| UNANSWERABLE QUESTIONS 3 |
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| Why do we say 'redhead' but not 'brownhead' or 'blondehead'? |
| If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? |
| Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns? |
| We have mileage, yardage and footage. Why don't we have inchage? |
| Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? |
| Why is the man who invest all your money called a broker? |
| Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? |
| If the politically correct term for a short person is vertically challenged, is an overweight person horizontally gifted? |
| Is there fat free foods for thought? |
| Why are hemorrhoids called 'hemorroids' instead of 'asteroids'? |
| If people from Poland are called 'Poles', why aren't people from Holland called 'Holes'? |
| If the psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? |
| Can gay homeless people still come out of the closet? |
| Why is it that we recite at a play and play at a recital? |
| Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? |
| What exactly is 'midair'? Is there some other part of air besides the 'mid' part? |
| If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? |
| When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? |
| Why is it called 'rush hour' when everyone is moving so slow? |
| How do 'don't walk on the grass' signs get there? |
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| Why is it what when a door is open, it's ajar- but when a jar is open, it's not a door? |
| Dies the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? |
| Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. |
| Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays? |
| Do mathematicians find baking as easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841? |
| Did Noah keep the bees in archives? |
| Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? |
| Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent? |
| If you jogged backwards...would you gain weight? |
| Why do 'tug' boats push their barges? |
| Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? |
| Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? |
| Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking? |
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| Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers? |