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[As the MWF fans sit and watch, the Maxi-tron kicks into action.
The screen flickers until it finally reaches a dark view. The scene
in front of us is a scene of a graveyard. The cemetery is misty and
not that much can be seen apart from outlines of stones. It is an
eerie sight. The camera begins to zoom in. As it zooms we are greeted
by the outline of man, but only from waist down. In fact, it may not
even be a man. The scene seems to be from behind the character in
question. The mist swirls around the grave in which the pair of legs
are stood on. His red suit trousers are bright and can be= easily
made out through the thick mist. As we watch on a little closer a
trickling noise can be heard. With that, a puddle begins to form in
front of the guy's feet as piss drops to the grassy floor. After a
few moments, the noise stops, the action stops. The man begins to
walk away, seemingly leaving the gravestone. As the camera zooms in
to study the gravestone further, we become aware what the stone is
inscribed with. The name "Father John Ramsey" can be seen through the
mist. On top of the gravestone is the only reminded of the suspects
disgusting antics, a red rose lays unaware in the cold, misty night.]
JP: That was disgusting!
Sully: I have to admit, that was absolutely
vile.
JP: There needs to be an inquiry
called...how can someone do such a thing?
Sully: Taking a piss on the grave of a
priest...
JP: ...he was a fine wrestler to.
Sully: The church will be in uproar that the
MWF even broadcast such a terrible act.
JP: I know who it might be...
Sully: ...who?
JP: That redneck! Jeff X from WEW, he and
Father John Ramsey never saw eye to eye...he is just the sort of evil
bastard who would do something like this.
Sully: That's nonsense.
JP: Why?
Sully: Because Jeff X is touring with WEW,
why would he make all that time and effort to go and take a leak on
Father John Ramsey's grave. I think we need a break before JP says
anything stupid.
--- Commercial Break: Will the MWF wrestlers survive? WEW
issued an open challenge and some responded...MWF is set to feature
once again in the WEW's plans (www.wewefed.com) ---
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