| Stuff to Do in an Elevator That's Stuck and You're Bored |
| - Try to get out of the elevator. - Push all the buttons. - Start counting---count until someone tries to kill you. - Tell everyone that this moment is brought to them by The Sylvan Learning Center. - Give out a recipe for sugar water. - Loudly sing the theme song of Spongebob Squarepants. - Recite your life's events in chronological order. - Remind everyone, that in Singapore, it is against the law to urinate in elevators. - Face a corner and fall asleep. --Theano - Play Ring-Around-the-Rosie. - Find some crackers or something in your bag and eat them in front of everyone. - Have everyone do the Macarena to your wonderful vocaliztion. - Remind everyone of scenes in movies where really bad stuff happened to the elevator. (Suggestions: T2, Speed, The Matrix, Resident Evil) - Now would be a brilliant time to show off that lint collection. - Have a staring contest. - Circle the perimeter of the elevator muttering, "Poddy, poddy, poddy..." - Take off your shoes. - Tell everyone in great detail of how you escaped from prison. - Recite the letters of the alphabet backwards - Tell everyone to jump at the same time to make the elevator unstuck. --Frankie - Use the emergency phone to yell at your local neighborhood's ice cream man for not letting you borrow his freezer last Tuesday. - Take apart the emergency telephone. - Tell stupid jokes over and over. - Chew a huge wad of bubble gum and show the others your new idea for a car safety air bag. - Make an origami with the gum wrapper. - Take one of your earrings (if you have one) to make a hole in the wall. --Christina - Count the freckles on someone's face. --Christina - Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. - Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space". - Start ripping out the carpet. - Climb up and take out the lightbulb. - Put a pen in the middle of the floor, and when someone reaches down to pick it up, yell, "That's mine!" |