versus

"The Player" Ace Spade

Singles Match

Referee: Chad Pattison

["Sleep now in the Fire" by Rage against the Machine, hits the PA system as Seth Caliko coolly makes his way onto the top of the ramp to some cheer's from the fans.]

Peter Santos: Weighing in at 230 pounds from Long Island, New York, The Innovator of Impossible' Seth Caliko!

[As he approaches the ring, he makes a running slide under the bottom rope and stands, posing to the crowd.]

JP: This should be one incredible match pitting two great wrestlers against each other, I wonder if Ace Spade is up to the task of Seth?

Sully: He better be... I've got my money on him tonight.

["Idioteque" hits as the fans begin to boo. As the light approaches it shows non-other then Ace Spade in his usual attire as he makes his way down the ramp.]

Peter Santos: Weighing in at 230 pounds, from Hollywood California, 'The Player' Ace Spade!

Sully: Yeah! Now that's what I'm talking about! Go Spade.

JP: You know Sully, you're supposed to be impartial here, and perhaps you should just quit your job as a commentator and become Ace's servant.

Sully: God knows I've tried.

JP: Why don't you sit down and stop clapping, and while you're at it, shut, the help up!

Sully: Oh, you're gonna be in trouble if Spade hears you.

[Caliko steps onto the out side of the ring as Ace steps in. Caliko begins throwing poses at the fans again, Spade's patience wears out and he runs at Caliko throwing a hard knee into the centre of his back. Caliko flies off the apron and lands on the retaining wall that holds back the fevered fans. Ace Spade quickly jumps over the top rope, doing a hand plant on the apron and landing smoothly on his feet on the floor. He approaches the stunned Seth Caliko, and grabs a handful of his dark hair; pulling him back and driving him face first into the steel.]

JP: That's not fair! How dare he assault Seth in such an underhanded manner!

Sully: It was fully planned don't worry.

[After driving him face first into the barrier a couple more times Ace moves back, Seth wanders away in a stunned haze. From behind, Spade grabs one of the many wires and wrapping it around throat, he begins to choke the life out of him. Caliko begins going down to one knee as referee Chad Pattison begins admonishing Spade for using the cord. Ace Spade releases his grasp and grabs Chad by the shirt. He shoves Chad away and turns back to Seth who quickly grabs him by the front of his tights and slingshots him head first into the ring stairs.]

Sully: Oh my God, Seth may have just broken Spades neck! That's surly a disqualification right there.

JP: I can't believe how much damage these men have thrown at each other in such a short period of time! Sully the match hasn't started.

[Slowly, Caliko regains his feet and pushes hair out of his already sweat stained face. He approaches the fallen Spade and picks him up. Spade is nearly out on his feet as Caliko rolls him back into the ring and follows. The ring bell sounds, officially starting the match. Caliko stalks his fallen opponent spitting profanities and racial slurs at him. Slowly he picks up and slaps him in the face. Spade's eyes blaze open and his left hand suddenly shoots out and clamps on Caliko's throat. Caliko is too stunned to believe Spade could regain his senses so quickly, and does nothing as Spade grabs him and presses his body over his head. Holding him there for several seconds, Spade finally releases him, allowing Caliko's body to fall forward, landing gut first on Spade's extended knee in a gutbuster. As Caliko rolls around holding his stomach and screaming in pain, it is Spade's turn to stalk his opponent taunting him.]

Sully: Caliko has asked for it, now he has to deal with one pissed off Spade

JP: No...!

Sully: Hey look, a pink haired nun walking a three-legged goat!

JP: Where?

Sully: Moron.

[Spade mounts Caliko, locking his legs over his waist and around his thighs and begins to bash his face with horrific intensity, brutal left and right followed by another brutal left and right. Again Chad approaches Spade and attempts to get him to stop his onslaught of closed fists. The momentary distraction allows Seth Caliko instincts to kick in, and his hand lunges up, fingers catching hold of Spade's eyes sockets and viciously raking them. Spade stands, turning away and holding his eyes, as Caliko follows him up and Irish whips him across the ring. Bouncing off the ropes, Spade returns and is met by a hard elbow block by Caliko. Spade stumbles, but does not fall as Caliko moves in and grabbing him by the waist turns him dropping him into a side backbreaker. He follows with several stomps to the head and chest, then pushing Chad out of the way he slides under the bottom rope, pushes Peter Santos out of his chair, folds it and slides back into the ring with it. As he approaches the slowly rising Spade, he cocks back intending to slam the chair into his back. But Chad grabs the chair as it reaches the peak of its back swing, time enough for Spade to nail Caliko with a lunging head butt to the stomach. Caliko releases his grip on the chair and falls over in pain as Spade springs to his feet and grabs him around the waist lifting him and driving him down with a side walk slam... Both men fall to the mat for a few seconds, Ace's grin is apparent. Spade grabs Caliko and lifting him up, he sets him up into a superplex position on the top rope. He scales the turnbuckles as well, and begins setting him up. Caliko, throws a few punches into Spade's side and pushes him off. However, Spade lands awkwardly on his feet, and recovers before Caliko can get off the top rope. He leaps, grabbing Seth's head, pulling him off with a bulldog. Ace gets back up and leans against the ropes, as Caliko gets back to his feet. Ace runs at him and attempts another bulldog, but runs into a super kick to his jaw.]

JP: Seth will be looking to finish things off now...

[Caliko is a little dazed as he gets up; he walks over to the corner nearest to Ace and climbs up, after a few second he waits as Ace begins to get back to his feet. Ace gets back up and looks around as he does so Caliko jumps of the top rope smashing into Ace with a dropkick. Sending Ace straight back down, Caliko gets straight back to his feet as Ace crawls on his hands. Caliko takes a step back before coming back in with a football kick to Ace's midsection. Ace turns onto his stomach as Seth cover's...]

JP: This could be it that was a nice combo by Seth there.

[Seth cover's as Chad starts the count, 1...2...]

Sully: Yes...

JP: How did Ace get his shoulder up?

[Seth rolls onto his back. Both men start to get to their feet at the same time. Ace manages to get up first as he slams a forearm into the back of Caliko. This doesn't stop Seth, as Ace moves back and slams another this time down below as Seth bounces up and down, before falling face first to the mat.]

Sully: Not the royal jewels!

JP: Looks like Seth's treasury has been busted! That must have been a low blow.

[Spade signals to the fans that he's about to use his devastating finisher, but they return by booing him. He picks up Caliko for the Royal Flush, but Caliko knees his in the gut as Ace lets go, and falls to his knees. Caliko takes a few seconds to regain his balance from the low blow, as he does so; he jumps up and hits Ace with the Cali kick to the back of the head. Ace falls down and Seth covers. 1...2... No Ace kicks out again.]

JP: How is Ace doing this, Seth is kicking him everywhere.

Sully: Because he's ace, full stop.

[Seth quickly gets to his feet as Ace slowly does the same. Seth locks Ace in a front face lock and lifts him up and drives him down back face first in an inverted suplex. Ace falls back down to the mat, as Seth picks him up and hits a snap suplex, keeping his grip lock he pulls Ace onto his shoulder's and delivers the KO from Cali. He cover's as Chad counts, 1...2... 3! Seth Caliko leaps to his feet and taunts to the fans, Ace Spade is laid out holding his head.]

JP: What a win for Seth Caliko!

Sully: God damnit, Ace Spade was robbed.

Peter Santos: The winner of this match, Seth Caliko!