Masked Bastard

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The Mental Ward Rehab

January 2009 - Section 2

Bonne Annee a tous! I hope everyine enjoys their New Year's Eve! I shall be going to a house party first, where we shall engage on an absinthe binge one last time for the year. Then we shall go downtown to the bars, where I shall chat with all of the many fyne ladies and get a stack of phone numbers. I am going to have to make an Excel chart to keep track of all of the phone numbers, names, and dates that I have! I wish everyone the happiest New Year, and may next year be filled with blessing and hope. I send special shout-outs to:

1. Asram: when I was younger, I got off cocaine. You can do it, man. I am all behind you, and I know you can kick the demons that haunt you. Remember, one day at a time.

2. Henry: thank you for being such a gentleman and a decent chap as to let me post again. I will not forget your kindness.

4. Masked Bastard: I am not sure the actual origin of your hatred for me, but I hope and pray that, in this New Year, we may have a new beginning and begin to treat one another with respect.

5. Def: I know you hate me and consider me your mortal enemy and want to destroy me, and I used to feel the same about you. But I have much soul searching the past few months, and my doctor has adjusted my medications and they are really making me stable now, and just want you to know that I would like to make amends with you, to bury the hatchet, to start over respecting each other. Take that how you want it. It is just the way I feel.

6. Sandy, what can I say? For years you have provided a great place on the internet. Thank you for your class and kindness in allowing the Ward to continue.

7. Burf: we have had our disagreements, but as fellow writers, why don't we bury the hatchet and start over, and be friends?

8. Inferno: thanks for all the great car advice. I really appreciate it, and you are obviously very knowlegeable. I promise I will quite the fat jokes and I hope we can be friends.

Well, I love you all, and I hope you have a safe, FUN night! I am off to my absinthe den! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
Love, Indy

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"I am not sure the actual origin of your hatred for me"

Let me refresh your memory, faggot: 2004, Bianca's Smut Shack, Bianca's Bathroom, The Daily Dump. All of your bullshit tough talk, FBI threats, flooding, scat posts with under age girls, stealing handle names, starting trouble between other members, thriving off of the confusion and turmoil you caused there...making racist and derogatory comments toward me and other posters because we refuse to bow down and worship your stupid, self-centered, sexual failure ass.

No, motherfucker. You know damn well where the origin begins, because he typed it into existence. You're always saying sorry, but you don't really mean it. The moment the moderators at any board slack off, you start your bullshit up again. You can play like you love everybody, but we all know that you just care about greasing your own little limp noodle dick to get your rocks off on how great and powerful you think you are. Nothing about you has changed, cock snot.

"but I hope and pray that, in this New Year, we may have a new beginning and begin to treat one another with respect"


Calling me a "negro" and a "coward" is your idea of respect. You're so lucky Def won't give me your personal info. You think Def is a stalking? Motherfucker you have no clue what I can do. You better be happy that Def is just poking at your remains with a stick. I'd back over your roadkill ass with my Ford Explorer a dozen times before the flies and maggots return to finish off your putrid soul. You lie way too much about yourself and you're so fucked up that you believe your own lies and want others to believe those lies with you.


No, asshole. Tis the season to finish you off. You stop being a yeast-loaded cunt and the attacks on your character online will cease. You keep on posting the shit you're posting and the bloodshed shall continue. If you want to help the problem at hand, stay the fuck off the Internet. if you want to continue to get ass raped with words, keep right on doing what you're doing.




MORE BASTARD THAN MASKED

http://www.thereef.ws/members/Mental_Ward_Rehab/forum/posts/07-12-31/45709.shtml

just saying

Well listen up, multi-handled, wanna be writer, sexual failure of a French cunt motherfucker. You started with the threats at my board, talking about reporting people to the FBI (which was total bullshit that was without credence in any way, shape or form).

You've made more threats to me, Def, asram, osprey, Henry and a host of others just to see what you can get away with. I bet when you were a child, you did stupid shit just to see what you could do without getting caught. Your diseased brain keeps telling shit like, "You're a genius!", "You are a legitimate published author!", "You are sexy and women will let you eat their feces!"

