofa's. Insane Wayne and Iniquity in full wrestling attire, looking prepared and ready for their match. Seth Caliko and Doomsday are nursing a few bumps and bruises, the managers of Caliko and Iniquity, Sky Blue and Michiru Kaiou dressed in rather revealing dresses. The MWF President slowly opens the door to his office and "Twisted Vision" jump into action.]

Walker: What the?

[Party streamers are thrown by Sky and Michiru over the MWF President, Seth Caliko places a party hat on Ed's head and Iniquity starts off a loud chorus of 'For He's...']

Iniquity: For he's a jolly good fellow...

Insane Wayne: For he's a jolly good fellow...

Twisted Vision: And so say all of us!

[Walker smiles and laughs as he shakes hands with everyone, Sky Blue and Michiru placing little kisses on both of Ed's cheeks as he takes a seat on the sofa.]

Walker: I don't know what to say, I guess thank you would be a good place to start.

Caliko: We couldn't let a special occasion like this pass without occasion.

Insane Wayne: Yeah, you've driven the MWF to fifty Monday Night Dynamite's and it's about time we showed you just how much we appreciated you.

Doomsday: You're an inspiration...

Iniquity:...A true leader.

Walker: Come on now...you make me sound like Bill Clinton.

[The room collapses into laughter at the sarcasm in Walker's voice, Walker smiles and frowns as there is a knock at the door.]

Insane Wayne: Must be the special surprise...

Walker:...Surprise?

Iniquity: You'll see.

[Insane Wayne gets up and strides to the door, he opens the door and three men are standing outside with a large round box.]

Man 1: Your cake sir...freshly baked today.

Man 2: Iced to perfection.

Man 3: Real quality.

Insane Wayne: It takes three men to deliver a cake?

Man 1: Very heavy cake.

[Wayne attempts to take the box from the three men, but the weight of the box is too much for Wayne and he staggers back.]

Insane Wayne: That's heaver than Iniquity after a night at an all you can eat buffet.

Iniquity: I heard that!

Insane Wayne: Well bring the cake in.

[Walker looks with a smile on his face as the three men walk in, struggling with the weight of the cake.]

Walker: Why are they wearing chef's hats that cover their faces...

Insane Wayne: ...I didn't notice that.

Man 2: Industry standard.

Man 3: Here you are sir, one extra large, extra iced, extra jammed cake...

[Walker slowly opens the top of the box and looks at the icing,it's a picture of the MWF President being hit over the head with a steel chair.]

Insane Wayne: I didn't order that design!

[The three men suddenly rip off their chef's hats and Sky Blue screams as the three men reveal themselves as Kid Insanity, Fear and Jay T. Jay T pulls a steel chair from the back of his shirt and smashes it over the head of the MWF President, Walker slumps back into his chair. Wayne attempts to grab Fear but the "Man of Darkness" punches Wayne sending him back over the sofa. Iniquity reaches for Kid Insanity's legs but Kid Insanity jumps up onto the table and grabs the lampshade above him, he swings off connecting with Iniquity's head. Doomsday reaches up to grab Kid Insanity but can't quite reach...Kid drops down and lands right on Doomsday's head with a clothesline. Jay T with the steel chair swings round and opens up Seth Caliko's forehead with a steel chair slicing across "The Innovater of Impossible's" forehead.]

Kid Insanity: Like taking candy from a baby...

Jay T:...Happy fiftieth Dynamite show to you...Happy fitieth...

Fear: Jay quit the singing.

Jay T: Sorry, I was just enjoying myself.

[Sky Blue and Michiru cower in the corner as Kid Insanity grabs the MWF President, Walker moans and looks up at Kid.]

Walker: Oh god...

Kid Insanity:...He won't save you now. Congratulations Ed!

[Kid Insanity slams Walker's head into the cake, cream, jam and cake explode into the face of the MWF President as Kid Insanity laughs and licks some cream from his finger.]

Kid Insanity: Shame, it was a nice cake to.

Jay T: For he was a jolly good fellow, he was a jolly good...

Fear: Jay would you please shut up! Let's get moving.

[The three men walk from the President's office, the entire members of "Twisted Vision" laid out as they close the door, Jay T humming 'For He's A Jolly Good Fellow'. The camera cuts back to a jeering arena.]

Sully: Haha! Did you see that JP...Walker just got his face covered in cake.

JP: I can't believe they just did that, to undermine the MWF President's authority in such a way was just disgraceful.

Sully: They made their point, Kid Insanity, Fear and now Jay T are a force to be reckoned with.

JP: They can't win their matches but they know how to counter attack.

Sully: Walker will no doubt try and get his revenge but it isn't going to work because you can't catch those rascals.

JP: I hope Insane Wayne and Iniquity are alright because they've got a difficult match up next...against Sozzey and Mak for the MWF Tag Team Championships.

Sully: It will be a very difficult match, "Kronik" are the best team in the MWF right now and are on of the best we've ever had.

JP: They work hard and their teamwork can be pretty special sometimes...

Sully:...Stoate's in their corner and he's a man you always have to watch out for.

JP: Because he's a cheating son of a bitch!

Sully: I wouldn't put it that way, but the guy knows how to use his tactics well.

JP: He'll get what's coming to him one day, the MWF will cry for joy when Dom Stoate gets a beating.

Sully: You think Insane Wayne and Iniquity have a hope tonight?

JP: Yeah I really do, they are a great tag team and it's about time they got those belts back/.

Sully: I don't know, they just seem to be lacking a spark that once made them great...ever since they got popular they haven't been the men they used to be.

JP: They've got the MWF President on their side, what more could you want?


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