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"Hardcore Living Legend" Insane Wayne and "The Malevolence One" Iniquity w/Sky Blue

MWF Tag Team Championship Match

Referee: Charles Galliant

JP: This is going to be one hell of a match Sully, the last time these two teams were in the ring then we saw Insane Wayne injured after some bastardly cheating from Sozzey, Mak and Dom Stoate.

Sully: I've told you before, don't call it cheating...it's called strategy!

JP: It's not, those "Divine Intervention" are cheats, the lot of them, you've seen Sean Harley.

Sully: Yes I've seen him, but we won't see him for a while after the injuries he sustained after being part of the main event at Nightmare.

JP: That was one hell of a night and "Divine Intervention" must be pretty fed-up after they saw Harley beaten by Ace Spade.

Sully: I'm sure they were glad it wasn't Troy Knight, we can't have a queer like Troy Knight as MWF World Champion!

[The arena lights begin to dim everywhere but the entrance way, a small spotlight falls on Peter Santos who stands in the centre of the ring. Three and a half thousand fans quieten their voices as Peter Santos bellows in his usual fashion.]

Peter Santos: This match is scheduled for one fall and is for the Maximum Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championships!

[A huge roar goes up around the arena and a big "Insane Wayne!" chant is started up by a section of the crowd and slowly spreads around the whole crowd.]

JP: Peter's going to have to below louder than most tonight, there might be three and a half thousand people here but it sounds more like thirty thousand with all the noise they are making.

Sully: I wish they'd stop shouting for that big dumb idiot Wayne, he's a bad wrestler.

JP: He's one of the best Sully, he's been battling hard against injury and battling hard to get revenge on "Divine Intervention" and tonight he and Iniquity have the chance to end their torment.

Sully: Not a chance, Sozzey and Mak are too well drilled....they are the best damn tag team the MWF has ever seen.

JP: We'll see what the fans think about that in the end of year polls, head on over to MWF.com if you haven't already and cast your vote.

Sully: Both these tag teams are up for the 'Best Tag Team Award', should be one of these two that wins it.

[Peter Santos is forced to wait for the crowd to stop chanting before he is able to speak again, the crowd all turn to face the entrance way as Santos speaks.]

Peter Santos: Introducing first, weighing in at a combined weight of 555 lbs., from Brooklyn, New York, accompanied by MWF General Manager Dom Stoate, members of "Divine Intervention", they are the MWF Tag Team Champions, "Kronik" Sozzey and Mak!

["Numb" by Linkin Park hits the PA system and the crowd roar with anger as the MWF Tag Team Champions slowly walk out onto the entrance way with the MWF's General Manager Dom Stoate behind them. They take their MWF Tag Team belts and hold them up to the dazzling blue lights that are flashing around the arena.]

JP: Look at them, how do they get so far in the MWF?

Sully: Through a little "Divine Intervention" and also divine talent.

JP: They're not that good, it just makes me mad to see perfectly good wrestlers stuck down the card when we have these two puppets pretending their all that. I hope they lose those belts tonight because they are not worthy to hold them.

Sully: Insane Wayne and Iniquity might be bigger than Sozzey and Mak but they are not as strong, Sozzey and Mak have the strength of teamwork and that means everything in this business.

["Kronik" are at ringside, they climb into the ring and go to opposite turnbuckles. They leap up at the exact same moment and taunt the jeering fans, Dom Stoate strolls around ringside, sporting a bandage around his head after the exertions of Nightmare the previous Sunday.]

Peter Santos: And the challengers, weighing in at 695 lbs., members of "Twisted Vision", accompanied by Sky Blue, "Hardcore Living Legend" Insane Wayne and "The Malevolence One" Iniquity!

["My Sacrifice" by Creed hits the PA system and the crowd explode with cheers as for the first time in almost a month the team of Insane Wayne and Iniquity walks out onto the entrance way, they look focus and ready as they raise their arms and drop them as a huge pyro explosion sends the crowd into ecstasy.]

