So why exactly does dragon breath stink?
Well, there is one reason mainly. See, dragons, they eat trees, right? (Yeah they do! They gave up eating human beings ages ago!) Think about it. If you eat and eat and eat ALL day long, and NEVER, I repeat, NEVER brush your teeth, then there is a *teeny weeny*
possibility of you getting *BAD*
breath, no?
But then, for mouths as enormous as theirs, a LOT of toothpaste would be required. And bhai saaheb, toothpaste costs money.
These dragons, they're not lazy. It's just that society is biased and therefore they don't work.
But people, their stinky breath is spreading through OUR not-so-green planet. Therefore,
*PLEASE*
The donate part of this page has links to organisations like care, and you can, if you want to, go be nice, charitable and make people happy. OR you could sit around and be ... *sniff* ... *sob* ... BAAAAAAAADDDD!!
REMEMBER, DRAGON BREATH STINKS AND JUNK FOOD ROCKS!
the wonderful,
JUNKY!