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Tanong at Sagot
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Question: Bakit may flower ang panty ng babae?
Answer: Para sa patay na buhok |
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Question: Bakit walang flower ang brief ng lalake?
Answer: Kasi may nakatirik na kandila |
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Question: Bakit nakasuot ng bikini ang babae?
Answer: To commemorate what has been burried there. |
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Questions: Anong pinagkaiba ng babae at sasakyan?
Answer: Ang jeep,pag sinakyan...sumisikip.Ang babae,pag sinakyan ...lumuluwag |
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Question: Bakit kinain ni Eba ang pinagbabawal na prutas sa eden?
Answer: Dahil mas masarap kesa sa saging ni adan |
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Kuro-Kuro
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anti-erap: ma i-impeach si erap!!!
pro-erap: pano mo nasabi yan???
anti-erap: kasi nanay ko anti-erap saka tatay ko anti-erap din..kaya anti-erap ako!
pro-erap: dahil lang ba ang tatay at nanay mo'y anti- erap,anti-erap ka na din?
anti-erap: oo!
pro-erap: kung sabihin ko sayong ang nanay mo ay tanga, at ang tatay mo ay tanga din, ano ka ngayon?
anti-erap: pro-erap ako! |
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Minsan si Erap at si Atong Ang ay nagtungo sa isang bahay aliwan, tapos ay nag-take out silang dalawa nang babae, tig-isa sila. Nang �makatapos� na sila at habang sila ay pauwi na ay ganito ang kanilang usapan:
Atong: �Pareng Erap, okay yung nakuha ko, ang laki ng boobs. Kailangang lagi kang may baong mineral water.
Erap: �Bakit naman?�
Atong: �Kasi doon pa lang sa isang boobs ubos na ang laway mo, sa kabila pa.�
Erap: �Ako man okay din yung nakuha ko!� (medyo nagmamalaki)
Atong: �Bakit, ano ba ang katangian no�ng nakuha mo?�
Erap: �Ang kanyang �clitoris� parang mangga! (he, he, he!)
Atong: �Ano?? (nagulat!) Ganoon kalaki ang kabuhayan niya!?�
Erap: �Hindi, hindi ganoon kalaki!�
Atong: �Eh, ano???�
Erap: �Ganoon kaasim�� |
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Minsan nagbabasa ang mag-amang Bentong at Bentol nang isang English Magazine. Biglang mayroon silang nakitang word na hindi nila maunawaan, gaya ng �pelagic� at ganito ang naging usapan nila:
Bentong: �Daddy nakita mo na ba ang meaning ng �pelagic� sa Webster Dictionary?�
Bentol: �Hindi pa Bentong, sandali na lang ito, nasa letter �C� na ako ng Webster Dictionary� |
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B1: B2 musta date mo kagabi?
B2: SMB!
B1: SMB?
B2: Seksing May Bayag |
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| Its odd 2 excercise everyday my grandma start walking 45 km per day but now she is 95 she never come back. |
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A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately.When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no" the man replies.
"Can you get him for me?" she asks.
"I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't" breathes the bartender.
"Yes, there is.
I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.
"Tell him", she whispers, "There is no toilet paper hand soap in the ladies room."
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