Who is Steven Marzuola, anyway?

I used to be worried that it was hard to put a label on me. I'm not just an engineer, or a programmer, or an oilfield salesman, or a translator, but I have done all of these things, as well as being a husband and dad and part-time soccer coach.

This page is updated every couple of years, so come again soon.

• First, the Branch Marzuolian compound (a.k.a. DEER CAMP).
• Here are some other links, made by or featuring friends or family members, or interesting for some other reason.
• When I first got on the Internet a few years, I started collecting funny or somehow thought-provoking sayings that I saw, and using them as my email signatures. Here are my favorites.
• These days I mostly do Spanish to English translations, especially technical and commercial documents. "I can be fast, good, and cheap. Pick any two." I'm also available full-time.
• Here's one I should have mentioned a long time ago. Getting lots of junk email? Find out how to slow it down. Better yet, write your congressperson (you do remember stamps and paper envelopes?) and tell her.
• New! (well, it was new 3 years ago) Here's one of my favorite logic brain teasers.

Comments and suggestions welcome, at [email protected]
Complaints cheerfully ignored. Last revised March 4, 2002.