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| THE 17 TH ANNIVERSARY OF MATTEO |
| To celebrate 17 wonderful years of everyone's beloved hero Matt, people came from far and wide to show their gratitude and get sufficiently ruined. Again the place of gathering was Transmission in Chatham/Gillingham and it was the first time the 'suicide drink' was implemented, much to Matt's enjoyment/death. |
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| The evening began at fort Rowland, Mark's personal mansion. Here can be seen Stuart and Zoe looking happy and normal and Mark. |
| Here is the gang waiting for a bus to the Pentagon, Chatham. Grant had just Moonied at Matt (cameraman) who in turn threw up at the sight of his hairy cheeks. Grant then hid in shame. |
| All that jigging around on the bus caused the bladders of some to need a bit of emptying, here Chris is seen enjoying a private moment in a make-shift toilet (the bus stop). |
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| Much to everyone's surprise and delight, who should turn up but the Carr man himself and his lovely ladyfriend Kimmy. They had come all the way from Croydon to see their good friend Matt. Yeah right Russell, you'll do anything for a piss up. |
| Nice picture, Russ! |
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| Next person to show up was old Uncle Sam the man seen here (left) with that bumbling oaf Grant. The Boltak can be seen behind fiddling about. |
| The whole group seen here (apart from Zoe who unfortunately had to go home a bit earlier). Don't know why Bolton was so scared, maybe he's never seen a camera before? Stuart on the left there with his 'woman-thing'. "She's gonna eat ya!" I hear you cry. |
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| It was time for Matt's secret present, a drink named 'suicide' which would change his life for the next 4 hours. It was made from the most potent ingredients, such as Vodka, Jack Daniels, Malibu and Archers. Matt managed to drink it in 2 goes but aledgedly "the taste was fouler than Mark's armpits!" |
| ...and 20 minutes afterwards. |
| On the way home, Chris found a car wash which he went inside and did something rude. |
| Last of all, the gang decided to "walk home on their chins". This suggestion would take them many days to reach their destination and so they caught a taxi home instead, after which they were tucked up in bed by their mummies. |
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