JP: Whoah! I thought the crowd here in Peoria, Illinois were going to be burnt alive...look at all that pyro Sully!

Sully: What a waste....I mean why didn't "Kronik" get that?

JP: They don't need it, come on, Iniquity and Insane Wayne, this is a special occasion...they are one of the best tag teams in the MWF and haven't been together in the ring for quite a while.

Sully: Looks like the fans are loving it.

[Insane Wayne is a few paces ahead of Iniquity as they make their way down the entrance ramp...Insane Wayne is trash talking Sozzey and Mak as he slides in the ring. Sky Blue links her arm into Iniquity's as they make their way to the ring, suddenly Iniquity stars running as Insane Wayne slides into the ring and the jeers ring out as straight away "Kronik" attack Wayne!]

JP: What the....they can't just attack him straight away like that! Sozzey and Mak truly are the biggest cheats in the MWF.

Sully: But they win matches and that's what counts JP.

JP: They never win the honourable way.

[Sozzey slams a knee into the face of Insane Wayne as he attempts to raise himself from the mat...Wayne staggers back and Mak grabs him and sends him running into the ropes, Insane Wayne comes back and the crowd roar as he hits a double clothesline knocking "Kronik" down to the mat. Iniquity climbs into the ring and the crowd cheer loudly as Wayne and Iniquity high five each other before grabbing a member of "Kronik" each and throwing them clean out of the ring. Mak goes sprawling near Dom Stoate while Sozzey is sent into the guardrail thanks to Iniquity's huge throw. Insane Wayne and Iniquity pace around the ring with referee Charles Galliant looking a little worried.]

Sully: What! The "Kronik" strategy appears to have failed, how could that happen?

JP: Because they're not the best strategy makers in the world, they didn't count on the rage of Insane Wayne being so strong.

Sully: Rage? I wouldn't call that rage...I'd call it desperation.

[Dom Stoate pulls Mak to his feet...the MWF Tag Team Champion is shaken as he is shouted at by Dom Stoate to get back in the ring. Mak climbs slowly back into the ring, Insane Wayne and Iniquity take a step towards him but Charles Galliant gets inbetwen them and orders them to back away. Mak walks slowly to his corner, where Sozzey is painfully pulling himself back up onto the ring apron. Sky Blue cheers for Insane Wayne and Iniquity on the outside as Iniquity pats Wayne on the back and makes his way to the ring apron. Insane Wayne raises his hand and the crowd roar as Wayne motions for Mak to bring it to the "Hardcore Living Legend".]

JP: We've got one hell of a fight on our hands, the MWF Tag Team Championships are the prize and "Twisted Vision" could have the MWF Tag belts back in their control very soon.

Sully: Don't count on it.

[Mak looks at Insane Wayne and runs at the "Hardcore Living Legend", Mak's eyes are wide open as he walks straight into the outstretched hand of Insane Wayne. Wayne clamps his hand around the neck of the MWF Tag Team Champion and the crowd explode as Wayne hoists Mak a good eight feet in the air and brings him down with a huge thud for the Hells Bells. Mak is spreadeagled on the mat as Insane Wayne drops and covers....1.....2! Sozzey rushes to the rescue and breaks up the count with a kick to the back of Insane Wayne's head. Iniquity climbs over the ropes and the crowd roar as Sozzey charges at "The Malevolence One" and gets back body dropped clean out of the ring, landing right next to Sky Blue. Sozzey holds his back and rolls away from Sky who looks at him with unsympathetic eyes.]

JP: That hard to hurt, Sozzey just got catapulted clean out of the ring by Iniquity.

Sully: Not the best strategy that one, Iniquity looked like it took minimal effort to do that move.

JP: Insane Wayne and Iniquity really are taking it to the maximum tonight for the fans on this fiftieth MWF show.

Sully: Can you believe we've sat here fifty times next to each other JP, and yet we still never get bored of it.

JP: I never will...ouch!

