laugh and the world
laughs with you
-snore and
you sleep alone
six munfs ago I cudn�t even
spel executiv .now I am butter.
bruce lee is not dead
-he�s
just kicking around somewhere
is there any intelligent
life on earth ?
yes but I�m only
visiting
never put off to tomorrow what you can
avoid altogether
this is where napolean tore
his boneapart
einstein rules relatively ok
queen elizabeth rules
uk
amnesia rules��er��.um
pessimists rule -not ok!
lethargy rulezzzzzzzz
absolute zero rules 0�k
break rules ok?
*enough is enough��.ok!
drive carefully ....don�t
kill a child
-wait for
teacher
do you have trouble making up your mind?
-well,
yes and no.
*LOST! One science teacher after last
Thursday�s experiment
the only way to avoid mistakes is to gain
by experience. The only way to gain experience �is to make a mistake.
father of ten shot
dead���mistaken for a rabbit
old accountants never die
,they just lose their balance
a man�s best friend is his dogma.
if we learn from our mistakes then I am
getting a fantastic education
evil spelt backwards is live was
oscar wilde?
just when I was getting
used to yesterday, along came today.
happiness can�t buy money
he who finds fault in his friend�s has
faulty friends
smile -things may get worse
more slowly
death is hereditary constipation is the
thief of time diarrhoea waits for no man
always be sincere ��even when you don�t
mean it
the road to success is
usually under construction
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