Masked Bastard

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The Mental Ward Rehab

January 2009 - Section 1

1. They always show up and leave at the same time.
2. She always defends him.
3. She knows the ten demandments by heart.

More proof to come.

one important detail - I don't have a penis!

That doesn't matter to Fake Indy. He's too busy sucking the rich, creamy PECKER SNOT from some transsexual BUFFALO BILL looking motherfucker to realize the difference between the sexes.

And they say Def is a stalker...

and a can of synthetic...we got ourselves an evening sugarpie.

Your posts are faggoty-cute at best. Go back to the front lines at the gay rights movement down in the Bible Belt and see how far you and fake Indy get when you face down the cowboy boots n hats-wearin', shotgun tottin' rightwing nut jobs.

The only sugarpie your sweet fruity faggot ass is going to get is a few hot, flesh melting 12 gauge slugs in your cornhole region for trying to preach gay-lust faggotry to a little boy named Tyler Zachery Johnston.



Happy Hunting, Hump Rangers.

I am already drunk, and about to go binge on some absinthe. The funny thing is, when I am drunk, I want you all to know that I am actually a nice, normal guy with a good career aned friends. The Indy thing is an act, a vast social engineering experiment. Anyway, I am drunk as hell, but with you the best Saturday night!!! I am going LAtin dancing....must shower first....I will post much later! Have a GREAT Caturday night!!!!

Juliessa is the ant in the bloody, mucus-dripping afterbirth.

As a fellow writer, surely you did not show my manuscript to other people in a university class without my written consent? Surely you know that violates copyright law? Whether they hated it or loved it, I wish you would not have done that. In all seriousness, you know you would not have liked someone to have done that to you, so I humbly ask you, as a normal human, if we share manuscripts again, please do not share it with anyone else, ok?

No. I will show it to who ever I want. I would love to show Juliessa my manuscript if she is willing to read it. How about it, Indy? Can you call on Juliessa for me and ask her to read my story? I have no violated any copyright laws, because no one has reproduced your work for modetary gain. And while we are on the topic: why are you so worried about people stealing your work?


NEWSFLASH!

YOUR WORK HAS TO BE GOOD FOR SOMEONE TO EVEN CONSIDER LIFTING PASSAGES FROM YOUR MANUSCRIPT AND YOUR WRITING JUST PLAIN SUCKS!!! DO YOU HEAR ME, CLIVE BARKER WANNA FAG-BOY!!???? YOUR WRITING IS TERRIBLE!!!! IF YOU PUT THAT PIECE OF CRAP STORY IN BRAILLE, BLIND PEOPLE WOULD SLICE OFF THEIR FINGER TIPS AND DEMAND THAT YOU BE DRUG INTO THE STREETS OF LAFAYETTE AND SHOT!!!!


So fuck you, Indy. Fuck your new novel (which will never come to pass anyway), fuck your piece of shit car, fuck your shitty Nazi German hair style, fuck your shitty lifestyle and fuck your bullshit writing skills. YOU WILL NEVER PUBLISH A GODDAMN THING IN MAINSTREAM MEDIA, until you get your head out of your anus and still being a spunk-flavored, total and complete, shit-coated fuckhead.




Thus Saith,




MASKED BASTARD



PS: Your FBI threats don't work and they never will, asshole. You can do and say whatever you want, but when you put your work out there in free public domain, it's out of your hands. So deal with it, you over-sensitive punk motherfucker!!!

Then I shall sue you for copyright violation.

You won't do a GODDAMN, MOTHERFUCKING SAMUEL L. JACKSON thing, you loose-lip cocksucking asshole. You've got no proof and no case, buddy. You can go right ahead and sue me. If you ever get me in court (which would be like you getting up that rice grain you call a penis), I'll counter sue for false indictment, wrongful prosecution, and then you'll be brought up on charges for wanting to eat the feces and sniff the farts of underage girls.

"You shall sue me for copyright violation"? You will do no such thing. You won't do shit. All you will do is post bullshit, piss and moan and make more threats on top of the ones you've been making to every one else, which won't amount to JACK-SHIT.

Come on, faggot. Sue me. Tell your FBI buddies all about it; hurry to your local Bureau field office and tell them all about the Masked Bastard and his plight to steal your crappy story and mass distribute it on the internet.

Hell, maybe Agent Mulder will let your feast on Agent Scully's coiled, clay-like bowel movement after she shits her panties laughing at how pitiful and lonely you are.

The truth is out there, asshole. And you won't find it bar-hopping in the French Quarter for fat bitches that turn into super models after you drink some green wormwood concoction made of toothpaste spit and fairy's piss.

Thanks!

I found your Valentine the other day! She wanted me to bring her picture by and drop it off for her. She also wants you to be sober on Valentine's Day so you two can make a splash together!