[Insane Wayne has picked up Mak and one half of the MWF Tag Team Champions is sent head first inbetween the second and third rope into the turnbuckle, his head smashes against the steel and he rebounds to land right at the size fourteens of Insane Wayne. Insane Wayne looks at the turnbuckle and the crowd gasp and cheer as the "Hardcore Living Legend" makes his way up the turnbuckle. Slowly but surely Wayne positions himself on the top rope, he signals for the Flying Demon and the crowd show their elbows in support. Mak is motionless on the mat and Insane Wayne takes off, bringing his elbow down to slam into Mak's chest with the Flying Demon. Insane Wayne uses his weight to cover Mak, Charles Galliant counts....1.....2.! Mak rolls his shoulder up in time, Galliant signals the two. Insane Wayne hauls Mak to his feet and drags him over to Iniquity and makes the tag.]

Sully: Here comes Iniquity, the weaker of the two men if you ask me.

JP: I don't know, Iniquity is younger and still has a lot to prove in the MWF...he'll be looking to destroy "Kronik" just as much as Insane Wayne.

Sully: He never really performs that's what I feel, he could be so much better.

JP: How would he get better?

Sully: Drop Insane Wayne as his partner that's the easy way.

[Iniquity locks Mak into a headlock, draining the life even further from him. On the outside, Sozzey is helped back to his side of the ring by Dom Stoate, the two men receiving huge heat from the crowd as they stagger back round the side of the ring. Iniquity lets Mak out of the headlock...the "Kronik" man staggers back and Iniquity grabs him and locks him into a bear hug. The crowd roar as Mak screams with pain as Iniquity crushes his ribs with his huge arms wrapped around Mak's smaller frame....the MWF Tag Team Champion is fast losing the ability to move...the ropes are nearby and he reaches out and just misses them. Iniquity keeps squeezing as Mak keeps screaming, Charles Galliant is preparing to raise the arm of Mak to see if he's still awake when Iniquity hoists Mak up further and the crowd roar as Iniquity brings Mak down in a devestating powerbomb. Iniquity covers the MWF Tag Team Champion....1.....2! Iniquity pulls Mak back up and laughs.]

JP: "Twisted Vision" are just dominating this match, they know they are the better team and they are out here tonight to prove that win by "Kronik" was a lucky fluke.

Sully: It was not a fluke! I can gurantee that Iniquity and Insane Wayne will regret not pinning Mak there...he's a fighter and he won't be beaten that easily.

JP: Sozzey isn't exactly in the best position to be tagged in right now, he looks a little worse for wear so to speak.

[Mak stays down on the mat, slowly breathing to try and recover. Iniquity meanwhile walks round to the legs of the MWF Tag Team Champion, the crowd roar as he signals for the figure four...Mak with a last gasp kicks out and catches Iniquity in the groin. "The Malevolence One" holds his groinal areas as he staggers back. Sozzey is screaming for the tag at the ring apron and Mak turns and begins to crawl towards the outstretched hand of his tag team parner, the crowd jeer as Mak leans and Sozzey leans right over the ropes and makes the tag. Iniquity has recovered and he stands up tall to see Sozzey bearing down on him....Iniquity sidesteps and Sozzey goes straight past and smashes his right arm into the face of Insane Wayne, sending the "Hardcore Living Legend" off the ring apron and into Sky Blue. The two of them collapse on the outside as Sozzey turns round and gets a right hand from Iniquity.]

Sully: Oh, poor Sky Blue just got hurt...I wouldn't mind licking her wounds better.

JP: I'm sure you wouldn't you dirty old fool, you are so desperate you'd even go for that Babe E.Blue, I saw you getting drunk.

Sully: That was a mistake...I can't resist free beer!

JP: Shows your weakness doesn't it Sully.

[Iniquity pummels the MWF Tag Team Champion back into the corner, Sozzey slumps against the turnbuckle as Iniquity slams his knee into the mid-section of Sozzey again and again. Iniquity backs away from the slumped Sozzey and walks back across the ring...the crowd crowd roar as Iniquity comes running and throws all four hundred and twenty pounds into the corner, but Sozzey has moved and Iniquity slams into the turnbuckle, his shoulder twisting in a horrible way. Sozzey staggers away from the scene holding the ropes for support.]

