"get your big dark sunglasses out..just tell them you fell down the stairs - 18 times."
maura: the irish fest is in a couple weeks..i'm going to the greek fest this weekend.
johnny: did you say 'geek?'
maura: no, greek. every week's a geek fest for maura...
"geek..as a kid..a goat..you grew-up playing 'barnyards and bulls.'"
maura: they'll be driving and hear your siren scream -
johnny: - and crash into the mediterrarean sea.."
"changing characters and scenes, plots and themes"
- marino
"whatever happens, happens."
- cowboy bebop
"i am currently having my brain systematically fried and heated to a liquidy pulp, while my head gets beaten hard enough for my brain to ooze out. i will get back to you after my final."
"you can't have a 'couple-sum.'
- sarah l
"what i learned in college: thinking about writing your paper and then watching televison does not actually write the paper."
- merriam
"what fools these mortals be."
- the day the earth stood still
"revenge is a dish best served cold."
- klingon proverb
"don't ever say never, because you never know." [read it twice]
"come-on ppl, we need a team cheer..fbi on three...ready...go...fbi!!"
- phuong
sean: have you guys seen or heard any new jokes?
liz: yeah! this morning when i saw topher's face, i laughed for like 15 minutes!
topher: yeah, but that's an old joke.
i was drivin faster through the appilacians/ i could see / the world go out below me / in the sun / you should know by now that someone's always been there / long before ya / never gonna be the only one / honey i'm sure / that you've been in love before / plenty of men have held high places in your eyes / jealousy has got no use for me / the past is beautiful / like the darkness / between the fireflies
- "darkeness between the fireflies," mason jennings
maura: i've heard too much explicit stuff, lately.
jessica: oh yeah? is it sexplicit?
"look jessica, i'm pullin a gabriel!"
- me [van helsing humor]
"oh peter, you're the height of just too muchery."
- cleveland, family guy
i have studied "abroad - or two."
- futurama
brittney [looking for something to draw]:: dave, do you have a human skull?
mr. johnson: yeah, don't we all?
becca: t's waberjawed, see?
me: [hiding a baffled expression] it's...waberja-
becca: it's crooked, look!
chris: i can feel my chi burning
becca: better get that checked
"sweet enola gay!"
- david
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