Book of the Boatism
1.1 Storms are dangerous to a boatist, but not as dangerous as the sharp rocks stormy
seas smooth."
1.2 A good Boat and A loyal crew can
handle the roughest of sea's
1.3 Sometimes even the with the greatest
boat a Boatist must port, cut away the rot, and start
a new with some fresh timber
1.4 Never has a Boastist
exclaimed; "I have far too much rope"
1.5 A Boatist
at port longs for the sea. A Boatist at sea longs for
the horizon. A Boatist at the Horizon is not a Boatist at all, but is instead a lying Braggart Landman.
1.6Life could be worse.
Instead of complaining about your problems you could be treading water
1.7 The Boat is not
half full of water, it is Half empty
1.8 Always smell the milk before you eat
the coconut
2.1 Once you're on the
water, stop thinking about whether or not your boat is sea worthy. It no longer matters.
-Boatist
of the north-