Sully: Whoah! Iniquity almost broke the ring apart then.

JP: Was worrying, I hope he's alright...his shoulder appeared to take the brunt of the blast.

[Iniquity collapses to the mat, holding his shoulder as Sozzey grins and Dom Stoate roars him on from ringside. Insane Wayne is getting to his feet at ringside, helping Sky Blue to her feet, Sky sees Iniquity and worriedly runs to ringside, he looks at her through pained eyes as Sozzey walks over and drags Iniquity to his feet. Sozzey positions Iniquity and the crowd jeer as Sozzey lifts Iniquity up and over, showing amazing strength, for a suplex. Sozzey slowly gets to his feet, Iniquity is flat out on the mat and Sozzey covers, pushing down on Iniquity's injured shoulder....1.....2! Iniquity manages to roll the other shoulder.]

Sully: There was some strategy right there..Sozzey knows that Iniquity's shoulder is not exactly in the best shape right now and he simply used that to his advantage.

JP: They are don't fight fair do they.

[Sozzey looks a little frustrated as he sits Iniquity up...Iniquity screams in pain as Sozzey runs and does a sliding dropkick into the back of Iniquity's shoulder...Iniquity slumps forward and the crowd jeer as Sozzey pushes his foot into Iniquity's shoulder and pulls back his arms. The unorthodox move has "The Malevolence One" roaring in anger and pain as his shoulder is pulled back, the crowd roar as Insane Wayne slowly climbs into the ring and walks meanacingly up behind Sozzey. Iniquity is red in the face trying not to tap out as Sozzey screams for him to quit...Mak is slumped on the ropes at the ring apron as Dom Stoate shouts warning to Sozzey. Chalres Galliant attemps to get Wayne out of the ring, but Sozzey stands up and Wayne grabs from behind and turns him around. Sozzey's eyes are as wide as an ocean as Wayne lifts him up and executes the Dead To The World! The whole ring shakes as Sozzey is laid out and Insane Wayne pulls himself up and walks away from Sozzey's crippled body trash talking.]

Sully: Ouch! That had to hurt.

JP: Good Lord! Good Lord! Insane Wayne just hit the Dead to the World on Sozzey....this match is over right now.

[Both Iniquity and Sozzey are down on the mat...Charles Galliant checks both of them and begins the count....1.....2.....3....Insane Wayne and Sky Blue start the crowd handclapping for Iniquity as the giant wrestler is still down.....4.......5.......Iniquity rolls over slightly, holding his shoulder.......6.......The crowd cheer as Iniquity begins to get up.......7.......He spots Sozzey down and rolls over looking for the cover......1......2.......3! The bell sounds as Sky Blue jumps for joy at ringside, Insane Wayne climbs down from the ring apron and begins to rummage under the ring.]

Peter Santos: And your winners and new Maximum Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions, Insane Wayne and Iniquity!

Sully: God damnit, no!

JP: What a win...these two are back on top of the MWF tag team division...look at Dom Stoate's face.

Sully: What's Insane Wayne doing under there?

[The crowd roar as Insane Wayne emerges from under the ring with two tables...they have Sozzey and Mak spraypainted on them. Dom Stoate's face is shocked as he hurriedly climbs into the ring, Iniquity is on his feet, holding his shoulder and Dom Stoate begins to punch away on the MWF Tag Team Champion! The crowd jeer as Stoate fires rights and lefts to Iniquity..."The Malevolence One" takes them before Insane Wayne slides into the ring with the two tables. He drops them and stares at Dom Stoate.]

JP: Here we go....these two men were involved in one hell of a match at MWF Nightmare, the first ever Office Room Brawl and it was chaotic to say the least.

Sully: It was insane! These two did almost everything there is to do in an office.

JP: Looks as if it isn't finished just yet, Stoate cheated to win again.

