Characters
The Giant
The Witch
Bugs Bunny
Daffy Duck
Porky Pig
Yosemite Sam
Elmer Fudd
Scene One. The Giant and the Witch are in the Giant's kitchen discussing dinner.
GIANT
No! I want rabbit!
WITCH
Sorry! I don't care. We will have pork!
GIANT
I don't think so, missy!
WITCH
If we have pork tonight, I promise we'll have rabbit tomorrow.
GIANT
Okay, but you better keep your promise, or else!
WITCH
I'll go catch a pig.
GIANT
Oh, fine. I'll cook the vegetables and set the table.
End of Scene One.Scene Two. Porky Pig is picking flowers in the garden. He sniffs one deeply, and sneezes loudly. The flowers go everwhere. Daffy Duck runs on, angry.
PORKY
No, th-th-that was a sn-sn-sn-sneeze!
DAFFY
You're despicable!
PORKY
S-s-s-sorry, but these fl-fl-flowers are everyone's fl-fl-flowers, not yours.
DAFFY
You'll be sorry!
Daffy runs off. He comes back on with a water pistol. He sneaks up behind Porky, and is just about to let him have it when the Witch appears and snatches Porky away.
DAFFY
I've got to tell Bugs! Help! Everyone!
Lots of 'toons enter in great excitement, including Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd, and Yosemite Sam.
BUGS
What's up, Doc?
DAFFY
Porky's been pignapped by the witch!
SAM
The varmint!
DAFFY
Who's going to rescue him?
Only Bugs raises his hand. Elmer takes his hat off and puts a hand on Bugs's shoulder. He speaks solemnly.
Bugs makes a dramatic exit. End of Scene Two.Scene 3. The Giant's kitchen. Porky Pig is in a big pot in the kitchen. The Giant and the Witch stand nearby.
GIANT
Pork.
PORKY
I hope I can have salad with my pork.
WITCH
How about an apple?
PORKY
Okay.
The Witch shoves an apple into Porky's mouth. Bugs enters.
GIANT
All right!
WITCH
I want pork!
GIANT
If we have rabbit tonight, I promise we'll have pork tomorrow.
WITCH
Where have I heard that before? Oh, all right.
Porky gets out of the pot and Bugs gets in. The Witch speaks directly to the audience.
The Witch casts a spell at Bugs. Bugs grabs a potcover and deflects the spell onto the Giant. The Giant is cooked. He falls on the Witch and crushes her.
THE END
Supertoons was written by Mrs. Ertel's 1997/98 Second-Grade class at The Haverford School, Haverford, PA, under the supervision of Drama teacher Matt Buchanan.