 

Nothing like some folded skin-layered, tuna-smelling, pity pussy from a fat bitch, huh Indy? Make sure you wave all the gnats and flies away from that gapping twat tunnel before you fill her guts with premature jets of your faggoty, un-impregnating man-goop.

You know, with the sort of luck I have been having with women lately, she is a fucking catch.

thee thy or I ran Masked Bastard's re: info through hush hush top sekret guvment re: crime lab computer and it B true: Magda B Masked Basturd

I still believe you are wrong.

Dude, you got some nerve talking about woman's tits and anal beads. You need some serious sex in your life, asshole. No wonder women think you are strange and sexually unappealing. Are fat bitches the best you can do? No offense; big girls need love too, but when they give you pussy out of pity, it just makes you all the more trifling and futile.

Magda is her own person. Deal with it.

Perhaps Juliessa should change her name to http://www.aa-louisiana.org/

He gave me his word not to show my manuscript to anyone, then he went and showed it to an entire English class! What a breech of professional ethics!

Indy you also said that you wouldn't clown the MASKED your BASTARD in your posts anymore.

You broke the following DEMANDMENTS:



I. THOU SHALT NOT HAVE ANY OTHER BASTARDS BEFORE ME. FOR I AM THE MASKED YOUR
BASTARD, AND I AM A CYNICAL BASTARD.

Magda is NOT the Masked Bastard. There is only one Masked Bastard, no other.

II. THOU SHALT NOT PISS OFF THE BASTARD.

You've done this time and time again and you continue to break this rule with me.


Breaking any of the 10 results in the BASTARD kicking your narrow gay ass all up and down the fora. Because it must.

He is also Magda.

Who do you think you are fooling?
Once it is official the tiny shred of credibility you have will be long gone and you'll be finished.
Your time is short.

Your post yesterday: "Osprey eats tarry black shit logs". Deleted.

What part of the definition of *scat* are you having trouble with?




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Gotcha!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Dear Indy,


I am the Masked Bastard, but you can call me Pennywise the dancing clown. You are Georgie. Don't you want a balloon?



Before I eat the flesh from your very bones!!!!!




MMMUUUUUHHHHAAAWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Et ca, c'est la verite'!

Hey buster, we speak english around here.
If you want to talk that gibberjabber, you best be doing it elsewhere, thanks.

Barhopping in the French Quarter turns you into a fancy free faggot.

Indy, remember Juliessa? Aren't you Juliessa? yes, yes you are!!!!! You sperm-gurgling homo-fag bitch motherfucker!!! Juliessa is your female persona and you know it, queer. Juliessa is all you think about when you put on your pantyhose and Victoria Secret bra and thong. Juliessa is the one who get her stomach filled with cum. Juliessa gets pissed on and sh*tted on. Juliessa is a filthy ass motherfucking whore while her face drizzled in gallons of gay-ass man-spunk. Juliessa is Indy the Great and a cross-dressing weirdo with no life, no manhood, no success with dating woman, no stabibility in his thought process, no chance of moving forward because all Juliessa wants to do is eat girlturds and sniff girlfarts.

I have an idea, Indy. Why don't you just fuck Juliessa until you impregnate her with your happy love juice. The only place you'll be hanging out is the free clinic, asshole. Juliessa loves Indy and nothing will ever cum between them, unless it's a healthy serving of female feces or a heaping bowl of hot, bitter piss!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Too much of a goddamn pussy to hock your Yu-Gi-Oh deck, huh Matty Boy?

Have you scored any virtual pussy while you waste your life away on that internet-based cum stain?

thee thy or I ran Basturd's profile thru re: sekret guvment re: crime lab re: komputer and results re: they are won in the same

You need new material, buddy.

When I find out who you are....

Well, my last novel (not the one that Masked Bastard violated copyright law on, but the one I wrote before that) has now been officially rejected by every agent in the Writer's Market 2007. So, I am writing a new book that WILL be published, dammit!

I was right, wasn't I? Never argue with the MASKED your BASTARD. I am MORE BASTARD THAN MASKED, because it must.

You only see what your puny mind can handle. You don't see the scope of my wrath or the larger picture. Why don't you stop bitching and moaning at the Ward and come back to the Bastard Board for a royal, Grade A ass-licking?

You dare to state that I, the one who is MORE BASTARD THAN MASKED, is some other handle name or person other than what I have claimed? Are you serious about this? Has the green fairy and wormwood rotted your already diseased brain?

You need to stop the maddness, bro. Are you so bored with your life that you just online just to try and pick other people apart? Let me tell you something, sperm-swapper: I am not an easy win. I am worse than Def, Asram, DaBomb, Sir G and all the others rolled into a cancer-loaded burrito.

I will go through you like liver damage, Indy. So get this and listen well: I am the MASKED YOUR BASTARD AND THERE IS NO OTHER...IN FACT, THERE ARE NO OTHERS!!! I am MORE BASTARD THAN MASKED, BECAUSE IT MUST.



You are a coward for fleeing the Bastard Board.




