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"Paddy Punch" The Hobo and Enigma w/MWF General Manager Dom Stoate

Handicap Match

Referee: Chad Pattison

Writer: John Pingel

JP: Alright now let's move onto our handicap match of the evening. I've never been a fan of these kinds of matches�.

Sully: What are you talking about?! These matches are great! Wildfire is going to get the crap kicked out of him.

JP: By two other guys, that isn't fair.

Sully: It's not about fair, it's about winning.

JP: Well, I can't argue that point�.

["The Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson blasts over the loud speaker as Wildfire makes his way to the ring to a huge ovation. He looks all business as he rolls into the ring and awaits his opponents.]

Peter Santos: This match is scheduled for one fall and is a handicap match. In the ring at this moment in time, weighing in at 210 pounds, Wildfire!

["Youth of a Nation" by P.O.D.plays and Enigma emerges from the curtain followed by The Hobo and the MWF GM Dom Stoate.]

Peter Santos: And his opponent's, being lead to the ring by MWF General Manager Dom Stoate, at a combined weight of 443 pounds, The Hobo and Enigma!

JP: This is absurd. This is not a two on one match; it's a three on one match!

Sully: No way, Dom Stoate is a gentlemen and a scholar, he would not interfere in this match. He's only out here because these fans don't support either The Hobo or Enigma, so he will support them himself!

[The Hobo walks around to the other side of the ring by JP & Sully, and Enigma stays in front of the entrance ramp. Wildfire is staring down Enigma, but realizes that The Hobo is behind him. He tries to look at both men at the same time, and stays ready for an attack. Dom Stoate distracts Wildfire, and The Hobo slides into the ring and tackles Wildfire down to the ground.]

JP: So our General Manager is just hear to watch this match, right Sully?

Sully: What are you talking about? He was just saying hello to Wildfire, Dom Stoate cares about the talent!

JP: The Hobo is working over Wildfire in the ring�

[The Hobo is chopping Wildfire's chest in the corner but Wildfire pushes him off. Hobo tries to go back into the corner but the referee back him off, mean while Enigma chokes Wildfire with the tag rope.]

Sully: I knew those tag ropes were good for something.

JP: Enigma is just asking to be disqualified.

[Wildfire manages to get an elbow into the side of Enigma's face, but Hobo clotheslines him hard and tags in Enigma. They both whip Wildfire into the ropes, and goes for a high back body drop, but Wildfire holds on to their heads and drops back into a double DDT. The Hobo rolls onto the outside, but Enigma isn't as lucky. Enigma gets back up to his feet, and Wildfire hits a big drop kick directly into the chest of Enigma. This blow sends him through the middle rope and to the outside.]

JP: Wildfire picking up the pace here. He needs to keep one man down on the outside and work the other man over. That's the only way I see him gaining a victory in this match up.

[Both The Hobo and Enigma are on the outside regaining their footing, but Wildfire hits a suicide plancha onto both men. The crowd goes wild as Wildfire gets right back up and throws Enigma back into the ring and goes for the cover: 1�2�kick out.]

Sully: He is going to have to do a lot more than that to keep down Enigma!

[Wildfire sends Enigma into the ropes, and bounces of the ropes himself, but is tripped by Dom Stoate.]

JP: Oh come on!

[Enigma drops an elbow onto the back of Wildfire before he can get back up. Enigma picks Wildfire back up and pushes him into the corner where The Hobo awaits a tag. Which he receives, and both men finally hit the back body drop they were looking to hit earlier. The Hobo goes for the pin: 1�2.. kick out. The Hobo sends a series of right hands to the side of Wildfire's face, then begins to choke him. The referee issues the five count and Hobo lets go, but then begins to choke him once again. Hobo breaks before the five count once again. Hobo hits a leg drop and pins Wildfire once again: 1�2.. kick out.]

JP: Hobo is getting frustrated here. He tags back into Enigma. They are working very well as a tag team here, this being their second time tagging up. That's really all I will give them.

[Enigma goes for a power bomb, but Wildfire reverses it into a back body drop. Enigma gets back up, dazed, and he is met with a huge boot to the face from Wildfire. Both men are down.]

JP: Desperation moves by Wildfire, maybe it can buy him some time here.

Sully: For what? A tag? He's all alone; there is no one to help him!

[Both men get to their feet after a six count by the referee. Enigma goes for a punch, but it's blocked by Wildfire, who hits a right hand of his own. Enigma goes for another right hand, but that one is blocked as well, and Wildfire hits another right hand. Wildfire then clothesline's Enigma down to the ground and begins choking him! The referee issues a five count and Wildfire breaks the count, and then kicks Enigma in the throat.]

JP: Man! Wildfire's getting pissed off here. He needs to keep control of his temper if he wants to get a win over these two men.

[Wildfire drop toe holds Enigma into the middle rope. The Hobo made a blind tag and the referee saw it. Wildfire bounces off the ropes to hit the 619, but Dom Stoate grabs a hold of his legs once again. Wildfire kicks Dom in the face and turns back around, only to be met by a super kick from Enigma. The Hobo is already on the top rope, and as soon as Wildfire falls to the ground he hits the Spare Change Splash. The cover: ...1.....2�3!]

Peter Santos: And your winners, through pinfall, The Hobo and Enigma!

JP: Damnit!

Sully: JP! You are supposed to be un bias!

JP: How can you be un bias when you've got three guys against one guy?! Un bias my ass, Wildfire was screwed here tonight by not one man, not two men, but three men. One of them is our General Manager, and can someone please tell me why we can't have fair management here?!

Sully: Calm down JP!

JP: Sorry, sometimes I just can't help myself. It was a great effort by Wildfire, but in the end the numbers game got the best of him. Let's move on before my personal comments come out again.

Sully: That's the best idea I've heard all night.

[The MWF General Manager and his two stooges make their way up the entrance ramp...the crowd jeering them loudly as they leave Wildfire picking himself up in the ring and wondering what just happened. He scratches his head in disbelief as the MWF fades to a commercial break.]

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