| Top 9 ways to get your ass kicked by all the Astruar at a pagan gathering 1. Run around the Asatruar information booth chanting "Odiin Wodin bo bodin, banana fanna fo fodin . . " 2. Walk up to each one, hold out your arms to hud them and say, "May you walkin love adn light with the Lord and Lady by your side, Blessed Be!" and then run! 3. Shout, " Wiccans Rule, Asatru drool!" 4. Walk up to all the Asatruar women one at a time and say, " Let's invoke Loki and go make some mischeif." 5. Ask the men at the Asatruar information booth, " Are you a solitary or in a coven." 6. Get on the loud speaker and say, " I just wanted to say thank you to everyone for coming, and remind the vendors not to sell meade to any of the Asatruar, Thank you!" Then snicker, wickedly laugh and run away. 7. Tell them, "Runes are so dumb, I mean how smart do you have to be to carve a stupide little symbol on a stone?" Then run! 8. Walk up to a few of the Asatruar men and whisper, "Hey, I heard that Asatry women were really slutty!" 9. Say in an Andrew Dice Clay kinda voice, " "Hey, Odin was a pussy!" |
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