Hargrove *tries* to play it cool, but just cannot contain his ideological fervor. Dear Dr. Pedro: Thank you very much for your recent email. I am very much interested in your offer, and welcome the opportunity to relieve the bloated management of a petroleum corporation of their ill-gotten gains. Contact with me, at least for the immediate future, will be intermittent since I am involved in investigating the disappearance of a founding member of the Marxist Ladies' Society of Good Cheer. Until then, let the words of the great Karl Marx be our watchwords: "The bourgeoisie cannot exist without constantly revolutionising the instruments of production, and thereby the relations of production, and with them the whole relations of society."
Hargrove, |