A.S.A.P.
They had been at it for days and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus set down to the keyboards and typed away.
They moused ..... They faxed ..... They emailed ..... They downloaded.....
They did spread sheets.....They wrote reports...They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs..... They did some genealogy reports......
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency. Satan was faster than hell. Then ten minutes before their time was up , lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured. And of course, the power went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on and each of them restarted their computers.
Satan started searching frantically screaming. "It' s gone! It's all GONE! I lost everything when the power went out."
Meanwhile Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"
God just shrugged and said .......... " JESUS SAVES " !!!!
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Shaphan D'Souza Chennai