"i've got a fevah...and its only perscription..is more cow bell."
- christopher walken
"and sometimes they'll show you the light/ in the strangest places/ if you look at it/ in the right way"
- brad noel of sublime
"...be there or be a four sided equalatoral polygon."
"if you were a hooker and dirty dreams counted, i'd owe you millions."
"i'm..dreamin..of a white..woman..just like the one i used to know..."
DamncrAZN: lets make whoopie
maurinsky: whoopie is hard to make
DamncrAZN: well im asian i will make it cheaper faster n more reliable
maurinsky: lol you damncrazn
DamncrAZN: and i love u 2
maurinsky: u smooth talker u
"yawning instills excitement."
- bernice
"just imagine...if you were my homework, i'd be doing you right now on top of my desk, concentrating on how easy you are!"
- JDWill87's away msg
"well maura, i'm off like a prom dress. cya."
chris: make way for the mayor's trash cans!
maura: the mayor lives there? you'd think the mayor'd have more prestigious trash cans.
chris: no he wouldn't! he's the mayor, not supreme ruler of the universe!
"what comes before part b? part-ay!"
- antonio
"literature drives the ordinary to be extraordinary."
"you are like the fresh idea card of vocabulary."
"relax, maura, don't have kittens."
- craig
insurance salesman: well, surely you can't put a price on your family's piece of mind.
homer: i wouldn't have thought so either, but here we are.
"almost anything is easier to get into than out of."
- agnes allen
"all cannot live on the piazza, but everyone may enjoy the sun."
- italian proverb
"the only thing i cannot resist is temptation."
- oscar wilde
"grass so green/ sky so blue/ spectre is great!"
- norther winslow, of big fish
sarah l's "ahh!" translates to: "can't you see? the ball is coming towards you! why do you still stand upon the ladder?" look out!"
"infinitley interesting"
- "echo," incubus
"you need courage to be happy...passionate courage."
- terence blanchard
prince: is there a problem?
marquis: no, no, i am very french!
- strauss's die fledermaus
"war can only exist where there is an absence of love, and unfortunately, it's as hard to find love in politics as it is to find LSD fortified with calcium."
- joshua, in response to my free write on war
"so it goes."
"god grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, courage, to change the things i can, and the wisdom always to tell the difference."
- slaughter house five
- cowboy bebop
"tappa tappa tappa!"
- carter
maura: it throws everyone off.
bernice: oh no, we're all thrown off! off the wagon!
maura: the wagon of being.. on?
bernice: being on and off - in both respects!
"[charlie sees a cigarette but thrown on the ground.] 'well f--- my ozone.'"
- liz, quoting me, myself, and irene
"t.w.i.t.a. (that's what i'm talkin about!)"
- sequoia
"g.o.! get out!"
- bev
'soul opening like an overripe avacado...languid as a woman's stride. after time, i've learned to fall sideways."
- louis rodregeus, poet and guest speaker "i remember hangin out and drinking milkshakes...but people change, and milkshakes melt.."
- "good will hunting," ludo
"k.i.s.s. technique: keep it simple, students."
"if you find yourself dozing off, don't fall into the table saw, or you'll never wake up...or if you do, you'll wish you hadn't."
- vance bell, art and shop teacher
hai (weird): what turns you on?
melissa (annoyed): you.
hai:...oh..?
"gotta keep on keepin on."
- phuc
"daaaamnniiiit!"
- jessica
"smack!"
- diana
second helpin