[Stoate roars and charges at Insane Wayne but the "Hardcore Living Legend" grabs the MWF's General Manager and restrains him. Iniquity gets the signal from Wayne and begins to set up the wooden tables, he sets them up right next to each other...carefully making sure the legs are locked out. Stoate begins to trash talk at Insane Wayne but Wayne gives another signal and the MWF's General Manager is sling-shotted into the ropes. He comes running back and both Insane Wayne and Iniquity grab him around the neck, Stoate screams as they hoist him in unison and the crowd explode as the double chokeslam sends the MWF's General Manager through the middle of both tables, smashing them to bits!]

Sully: Oh god...

JP:....That's what you call taking it to the maximum! Dom Stoate's just been put through two tables on this weeks Dynamite.

Sully: We've got new tag team champions and they really aren't making any friends.

JP: They don't need to make any friends, they have the MWF President as their friend.

Sully: Poor old Dom Stoate, he really does take a beating these days.

JP: It's not bad thing, considering what he's done in his time here in the MWF he more than deserves it.

[The crowd sudenly lets out a huge roar as Monster Magnet's "Big God" hits the PA system and "The Hardcore Icon" NomaD strides out onto the entrance way, mike in one hand and steel pole in another.]

Sully: He's back from New York already...that was one quick trip.

JP: I guess he's got his head back together, although I'm not sure if NomaD can ever claim to having a sane head in the first place.

Sully: I wouldn't want to sit next to him in high school that's for sure.

[The former MWF Xtreme Champion stands at the top of the entrance way, motioning for silence from the crowd as Insane Wayne and Iniquity stand staring at the lonely figure.]

NomaD: It appears, Iniquity and Insane Wayne that you have a little problem with me...and that's okay because I've got just as much of a problem with both of you.

[The crowd give a mixed reaction, not sure whether to cheer or jeer.]

NomaD: You see I've been away a little while in New York, or as you prefer to call it....a stinking hell hole attempting to get my head around what has been happening and what has been said. I am the former MWF Xtreme Champion and somehow you, Iniquity, seem to think you can just tread all over my pride with your size twenty two feet, well here's some news for you, YOU DAMN WELL CAN'T!

[The crowd roar with NomaD...Iniquity looks a little shocked at the anger in NomaD's voice.]

JP: He's mad, he's really mad.

Sully: I think it's all those voices in my head.

[NomaD has a sick smile on his face, he begins to laugh a little.]

NomaD: I'm back now, I'm really back. None of this MWF World Championship bullshit anymore, I am back to show these fans exactly why I'm called "The Hardcore Icon". I am sick and tired of all this bullshit, I want to get back to what I do best and that is wrestling my ass of in any damn arena I can find...whether it be in the ring, on the concrete in or someone's back garden I will beat the living hell out of ANYTHING THAT STANDS IN MY WAY! I don't care if it's almost eight feet tall and almost four hundred and fifty pounds, heck, I'll take both of you if you want me to.

[NomaD stops for breath, panting, Iniquity motions to Peter Santos to bring him a mike.]

NomaD: This is not about the gold, this is about my pride and my life. I am the "The Hardcore Icon" and I am going to prove it to every single man, woman and child in this arena tonight that I still have what it takes to smash any kind of weapon I can find over someone's head and that someone, will be you Iniquity, it'll be you.

[The crowd cheer for NomaD and a big "He's Hardcore!" chant goes around the arena, NomaD is still smiling as Iniquity has the mike.]

JP: I wonder how Iniquity's going to deal with this, these two men have a lot of heat between them.

Sully: Hopefully he'll arrange a time and a place for the two of them to kick the crap out of each other.

[Insane Wayne stands behind Iniquity, the MWF Tag Team Championship on his shoulder as the younger of the tag team speaks.]

Iniquity: Nice of you to finally come on down here and talk to me face to face NomaD....sorry, NomaD "The Hardcore Icon". It seems as if those voices in your head have returned, or should I say, voice....that voice NomaD, it's me. I am going to haunt you now NomaD, I am going to be there everytime you think that you are finally safe and I'm going to make you taste the pain.