Loser, loser, LOSER. Asshole, blue-collar, wanna be hacker, cum deposit, butter dumpster magnet for female rejection. Fuck you. New Year, New lies and bullshit, huh Fake Indy? You may have everybody else believing you BS, but not me. Yes, you will continued to be ass-raped with words so long as you dare to post nonsense to any forum where your garbage is not tolerated.


Crash and burn.

A very vivid, brilliant dream the other night gave me the seed for my new novel. I cannot reveal much yet because of copyright law. It is all very hush hush. But it will be a bestseller in the Young Adult Fantasy genre, the same genre Harry Potter is in. I am so excited! I am also working on the French to English translation of a book, a French classic, that has never been transwlated into English in its full form, and is in the public domain. An agent is interested in that at the moment. So things are looking up. How is everyone else this second day of 2008?

NEWSFLASH:

There is no novel. There is no copyright law keeping you from telling us anything, but the one that is on the finished work (which isn't even on paper or near completion).

You're more like a loser reverse version Clive Barker mixed with a bit more fag juice. And who is this agent? Another subsidy publisher asking you for more of your paycheck-to-paycheck money from your bored-as-fuck job?

New Year, New Lies, huh Matty Boy queer-of-a-sexual failure asshole? You're so full of shit, buddy. What is this hush-hush all about? Nobody wants to hear about this shit if you aren't going to even post a sample to read.

Listen up. You haven't even started on it yet. but when you do, put it out there. I just might use your idea just to piss you off. Copyright or not, it'll probably suck anyhow. But I'm going to use the idea to my advantage just like those so-called subsidies take your punk ass for a ride.

Are you that anxious to get published that you'd lie about being mainstream published in the first place? If you're mainstream published, post an AMAZON link and stop talking trash. Part of being an author is putting yourself out there, not sitting in your one bedroom apartment, online talking about how much of a literary genius you are when you've done nothing more than be an online pest and an agent of earwax.


Time to put up or shut up. Thus saith, Masked Bastard. Because it must.



MORE BASTARD THAN MASKED

I went out to the same bar as last night. the guy came up to me looking pissed and said, "Why the hell were you trying to get my girlfriend to go home with you last night?" His girlfriend was right there beside him. But instead of force, I used wit. I said, "Man, your girlfriend is beautiful, the most beautiful girl in here. What guy here would NOT want to take her home? Don't you agree?" He huffed and puffed and turned red and said, "Yeah, well, whatever," and stormed off. LOL I put him in a dilemma! If he agreed, then he admitted I was in the right. If he disagreed, then he was admitting that he did NOT think his girlfriend was the most beautiful girl there! So the dimwit could not grasp the bull by the horns and just stormed off. His girlfriend gave me a smile and a wink and a giggle, and I just came home. Problem solved, not by violence, but by wit.

Did you ask to eat her girlturds?

Last night I went out and flirted with this guy's girlfriend. She was into me, but could not come home with me because she had gone out with him. Now today that I am sober, I fully admit it was a real jerk of a thing to do, and I was wrong. If I go out tonight, he may be looking for a fight. I can take him, but I feel bad. I guess I deserve, and would take, a punch in the face for flirting with his girlfriend, but not a complete fight. So what should I do when I go out tonight and inevitably see him?

That's too kind of him. You should step in front of his Dodge Ram at 80 MPH and scream, "Girlturds!" until the truck wills itself to stop moments before striking you.

Burf: is there an email address I could reeach you at to have you read the first page of my new novel and tell me if it is absolute crap, or if I should continue with it? Since I feel and hope that we sort of "made up" when we thought the Reef was closing, I hoped you might be willing for us to start over in our online "friendship," and you might be able to provide some expert criticism on this new book idea I have. If not I completely understand, but if you might be so gracious, where could I send the manuscript? Thanks man.

Sure, no problem. Just remember though, you'll get my honest opinion, I'm a miserable failure at sugar coating. Okay?
Send it here:
burf000[at]msn.com
(those are three zeros after my name.)

I'll read it and give you an honest opinion. You already have my email address: [email protected] Please, send your sample to the MASKED your BASTARD. I write stories too and I'd love to see what kind of novel it is.


...or are you afraid?

