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Matt and Pauls' body parts
(featuring Mark the Manbeast)
One day Paul said to Matt "Dude, look at my ass! Do ya like it?"
"No way man!" Matt exclaimed. "Look at mine, it's so much more firm and feminine!"
"The spots, the spots, check em out," Paul screeched obviously enjoying the situation just a little bit too much. "It's so hairy as well!".....
...and out popped his little man-friend.
A sly grin appeared upon the face of Matt. He knew he could beat Paul on this one. "Check out this big boy!"
At that point Mark burst into the room. "Wh..w..... what's going on guys?" They explained to him they were merely comparing asses and simply got carried away. "W..Well did you know that the sun shines outta my ass," said Mark sheepishly. "PROVE IT" Matt and Paul said in unison, so he did.
And of course Mark never one not to  participate in anything, whipped out his jumbo hotdog. It was soooo big it didn't even fit in the camera shot, all you can see here is the stem.
That concluded this episode, Mark had clearly beaten these two infidels and hence the expression "You won't get a sausage larger than a Rampant Rowland Sausage!" Or something like that anyway....
Later, noises were heard coming from Paul's room....................
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