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Stuff to Do in an Elevator That's Stuck and You're Bored |
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The Never Ending Link |
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World's Largest Button |
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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey |
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school chem lab |
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#4: To me, boxing is like ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. |
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#231: You know what the most terrifying thing that could ever happen to a flea? Getting caught inside a watch somehow. You don't even care, do you. |
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#268: If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad? Treasure chests with no handles. How the hell are they supposed to carry it?! |
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#59: Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny. |
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#126: I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, "Hey, when are you going to pay me that hundred dollars you owe me?" or "Do you have that fifty dollars you borrowed?" Man, quit being so cheap! |
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Ah the Horror! |
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#293: Many people don't realize that playing dead can help not only with bears, but also at important business meetings. |
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#52: I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash, is they don't want people walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was that?!" |
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#225: Instead of putting a quarter under a kid's pillow, how about a pinecone? That way, he learns that "wishing" isn't going to save our national forests. |
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Back to Haze of Fun |
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"E-excuse me. I believe you have my stapler." |
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Rooster |
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Yup, that's pretty accurate. |
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"What's that, Plank? We're far away from civilization?" |
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