MWF Xtreme Champion; The Hobo

Versus

Mak

Singles Match

Writer: Jon Beavers

[Pyros explode and the arena goes silent. Just as the pyro display stops, the arena lights go

down. The words �Kronik� and "Mak" appear in a blinking rotation on the �Tron and �Numb�

by Linkin Park suddenly starts. From out of the back comes 1/2 of the possible greatest duos

to ever step foot in an MWF ring.  The crowd is going nuts. He walks down the ramp towards the

ring, shaking hands with a few fans. He rolls into the ring, not even bothering with the steps and

climbs the bottom turnbuckle. He raises his arms as the flashbulbs go off, capturing the moment

for all eternity within an avid fans memories.]

JP:  Great to see Mak here tonight, the duo of Kronik most assuredly rested up and ready to go.

Sully:  These guys have been a major thorn in the side of the Master Plan.


["One Of A Can" hits in the arena as The Extreme Champion, Hobo, comes out tith his half of the

 tag-team championship belts on his shoulder, and his extreme belt around his waist.  He's not

alone though, as Tempest struts out from behind the curtain with him.   They make their way to

the ring, as Mak looks a bit unhappy to see Tempest at ringside.]

 

Sully: Now we got the Hall of Famer, the one, the only, the legendary Hobo. This is going to be

one hell of a match.
 

JP: The only thing legendary about Hobo is his smell.  He is a vile, and despicable man.

 

[The two men circle around the ring, Mak runs in and nails the double Champion with a big boot to

the face, flattening him onto the ring.  The Hobo gets up immediately from the assault.  Mak grabs

him and performs an Irish Whip to the turnbuckle, the Hobo reverses it!  Mak hits the turnbuckle.]

 

JP: What a reversal! Even after such a hit.

 

[Hobo runs at Mak, going for a clothesline. But no! Mak gets a boot up and hits the Hobo again in

the face and sending flat on his back.  Mak picks him up, and Hobo fires a right hand, Mak blocks,

and fires one of his own, but Hobo blocks, and thumbs Mak in the eye.  Mak staggers, and Hobo

whips him, rather effectively, into the opposite turnbuckles.  Hobo comes over, and begins

stomping Mak into the corner.  During the onslaught, Mak grabs Hobos' foot and twists him over,

locking an ankle lock.  Hobo screams in pain, as Tempest runs around the ring, pulling Hobos' arm

to the rope, The referee calls for a break in the hold, and the ref begins yelling at Tempest.  Mak

slides outside, and chases Tempest, but Tempest slides back into the ring. His belt falls off as he

scurries back out, and turns with the referee yelling at him.  Mak has re-entered the ring, but is

met by Hobo, who has the belt.]

Sully: Hit him! Hit him!

JP: That will get him disqualified.

Sully: Who cares, I want to see Kronik get beat again, cause it never gets old Hit Him!

 

[That's exactly what happens, with the referee yelling at Tempest, Hobo blasts Mak with the belt,

 sending him down in a crumpled heap, Hobo skips the belt out of the ring, and falls to his back,

as the referee turns around.  He surveys the two, Maks' forhead is split, and Hobo appears to be

dazed. The referee begins the double count.  1... 2... 3... 4... 5... Hobo begins to stir, and he crawls

over to the turnbuckles, he begins a rather rapid ascent.  He makes it to the top, and turns.  He hits

the Spare Change Splash with ease, but rolls off, grabbing his ribs, gasping for breath.  Mak looked

like it might as well have been a truck that fell on him. A puddle from the gash in his head has

formed in a pool on the mat.]

JP: Look at all that blood. Somebody stop the damn match

Sully:  This is what being an MWF Champion is all about here folks.

[Hobo catches his breath, and rolls over onto Mak.  He covers for the pin. One... two....]

JP: My God! He kicked out! I can't believe it!

 

[Mak is rolling to the outside of the ring, tying to regain himself. But Hobo, after a moment of

completely being stunned follows, grabbing him and whipping him into the steel steps, sending

Mak head over heels to the concrete.  Hobo grabs Mak by the hair and drags him back into the

ring.  Stumbling about the ring and rebounding from the ropes he delivers one of the worst

looking leg drops in the history of the sport.  Tempest hops up on the Apron with a mic, and the

referee rushes over to him.]

Tempest: Finish it!  Finish it NOW!

[Hobo as been grinding away at the hamburger looking forehead of Mak.  With the second

interference, wasting no time by running down to the ring, Sozzey runs across the ring, and

leaps at Tempest, taking him down with rights and lefts. ]

JP: WOO HOO! REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED!

[Inside the ring, Hobo sends Mak into the ropes, and has to quickly dodge a big boot he points to

his head, but turns around as a very bloody Mak clobbers him with a clothesline.  Mak drops a

standing elbow,  He picks Hobo up, kicks him in the gut, and slaps him around the head area. 

Hobo tries to fight back with a blow to the face, but is met with another thunderous clothesline. 

He now picks up the Champion and delivers a huge powerbomb.]

Sully: NO! COME ON! GET UP HOBO! THIS ISN'T FAIR! THIS ISN'T FAIR!

JP: MY GOD! THIS IS CARNAGE!

[The referee, is looking at the carnage both inside the ring, and out and calls for the announcer. 

While Mak looks like he's just been on Blind Date with Freddy Krueger, Hobo looking like he was

just hit by a car, and Sozzey and Tempest still beating the Hell outta each other outside the ring,

Santos calls out.]

Peter Santos: The referee has determined that the BOTH Sozzey AND Tempest must be removed

from ringside, before the match continues.

[A slew of referees and stagg come down, seperating the two partners, and begin escorting the two

 men up the ramp. Tempest up the ramp first, shouting "It's not over" at Sozzey, who's still trying

to get at him.  In the ring, Mak tosses Hobo into the corner and goes to town on him.  The Hobo is

fighting back, however, with chops and upper cuts.  Mak then grabs him though, and and lifts him

up with a bearhug, and slams him down with such force, that he bounces back up to his feet. ]

Sully: HOLY ( BEEP )!

JP: The sheer power of this man is UNCANNY!

[Mak yells at the Hobo, yelling at him to get up, and as he does, Mak delivers the Mak Drive, impaling

Hobo to the mat. Hobo twitches a bit, and a blood soaked Mak makes the cover. 1... 2... 3!!!]

Peter Santos: Here is your winner, MAK!

JP: He did it!!  He did it!! Mak just dismantled the Hobo!

Sully: Big deal, no titles on the line, single or tag, I say The Master Plan are the real winners here, 

Kronik, alone or together,  is just no match for The Master Plan!

JP: What a night it's been, folks.  Every match a highlight, every star it top form. Maybe Wayne does

have things under control, as far as the upcoming PPV with WEW is concerned.

Sully: Of course he does!  Walkers just being a pompous ass.

JP: Yeah, I'm sure glad I don't work alongside one of those all week long.

---Commercial Break---

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