[NomaD drops his mike and begins to walk down the entrance ramp, the fans are on their feet sensing a fight.]

Iniquity: You should show a little respect for me, I'm ranked above you now...I am one half of the MWF Tag Team Champions and I am going to move even further up into the bright lights of the Maximum Wrestling Federation once I've finished kicking your scrawny, Brooklyn, ass...

[NomaD is almost at the ring, his eyes fixed on Iniquity.]

Iniquity: Bring it on NomaD, bring your red haired, blue eyed excuse for a head on down here and I promise I'll plant it straight onto...

[The mike is knocked clean out of Iniquity's hand by NomaD and the crowd explode as the two men go at it...despite giving away almost two hundred pounds and two feet in height, NomaD pounds a right hand into the chest of Iniquity and sends him crashing into the turnbuckle. Insane Wayne takes a swing at NomaD but "The Hardcore Icon" ducks and with the steel pole in hand brings it up and smashes it into the face of Insane Wayne. Wayne falls to the mat as Iniquity comes charging out of the corner, aiming for NomaD and connects with a huge clothesline...Iniquity laughs as he grabs NomaD by the hair and looks to lift him up. NomaD reverses by a kick lashing into the knee of Iniquity, it brings Iniquity down to one knee and the crowd explode as "The Hardcore Icon" picks up the steel pole and dropkicks the pole into the face of Iniquity! The nose of Iniquity is split open and blood flows like a river from it.]

JP: Whoah! NomaD's really back with a purpose on Dynamite tonight, he knows exactly what he wants and that is Iniquity's blood to stain Peoria, Illinois.

Sully: I have a feeling it'll stain far more than that when this feud has finished.

JP: What's this?

[The MWF General Manager Dom Stoate is being helped up by Sozzey and Mak, all three men are hurt but they stagger to their feet and NomaD turns to face them. The crowd jeer seeing "Divine Intervention" up and NomaD standing there...Dom Stoate smiles and walks over to NomaD, holding his leg. The MWF's General Manager extends his hand to NomaD and the crowd are jeering madly with rage...but the jeers turn to cheers as NomaD takes the hand, pulls Dom Stoate close and does a standing clothesline to knock Stoate out of his boots.]

Sully: Good Lord! Dom Stoate can't take much more of this punishment!

JP: He sure as hell can't, NomaD wasn't for a second going to join "Divine Intervention", they always try to turn a situation to their advantage.

Sully: The sign of a good manager that.

[Sozzey and Mak attempt NomaD, hitting him with right and left hands...NomaD takes the blows and the crowd roar as he grabs Sozzey and throws him into the turnbuckle. NomaD punches Mak full in the face and the second member of "Kronik" is sent into the turnbuckle to join his tag team partner, the cameras flash as NomaD runs across and leaps, sending himself into both Sozzey and Mak, knocking them to the mat. NomaD rolls away and grabs the steel pole, trash talking the crowd he raises the pole to the roaring crowd.]

JP: What a return we've seen form NomaD and I reckon this won't be the last we've seen of him and Iniquity...

Sully:...Or him and Sozzey and Mak, and Stoate.

JP: NomaD's not exactly making any friends but with such a viscous streak inside of him he might not even need any,

Sully: You saw what happened when he had friends before, the "Untouchables", fat lot of good that was.

JP: The MWF has brought you the best action tonight, it's been fifty not out for Dynamite and one hell of a show.

Sully: It'll be fifty-one next week and it could be even better than this one.

JP: I doubt that, it's been a night of some real extreme action and some great wrestling.

Sully: Celebrations all round if you are a member of "Twisted Vision"....but if you're not, there will be vengeance to come.

JP: Goodnight!

This was the MWF's 50th Dynamite edition and it makes me proud to say that. Thank you to everyone over the past 12 months who has helped make Dynamite the show it is today, it's taken a lot of words but I think we can safely say we have a great Monday night lined up week after week (The odd bad one here and there!). I hope we'll make it a century if we all work hard in the future. Thanks again!