Mr.Hangrove,
Dear Brother. (Mom has a lot of explaining to do)
It is good to hear that you are having a nice time with your job and a successful trip back home. How was your easter holidays? hope all is well with you and family.
Remember to keep away from more troubles because we can not afford to loss you due to the huge amount involved. We need your cooperation and person to stand and receive this payment.
I have been able to conclude your company registration and incorporation at the corporate affairs commission Abuja so am unable to make payment for tax clearance of the affore company registration for a period of three years because of the holidays.
Now that you are back from travels may I suggest that you should try to give me assistance in lobbying for the payment and the gift items too.
You can arrange to buy Sim card phone sets for GSM networks for the three officials that will really give orders and approvals in your favor for the immediate payment. (Another popular version of the "Advance Fee" scam - instead of sending money to cover bogus costs, the scammers request expensive merchandise to grease the wheels of the transaction)
As a matter of facts my brother, I have spent more than my salary in ensuring that everything is moving alright for us to have this fund transfer.
I shall be sending to you the documents by tomorrow and also inform you with any other information necessary. I sieze this opportunity to thank you and welcome back.
Cheers,
Comrade Frank Pedro. (Frank is finally getting into the swing of things. "Comrade Frank Pedro" - I'm so proud I could cry)