Dr. Kelvin is hanging on by a mere thread
Subject: NO TIME TO WASTE WITH YOU ANY MORE WITH YOUR SLAVE
LOOSE YOUR INTERSET AND NEVER MAIL ME AGAIN
And Stephie is carrying the scissors
S'cuse me there twinky? I always knew you gay guys were a bit light in the marshmallow fluff, but I didn't realize how touchy and bitchy you can be. Anyway, aren't you the one who contacted *us*? If Donny won some prize of yours, pay it up, bitch. Get your boyfriend's thumb out yo' ass and tell him what he has to do. Quit jerking him around - that's *my* job.