So, we'll leave Femi Kelvin alone for a bit, and maybe he'll cool off.

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Dear Mr. John:

Sorry, is your last name John or Johnson?

> THE CUSTOMER,
> FOR FRAUD REASON
> THANKS

Anyway, as I mentioned previously, Dr. Kelvin can vouch for me.  We've been in correspondence for about a month now, settling some of the details.  If you know Dr. Kelvin, you'll agree that he is absolutely callithumpian. (Whatever the hell that is)

If this is not acceptable, let me know and I'll scan my passport for you. (And have I found some great graphics for this one)

Meanwhile, I am still looking forward to booking my flight.  Where will I be heading?

And the next day, Don sends:

Dear Mr. John:

Any chance of getting a response from you soon?

Finally, Mr. John responds.

TO SPEED UP YOUR TRANSACTION,PLS CALL ME ON 1 416 837 9697

Do you really think I have time to spend on the phone?  Email me the information so I can read it when I have

a spare moment.  That's how business is done.

Frankly, this transaction couldn't get any slower if you tried.

I note that your area code is 416 - that's Toronto, right?  Should I book a flight to Toronto?  Just give me a straight answer already. (We never hear from Larry again after his message above.  Either figuring out that he was in Toronto scared him, or Dr. Kelvin had told him that these particular marks were a little strange)

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