I am a member of the Branch Marzolian clan, a number of whom gather on a mountaintop in Oklahoma every November to cleanse their souls, seek spiritual guidance, provide counseling to future members, and have a few drinks.
Okay, sometimes it's a lot of drinks. Okay, sometimes people get sick, but we've never had to call the cops.
And nobody's got hurt, yet, right? (Well, there was Rocco's finger.)
Anyway, Pervert Paul made the first deer camp web page. Now this one has pictures. More are welcome. Enjoy!

After many years of discussion, it was finally decided to give out hats to those attending deer camp in 1998. A contest was held among the cult members to select a slogan. Below are some of the suggestions:

Club Marzuola

www.nodeerhere.com

Marzuola Deer Camp Mantra:
No Deer, Therefore Beer
No Beer, Therefore Sneer
Next Jack, Therefore Yak!

Bambi vs. The Marzuola's

Two Hole'n in Paradise

Marzuola Mountain
Deer & Beer Resort

Marzuola Mountain
A Weak in Pair -a - Dice

Marzuola Mountain Hunters Club

Marzuola Deer Camp
The Viagra of Deer Hunters

Marzuola DeerCamp
Not for the Strong Minded

Marzuola Deer Camp
Virtual Dear Camp Reality

1998 Marzuola Deer Camp LE
**Luxury Edition**

Marzuola Deer Camp
Keeping in touch with your feminine side

"I visited the Marzuola Deer Camp and
all I got was this really cool cap"

And the winner is:
Marzuola Mountain Hunters Club
(That's the last time my mom does the judging, right?)

Start Here!

Thanks to Paul and Carol for this small sample of what goes on. More pictures are welcome!

Comments and suggestions welcome, at: [email protected].
Complaints: cheerfully ignored. Last revised on March 4, 2002.