| Things of the week |
| Or whenever we can be bothered to think |
| Picture: |
| Quote: "M-M-M-M-M-MEOOWWMEOOWMEOOW!... (Right into the unsuspecting face of Ms Jones) - Paul Webber |
| Hairstyle: Definitely my mullet that is growing... |
| Band: Tool |
| Stud: Russell Carr, seen here hacking away into my computer files. He does it with such style and elegance. |
| Website: DiagnosisMurder.co.uk |
| Babe: It was a close one between Zoe Warwick and Zoe Louise Warwick but in the end it was THE Zoe Warwick that pulled through! |
| Paulo of the week: Paulo 'Lance' Malwebbio |
| Arse: Matt Simes |
| Slag: MISS Morgan - I just love to hate that bitch, her hair of golden straw, boots of leather fetish, rolls of flowing skin and complexion of gravel pit- a wonder to behold! |
| Gimp: Stephen 'Curly' Crook for having more curls in his hair than girls Mark Rowland has charmed. |
| Thing of the week: Watching Diagnosis Murder when they all got fired for no reason. How I wept for poor Mark Sloane, he looked so upset! Nevermind, im sure it'll all be fixed tomorrow in the conclusion. |
| HAUS |
| Geek of the week: Bartholemew Oliver Quentin Ren (Yes that name does exist). |
| Ah look at those two. So happy! Their jaw's have even hyper-extended to portray their undenyable happiness! |
| "Watch the X-Files in April on a Friday sometime on sky one. It's a new series and it's BRILLIANT!!" - Zoe |
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