I am not afraid of your HONEST criticism...what I am hesitant about is that you will find a way to spam it all over the internet in a mocking way and somehow find a way to turn it against me. If you had a better track record with me, I would have no problem sending it.

http://www.thereef.ws/members/MASKED_BASTARD/forum/posts/08-01-04/633.shtml


Okay, I got your message. You don't have to worry about anything. You've seen my stories during the battle/war/contest. I'm more a screenplay writer, but I do edit and critique short stories and novel samples. I am a English teacher so there's nothing to fear. I'm not grading a paper, just asking to read a sample of a story. If you want to put all of this angst in the past like you preach so much, you're going to have to trust me. Go ahead, Indy. Send it. I'd like to see what it's all about. From writer to writer, so me what you can do.

I hereby officially do not care about you, ignore you, and stop dealing with altogether. Go spend hours tracking mr for all I care. I no longer give a damn. The only caveat I make is that if you keep up the real life`stalking activity, I will report you. Goofbye fprever, you sad, sad old man.

the last time you said that you then used the magic word sue

and were promptly banned for a loooong time.

hummmm funny how a lady just tried that same stunt

now as much as she want in here - if and when hell freezes over

I'm laughing my fucking ass off.

Send me a copy of your sample. I'll read it, offer critique and then get rid of it. I don't hold on to other people's work; that's like grading a paper and never handing it back. Just look at it as an English assignment you're turning in for class. I'll be teaching Creative Writing this Spring and would love to take a look at what you have...from writer to writer. All jokes/insults/BS aside. At first I didn't think you were serious, but after the email I guess that makes it official. You have my word. Because it must.

sent

Not bad, my good man. I have to say that I enjoyed reading that little sample. Perhaps I misjudged you. You could be MORE GREAT THAN INDY.


But don't press your luck. LOL

Tonight, I was talking to a girl with whom I had much in common. I aksed her to the Latin in dance tomorrow night and she she said yes. As I went to the bar to get a pen to write down her number, she left!! I mean, she was gone! What a fucking bitch! If you do not want to go out with me, just fucking SAY SO! I can fucking handle it. Don't be a deceptive stupit BITCH and leave after lying to me! Jesus!

LOL That was mean.

Are we friends now?

Let's not get ahead of ourselves, Indy. I'm somewhat a recluse both on and offline. I lurk. I observe. I decide who is my friend or foe and only YOU know the answer to that question, Indy. Only your behavior and posts can answer that. I think you're a bit of a space cadet, but you're okay in my Bastard Book. For it is written.



Thus saith,




Masked Bastard

"LD - registered since 12/27/2007, last login on 01/06/2008.

"LD - registered since 07/09/2006, last login on 10/04/2007." [ Google Cache ]

*Def~claimer - Henry posted such initials after his own warning so eye will do as well*


eye could be in error on this - As my experience with Jury Foreman of a number of Juries - 11 other ppl can have multi-points of view when looking at the same exact problem at the same exact time.

Last night being the most rare of nites having to work on a SATURDAY NIGHT - No Dancing just romancing a Direct TV GEO n Direct TV [one of the Spaceway monsters over 13,000 pounds of what was going to be broadband from space - now TV n XM ain't just TV nooo sir~reee its also XM Radio n did you know they sued O.J.Simpson and er CUT OFF His service in seconds after his body guard was handed the papers LMAO - (OJ the Pirate who bought bootleg Encrypt card to make Box bought from WallMart in Tijuana BC Mexico -

Sorry eye Def~gress - need Pacoderm to read via her Beady eyes.

Soooo to make a short return Story Loooong re her coming back to Reef after paying ISP bill me thinks...Last night I set her up for her final last nails driven in -

All I did was pull up and dissect this
http://www.thereef.ws/members/Rats_Nest/forum/posts/07-12-08/4174.shtml

Pulled out "pertinent" parts reassembled to directly reflect how she not only violated ever single provision

 

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For FUCK's SAKE, tell this SHIT to somebody who cares, like Sylvia Browne and Montel Williams!!!

