| disclaimer because i'm just sick like that |
warning: i do not sugar coat my words (unless it's for my own amusement or for the world's abusement), so you may find some words and other things to be somewhat offensive. i'll actually have a list of obscenities and other offensive terms on my page eventually. now, this page contains material that is not suitable for: the faint of heart, faint of stomach, faints easily, weak minded, weak bladders, weak rectums, the incontinent, incontinental drifters, alcohol MIS-users (alcoholics welcome if you don't get uptight about EVERYTHING), drug mis-users, drug abusers, pope abusers, popes, alive ones, dead one or german ones (what about korean popes?), religiously hardcore people, politically hardcore, republicans, moderates, some democrats, klan members, nazis, penguin haters, people who are secretly into bestiality while publicly denying it, people who are NOT into necrophelia, people who are NOT into necropheliacs, anti-cannibals, some vegans, people who hate for no reason, people who hate for no good reasons, old people, "old at heart" people, "old in the head" people (you'll probably forget about this page anyway), people who call themselves chairmen, chairpeople, nosebleeders, assbleeders, and midgets (especially ones who actually PREFER to get called smurf). if you are not one of the above, think really hard... if you read on and get offended by the content, you might actually be one or more of the above. by reading this and proceeding to the main page, you are actually stating "i read this disclaimer. this guy's a lunatic but i won't get offended by the page, and if i do, it's my own damn fault because i read the disclaimer and was sufficiently warned." good, glad i got that out of the way. by the way, if you're a cop you have to tell me now, because it's entrapment otherwise. if you don't like it, then you can... (finish the sentence any way you want) |
| i read the text and it is too intense for me. fearing for my life and sanity, i opt to disagree, and i will CLICK HERE! don't say i didn't warn you! |
| i read the text, and common sense be damned! i agree, and you know where you can put my agreement: RIGHT HERE! you were warned about this too! |
| BONUS WARNING: there are a LOT of obscenities on this page if you don't like it, go find something cleaner, less-offensive like porn or something CLICK HERE |