I am not charging him anything okay but i am telling him to pay 1,000.00 for the legal application form, authentication and government leavy okay.
outside this you can come to Nigeria and perform this duty okay.
With respect,
Edoom. (Great, Edom, Edon, Eddom and Edoom. It's getting crowded in that little booth in the cybercafe)
Thank God Barnum finally gets some mail, or he would have started pouting.
>Sir,
>I am not charging him anything okay
My apologies. In case you've not yet realized, Jr. is... how shall I say, a few shots of rum short of a daiquiri when compared to his father. I dread the day when his father passes on and Jr. starts to run the company. Thus I've really not gotten a straight story on what this business dealing is or what is required of me.
As near as I've been able to determine, you and he are starting a business together and you're asking him to pay some $30M as initial capital. Am I correct in this assumption? I just hope you're going to be the brains of this outfit.
>but i am telling him to pay 1,000.00 for the legal application form, authentication and government leavy okay.
I'd be happy to take a look at those forms. Could you fax them to me at the below number of scan them and E-mail them?
>outside this you can come to Nigeria and perform this duty okay.
Nigeria? I thought the boy said Niagara as in Niagara Canada. It'll be a cold day in... well a cold day in Nigeria before I travel there. No thank you very much. Is Jr. even aware of where you are located?
Regards,
Mr. Phineas Barnum, Esq.
Jr. confuses the issue by responding to an email intended for Barnum.
> Sir,
Well, I guess that's better than 'my dear'. You could just call me 'Don', or maybe my nickname 'Frottage'. Hey! I just had a great idea! How would you like your own American nickname?
> I am not charging him anything okay but i am
> telling him to pay 1,000.00 for the legal
> application form, authentication and government
> leavy okay.
G, the money isn't a problem. Western Union says they want some sort of picture ID for the guy picking up the money. They got all shitty with me and we got into a big argument. I'm copying this email to your lawyer, and maybe that'll get him working. Do you actually pay this guy? Cuz he's the slowest, laziest lawyer ever (it's true! We never did hear from whoever was supposed to be playing the lawyer. Looks like Edom was abandoned by his buddies). Should have talked to my man Phinny, I'm telling you.
> outside this you can come to Nigeria and perform
> this duty okay.
Hey, that sounds cool. I've got some time before school starts up in September, and I've never been to Africa before. What is the weather like? Hot, I guess. How's the surfing? We do a lot of surfing here in New York state (Suuuure we do), and it'd be the shizzit if I could say I was surfing in Nigeria.
Frottage