Mr. PT Barnum, best lawyer this side of the prison walls, takes the case. Dear Sir:
I have been contacted by Don Morgan Jr. and asked to contact you at this E-mail address. He was a bit vague on the intent but since his inheritance is greater than the GOP of several small countries and I'm on permanent retainer with his father, Don Morgan Sr., I'm following up with you. I quote:
"Yo Phinny, dude. Yo, can you drop a mail to this guy - [email protected] and do that lawyer thing with him? Thanx."
So, may I inquire as to what this is in regards to?
Regards,
Mr. Phineas Barnum, Esq.
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Phineas Taylor Barnum, Esq.
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