Ooo. you make me live
whatever this world can give to me
It's you, you're all I see
Ooo, you make me live now honey
Ooo, you make me live
You're the best friend
that I ever had
I've been with you such a long time
You're my sunshine
And I want you to know
That my feelings are true
I really love you
You're my best friend
Ooo, you make me live
I've been wandering round
But I still come back to you
In rain or shine
You've stood by me Bastard
I'm happy, happy at home
You're my best friend.
You're the first one
When things turn out bad
You know I'll never be lonely
You're my only one
And I love
The things that you do
You're my best friend
Ooo, you make me live.
I'm happy, happy at home
You're my best friend
You're my best friend
Ooo, you make me live
You, you're my best friend.

...without asking me first. I never said that we were friends. Let's not get out of control here. This song sounds more gay than Clive Barker, Bryan Singer, Jake Gyllenhaal, Ian McKellen and Jim McGreevey in a winner-fuck-all BROKEBACK SPERM-SWAPPING BUTT-FUCK, OPEN ANUS CONTEST, sponsored by the Matthew Sheppard Foundation for the Queerly Oppressed and Fortified Fruity.

Indy, please don't make me go back to being the Masked your Bastard. Because I will. Please don't write songs about me and you, because there is no me and you. The song sounds very gay and I do not like it. I'm asking you not to post things like this in a public forum without my consent.


Thanks.


Masked Bastard

Freddie Mercury sang it.

Hey I like Queen, but you are not to post songs to me that sound gay as fuck. If you do this again, we will be enemies. I'm sure that's what the other Indy and a host of other want. I never asked to be your friend. We are not friends. let's respect each other and stop trying to do things to piss off the Masked Bastard. I'm about 2 seconds away from going back to my old Fake Indy bashing self.



This is the only warning I intend to give.

OoooOOooooOOO

He's gonna kick your ass!

Unfortunately, she was fat.

That's what you get for shaging the whale.

Magda is Masked Bastard's female persona!

People let me tell you 'bout my best friend,
He's a warm hearted person who'll love me till the end.
People let me tell you bout my best friend,
He's a one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy.

People let me tell you 'bout him he's so much fun
Whether we're talkin' man to man or whether we're talking son to son.
Cause he's my best friend.
Yes he's my best friend.
(scat finish).

You are posting to a man? The reason I am asking is you posted the following....

Cause he's my best friend.
Yes he's my best friend.


This is WAY more information than I wanted to know. It's going to get to the point to where I will never click on one of your posts again!

You're creeping me out.

is true you're a pal and a confidant

I'm not ashamed to say
I hope it always will stay this way
My hat is off, won't you stand up and take a bow

And if you threw a party
Invited everyone you knew
You would see, the biggest gift would be for me
and the card attached would say,
Thank you for being a friend

Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend

If it's a car you lack
I'd surely buy you a cadillac
Whatever you need, anytime of the day or night

I'm not ashamed to say
I hope it always will stay this way
My hat is off, won't you stand up and take a bow

And when we both get older
With walking canes and hair of gray
Have no fear, even though it's hardly here
I will stand real close and say,
Thank you for being a friend

(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Let me tell you bout a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend

And when we die, and float away
I'll see you there, and once again
Thank you for being a

Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
Whoa, tell you about a friend
(Thank you right now, for being a friend)
Thank you for being a friend
(I wanna tell you right now, and tell you again)
Thank you for being a friend
(I wanna thank you, thank you, for being a friend)
Thank you for being a friend

Fuck you. You don't post shit about me without my permission. You need to stop it before I come down to Gumbo Country and kick that ass.





BTW: How far are you from New Iberia?

What is your obsession with New Iberia?

What is your obsession with eating turds and sniffing farts?

When youre down and troubled
And you need a helping hand
And nothing, whoa nothing is going right.
Close your eyes and think of me
And soon I will be there
To brighten up even your darkest nights.

You just call out my name,
And you know whereever I am
Ill come running, oh yeah baby
To see you again.
Winter, spring, summer, or fall,
All you have to do is call
And Ill be there, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Youve got a friend.

If the sky above you
Should turn dark and full of clouds
And that old north wind should begin to blow
Keep your head together and call my name out loud
And soon I will be knocking upon your door.
You just call out my name and you know where ever I am
Ill come running to see you again.
Winter, spring, summer or fall
All you got to do is call
And Ill be there, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, aint it good to know that youve got a friend?
People can be so cold.
Theyll hurt you and desert you.
Well theyll take your soul if you let them.
Oh yeah, but dont you let them.

