Supertoons
By Mrs. Ertel's Class

Characters
The Giant
The Witch
Bugs Bunny
Daffy Duck
Porky Pig
Yosemite Sam
Elmer Fudd

Scene One.  The Giant and the Witch are in the Giant's kitchen discussing dinner.
WITCH
Giant, we're having pork for dinner.

GIANT

No!  I want rabbit!

WITCH

Sorry!  I don't care.  We will have pork!

GIANT

I don't think so, missy!

WITCH

If we have pork tonight, I promise we'll have rabbit tomorrow.

GIANT

Okay, but you better keep your promise, or else!

WITCH

I'll go catch a pig.

GIANT

Oh, fine.  I'll cook the vegetables and set the table.

End of Scene One.

Scene Two.  Porky Pig is picking flowers in the garden.  He sniffs one deeply, and sneezes loudly.  The flowers go everwhere.  Daffy Duck runs on, angry.

DAFFY
Was that a special effect?

PORKY

No, th-th-that was a sn-sn-sn-sneeze!

DAFFY

You're despicable!

PORKY

S-s-s-sorry, but these fl-fl-flowers are everyone's fl-fl-flowers, not yours.

DAFFY

You'll be sorry!

Daffy runs off.  He comes back on with a water pistol.  He sneaks up behind Porky, and is just about to let him have it when the Witch appears and snatches Porky away.
PORKY
H-h-h-help!

DAFFY

I've got to tell Bugs!  Help!  Everyone!

Lots of 'toons enter in great excitement, including Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd,  and Yosemite Sam.
SAM
What in tarnation is this all about?

BUGS

What's up, Doc?

DAFFY

Porky's been pignapped by the witch!

SAM

The varmint!

DAFFY

Who's going to rescue him?

Only Bugs raises his hand.  Elmer takes his hat off and puts a hand on Bugs's shoulder.  He speaks solemnly.
ELMER
Be vewy, vewy quiet!
Bugs makes a dramatic exit.  End of Scene Two.

Scene 3.  The Giant's kitchen.  Porky Pig is in a big pot in the kitchen.  The Giant and the Witch stand nearby.

PORKY
What are we having for dinner?

GIANT

Pork.

PORKY

I hope I can have salad with my pork.

WITCH

How about an apple?

PORKY

Okay.

The Witch shoves an apple into Porky's mouth.  Bugs enters.
BUGS
Hey!  Wouldn't you rather have rabbit?

GIANT

All right!

WITCH

I want pork!

GIANT

If we have rabbit tonight, I promise we'll have pork tomorrow.

WITCH

Where have I heard that before?  Oh, all right.

Porky gets out of the pot and Bugs gets in.  The Witch speaks directly to the audience.
WITCH
Okay, now I'll cast a cooking spell on him.
The Witch casts a spell at Bugs.  Bugs grabs a potcover and deflects the spell onto the Giant.  The Giant is cooked.  He falls on the Witch and crushes her.
BUGS
Yes!  I've done it!

THE END


 


Supertoons was written by Mrs. Ertel's 1997/98 Second-Grade class at The Haverford School, Haverford, PA, under the supervision of Drama teacher Matt Buchanan.

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