| UNANSWERABLE QUESTIONS |
| What happens if you get scared 1/2 to death twice? |
| Is it a coincidence that there are 24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case? |
| Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? |
| If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first? |
| If FedEx and UPS combined, would they be FedUp? |
| Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? |
| Which came first, the chicken or the egg? |
| How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it? |
| Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? |
| Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? |
| Why is there an eject button on the VCR remote? Don't you have to get up to get the tape? |
| Does a one-legged duck swim in circles? |
| If a gay guy was to become president, would his companion be known as the first lady or first man? |
| You know how some people have pictures of AMISH in their houses? Well, do you think the AMISH have picures of US in their houses? |
| If the U.S. has Canada Dry Ginger Ale, does Canada have U.S. Ginger Ale? |
| On the driver's license of a bald guy, what color hair do they put? |
| How do you throw away a trash can? |
| Now, who doesn't like the famous unanswerable questions that make you think at the end of a strenuous day at the office when you can't think any longer. Some are just for laughs but most are just like, "hey, hmmm..." ya kno they make you think a little bit. But enough of my blabbering mouth and here are some questions to annoy you. hehe. XOXO |