| Greetings traveller! Ho ho there be some stories to tell, here be some pictures of me finest friends at their most worst times. Let Old Paul guide you through these here drawins'. |
| 18TH YEAR OF THE BOLTAK |
| Random man appearing out of the gents. The smile possibly indicates he was pleased by some womankind. |
| For the commemoration of 18 years of Mark Bolton aka the Boltak, first a house party was thrown at his own residence. Later, the group trekked to a far away land known as 'Chatham'. It was here where they went to a place called 'subs' (or Transmission to those proper folk). |
| And so the night begins with this wonderful expression given here by Mark Rowland aka Alabama Man. The Boltaques relatives were very impressed, and asked him to demonstrate the beer hat many times, of which Mark was very happy to oblige. Consequently Mark got very pissed and fell over a lot. |
| Immense speeds were reached in the trolley as is indicated by the expression here on young Matthew. No, Grant wasn't doing something else which i'm sure you are all wondering. |
| The writing on his face reads: 'Superest dancer, ugliest Fucker'. |
| Next, some of the group decided to draw on their faces (ie Mark). This was totally pointless and somewhat childish, but it seemed like a good idea at the time. |
| This is Chris walkin down the street toward 'TRANSMISSION' from the Pentagon bus station. He was so pissed that he'd even stopped drinking alcohol as is indicated by the lucozade bottle in his hand. Chris subsequently puked up his stomach lining the next day. |
| The group were overjoyed when they stumbled across a vehicle known as 'the trolley'. Immediately the Boltak got straight in and ordered us to push him around. |
| After all that high speed malarky, the trolley ran out of gas so we refueled the vehicle at a service station. We made Mark pay for the petrol. |
| The bouncers are very strict at Transmission so Bolton brought his "I am 18 today" badges as proof of identity. Mark just used his charm. |
| Press to hear Mark Fart |
| Press to hear Paul vomit |
| Press to hear Grant do a grunt |
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| Matt's 17th... |