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| Welcome to the Pirate Page This page will explore tales of the sea, privateers and a slew of swashbucklin' tales that will shiver ye timbers. |
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| This is Captain Bartholomew McSuspender. He was infamous for shivering many a timber and for intermitent swashbuckling. |
| This is Captain Trenchfoot. This name was bestowed upon him on account of a rare foot disorder he acquired on the rice patties of Northern Italy as a child. This disorder essentially causes the foot to look like a post-birth placenta that has been put in a garborator and defacated on. It smelt of an early spring morning at the bovine incinerator. Captain Trenchfoot used his feet as a disciplinary mechanism to punish unruly sailors. Those who misbehaved would have to lick the trenchfoot clean. |