If I banned you, it was lifted long ago, so no excuses.




Again, you only see what your puny mind can handle.






You want us to be best friends, right? Well then...







KIS ME FATBOY!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Grandpa DEF needs to get his ass down to the BINGO game before somebody steals his seat with the catheter bag attached to it.

DEF and MB's first real battle.

Date: 17:33:43 on Monday, January 21, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Message for DEF

Open up your forum. Or are you afraid?

Since eye don't own one cannot open one

and Y Y Y a Scat Addicted dude as u who lives in Smog Vills USA care about me and forum?

Gots more better things to do with BW and ifen you looked and ur only into scat - what I do with my space is very nice and unique


just saying

You're a STUPID CUNT. Wrinkly old easily-agitated, belligerent senile fucker!!!

Seriously. I just asked a simple question and here you come with all of this FUCKING BABBLE? Is it really necessary, @Devil's CUM STAIN {{{SHIT STORM}}}?

Huh? And what does scat have to do with it? I just asked why you don't have a forum, because when you join up with The Reef, you get one and some web space to make a few site pages.

Why all the old man babble BULLSHIT? Scat Addiction? You have a Reef addiction, buddy. Is that all you do? Sit on the Internet and try to pick people apart? Weren't you at Bianca's with the handle name "DEF ECATION"? What does that say about you, YOU LOOSE-LIP FUCKER?

I just asked you a GODDAMN question and here you are trying to be Professor Genius Part II. "Smog Vills USA" is way off. I am south of the Meadowlands and east of Ben and Walt. You can Fake Indy FUCK-BUDDIES from way back when. Is that why you keep bringing up scat? I haven't said anything about it for months. You thrive on confusion and turmoil and I'm sick of you SHIT, you MOTHERFUCKING COWARD.


The devil ain't shit and neither are you, you punk-ass bitch. Change your GODDAMN Depends and clean your dentures, grandpa.

that has been accused of Rape?

Ur kind of man eh

Same for ur lover fake Indy

ALL Three of u are worth Shit

nor did eye ever have a handle such as u say eye did

u as low in IQ as fake indy

I'll make your senile ass have a heart attack.

Do you think anyone pays attention to SICKO's such as you?

Ur in line for the Jeffery Dahlmer awards - just one more Sicko and ur only hope is too fall down on pencil for Self Lobotomy or u could wish for read ended on 101 freeway for turning in2 Quadparalegic n such

Give it a rest, Grandpa. You're getting too old for this this shit. You need a good, steady dose of Viagra and a GODDAMN WHEELCHAIR so I can douse you in gasoline and push you down the back steps of your two stories rancher with a lit cigarette in your mouth.

DEf and Indy need to get married and shack up in a union of empty threats and wanna-be sociopath bliss.

Def, I used to have respect for you, but not anymore. Maybe you are a GODDAMN stalker OLD FART like they say you are. You suck with your rambling on and on about blah, blah, blah and when somebody asks you a simple question, they have to get this whole "I'm-a-lonely-senoir-citizen" commentary.

"Sewercide"?

Yeah, real funny. You got the medal for that one, Grandpa. keep on posting those witty replies, 'ol boy! You're so, so not funny and full of slimy, fermented DUMPSTER JUICE.

So busy typing up essays of total senior citizen gibberish while you drink your coffee and eat your mashed peas. Fuck you and your Cracker Jack pacemaker. The Grim Reaper calls your house asking for your soul like a telemarketer, butt hat's no reason to get online and be a complete and utter, 'ROID-FESTERED BUTTHOLE.

Fake Indy or that FOSSIL FUCK-FACE DEF.

Mods say Indy's off limits? How long do you think it will last before he's allowed to come back?

@DEVIL's Stool {{{SHITSTORM}}} is too busy looking for his next victim so that he can skin the hump and finish making his OLD, SENILE LADY skin.

Dr. Lecter told me so.

http://www.thereef.ws/members/osprey/forum/posts/07-11-06/10453.shtml

"Date: 22:53:46 on Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Name: Indy the Great
Subject: Yo Def

What I am looking for yuo to do is to post both my R.T information, AND The means by which you obtained it. Please post this all over the Reef. Thanks"


I have "Other" files on file and R Most happy to pull out when some Criminal Psychotic Shit 4Brains wanker gets down on bended knee's to CLIMB UP the Arsehole of a Owner or Mod @Reef.


Apologies to Mod re mail because I was in much 2much a rush re work to pull up proper evidence of permissions that make any complaints a moot point!!!


*Grinz*
 

Give us a friggin break, grandpa. You should like Francis Dolarhyde (Fake Indy is Fred Lounds, BTW).


Fuck off, Avid Fan.

My dude, you gotta sift through the archives. Let's enjoy this time...

You know me and that piece of human garbage were mortal enemies. So chill with the false statements.

Fake Indy did it to himself...just like the time he got his dick suck in the vacuum cleaner.

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