A. That's nice but it's still not a question.
A. Currently Toshiro is winning.
Q. What's a joint venture?
A. It's a comic made by another cartoonist and I. Technically, it's a series of cut and paste that I do to make things a little easier. ( I cut/paste their comic and then draw my comic in to the scene.)Check the joint venture page.
Q. Why are there so few archives?
A. Wait till I get a scanner.
Q. If Toshiro really were a girl, what would he look like?
A. He would look like fis fraternal twin Toshiru.
Q. Why do all your characters look alike?
A. In this comic, it is not the looks that distinguish the characters... it is the personalities which does that.
Q. Why don't you do a personal background page?
A. What are you crazy?! I'm not putting my personal info on the internet!
Q. Why is everyone usually frowning in your comics?
A. Everyone is usually frowning because it's easier for me to draw their eyes.
Q. Have you ever considered ...drawing better?
A. Have you ever considered ...shutting up?
Q. Your car is old, ugly, and slow.
A. First of all, it's not really that slow. Secondly, that is not a question, but I will respond by saying this. "Your car is new...yet it's ugly, and yet it's slow. What's your excuse?" ( Don't respond by saying that it's not really that slow for I have already checked your car's specifications, and even test drove one exactly like yours and know that it is indeed slow....heh)
Q. What? My car has a similar horsepower rating as yours, and it is lighter. How can that be?
A. Um....hello. I have a V-6. Your tiny "four cylinder" may produce a similar amount of horsepower, but it produces way less torque. Waaaayyyyyy less.
Q. Yeah? But your car is still old and ugly.
A. That's not a question, but your car is still new and yet it is still ugly, underpowered, slow, and I still haven't heard your excuse yet.....well? I'm waiting.
Q. Oh yeah? Well there are other newer four cylinder engine cars that are nicer looking, yet produce way more power than your car.
A. Yet again that is not a question. Also, we're not talking about those cars and if we were...since they are newer, nicer looking, and produce more power, they would obviously be a step above my car.....hey....isn't my car a step above your car? hmmmmmm.........
Q. Did you design Toshiro to look like a character in "Poorboy"?
A. Many people have asked me this question. Well, just one actually. The answer is no. Although there may seem to be a slight resemblance, (the shirt) what do you expect? There are only several types of clothing, and I have used them all. So, the last choice was a tank top. If i threw it on Matt, you'd probably then say that Matt looked like a "Poorboy character". (Great comic by the way)
Q. Toshiro is cute. Can I meet him?
A. Hes a comic character.....I find that question somewhat disturbing.
Q. What's his cell phone #?
A. That's it! This FAQ is over!!!
