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| 1. Nominated by John Woodward: |
| Speed. Strength. Coordination. Any Questions? |
| Stand up next to a mountain! Chop it down with the edge of my ha-aand. RED CARD! |
| (Applying Clickage Frequently Provides Pictorial Engorgement!) |
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| Click above to return to Nominate-A-Footballer! |
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| 2. Nominated by Your Host! |
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| The Man of Steel. The Last Son of Krypton. Faster than a Speeding Free Kick? |
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| Click above to Meet The Winner! |