You just call out my name and you know wherever I am
Ill come running to see you again.
Oh babe, dont you know that,
Winter spring summer or fall,
Hey now, all youve got to do is call.
Lord, Ill be there, yes I will.
Youve got a friend.
Youve got a friend.
Aint it good to know youve got a friend.
Aint it good to know youve got a friend.
Youve got a friend.

You need to lay off the wormwood, faggot.

MMMMAAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUWWWWW!!!!!!!!

I am Masked Bastard's female persona.

Fuck you I'm through
I want nothing more from you
My sanity is wearing thin
I rate, I hate
You determined your own fate
Now everything is caving in

Fuck your power trip and
Fuck your attitude and
Fuck your bloated ego too
Fuck your history, your tragedy, your misery
But most of all...fuck you!

Fuck this, all of this
Bitch and moan and bleed and piss
Seconds away from goin' down
Go ahead and push me
Your fakery, your butchery
Is nothing compared to my hate for you

Fuck your apathy and
Fuck your empathy and
Fuck your nihilism, too
Fuck your bitter pills, take 'em all, you never will
But most of all...fuck you!

Nothing changes, nothing fazes, nothing stays the same

Fuck your power trip and
Fuck your attitude and
Fuck your bloated ego too
Fuck your history, your tragedy, your misery
But most of all...motherfucker fuck you!

Great song, Magda. I've always told Fake Indy to go fuck himself.

You never learn, do you Fake Yaris, fake handle names, fake sex life...wait, no. Nonexistent sex life.

Who are these fat, ugly girls that you pick up when you get drunk and shitfaced from that wormwood concoction you and your fag-buddies mix in your Fart Simpson tree house while you and your gay-looking Johnny Depp-as-Willy-Wonky friends mix this green kool-aid fairy bullshit, giggling while you sniff each others ass belches.

Try cyanide, motherfucker. It's a great ingredient that will solve all of your female problems (and their fake Indy problems too). It is a wonderfully almost-undetectable gas with a faint bitter almond-like odor.

It's true. I am both Indy the Great and Masked Bastard. I also post as Linz Mondello and a host of others, including Magda and Inferno.

admires you from a distance...the Pr_*r*_ state...

how I can be due south of the Meadowlands and Indy can be in Lafayette and still be the same person. Any wise forum owner knows that our IP addresses DO NOT match. Sorry, Fake Indy. Another New Year's BULLSHIT lie str8 from your filthy shitter.

Shame, shame, shithead.

Some are easily duped, some are not.

Some anonymous posters are way off in their observations of handle names and users.

You don't have SHIT to say about me, dude. You and Indy spend too much time posting under different handles at SHITTY forums full of cowardly COCK GOBBLERS like yourself who have been beaten over the head with a stick of FROZEN STUPID.

eye could not have said it more better

maybe they are in good follow the leader?

Jesus you got no points for staying off cross

u get no points for getting it wrong again

but hey dats ok no biggie

maybe next tyme u be rite

LD made that same Mistrake at Ospreys- she was back for a number of days and blamed me for attacks n I had no clue she was around again

But of course I made up for lost tyme realllllll fast


ROLMAO

eye suspect a few of them did her in and used my style do go for it - but then again many were not at all how I do what I do so no clue other then paranoid she saw me in ever cranny and nook --Guilt just pure guilt she had/has/is/convicted/

Jesus was a Hebrew, genius.

Probably ate Fried Chicken with Gravy with milk in it as well

So eye see you changed ur forum to get rid o lots of Scat

Did you get ashamed real fast of what u are?

I changed it because the content was not allowed by TOS. ANd by the way, you never did answer my questions about your name:


1. What does "@DEVIL's Cool {{{ FIRESTORM }}}" mean?

2. Why do people call you Def?

i did fully reply re -

for the Def part run over to Biancas and look up donations

You will see this and other various forums of handles including the one most infamous as voted on as the worst most disgusting handle in history of B's

and that one had to be given on phone to 914's wife in verbal- very embarrasing indeed

So you were that handle DEFACATION or something to that effect?

I also recall another name at Bianca's called "The Bomb's Foul Dripping F_ces" or something like that.

Do you have a link or something I can go to?